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 Moaning and Groaning, 50 telltales that your getting old?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mostly UK based, but might apply anywhere.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/07/23/moaning-and-groaning-50-telltale-signs-that-you-re-getting-old-115875-23289791/

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought #2 on the list, the opposite would happen to guys as they get older!! Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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10. Not knowing songs in the Top 10


I haven't know what's been in the top 10 since I was in my mid twenties!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

16 out of the 50 Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

5 out of 50. Very Happy Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of them just don't apply outside a certain area, or I just don't know what they're talking about:

15. Joining the Women's Institute - for half the population, that can't apply.

18. Listening to the Archers - not in my part of the world.

19. Moving from Radio One to Radio Two - I don't understand that one.

33. Owning a carriage clock - what is a carriage clock?

36. Applying for an allotment - huh?

A few others:

5. Hating noisy pubs - I don't go to them.

9. Forgetting people's names - That's always been a problem.

12. Driving slowly - I don't drive.

13. Developing a fondness for sherry - I hate the stuff.

30. Knowing your alcohol limit - I don't drink.

34. Falling asleep after one glass of wine - I hate that too.

35. Taking an unnaturally keen interest in the local free newspaper - I don't read it.

37. Driving instead of drinking - I don't drive.

41. Taking a cushion to the football because the seats are uncomfortable - I don't go to the football.

45. Booking train tickets in a quiet carriage - that's actually not possible.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shit!
I'm about 70% there and I know it's all true.
It's happening...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

At least half apply to me, but 23, 31, and 46 I did when I was in my 20s.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

13/50

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

27/50


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
45. Booking train tickets in a quiet carriage - that's actually not possible.
Oh yes it is! I do it every time ... Embarassed

Go to www dot the trainline dot com and book yourself onto a Virgin train service Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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15. Joining the Women's Institute


I'd never really thought about joining the WI until I saw that. I don't quite know if I'd be more amused than worried if they'd have me. Twisted Evil Laughing

It's definitely going on my bucket list though. Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only 15/50 directly apply...................and I'm over 50 !

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ N N N - I believe Yastreb is an antipodean, so thetrainline won't do him any good Wink

I think I'm in the crossover stage between Radio 1 and 2 (depending on whether R1 is playing crap and whether Jeremey Vine's guest is annoying or not Laughing )

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm 44, this is what applies to me:

2. Feeling stiff: Since I hit puberty, I still function. Very Happy
3. Groaning when you bend down: 3 back surgeries will do that
6. Thinking teachers/policemen/ doctors look really young: They all look like they just finished high school
10. Not knowing songs in the Top 10: Well I know they're crap
14. Complaining more: Kids will do that to ya
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32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite: But it makes me feel good to do this
38. Not being able to lose weight quickly: As long as I'm healthy, who cares!!
43. Choosing radio over television: Have so for years.
49. Paying by cash or cheque: Cash only for me

Some of the other items sort of apply, others are strictly for the UK folk, or I just don't understand.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I moan and groan regularly darling. Nothing to do with age though. Wink Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Badger,

You paying attention? Cougar needs you!!

Cleanup in aisle 9!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh bugger 43/50 its official I’m old at 53 ... anyway its nanna nap time.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

51. The Sun Life Over 50 plan becomes relevant and interesting - and that free pen they offer suddenly looks terrific!

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You all are old, I tell ya! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

44. Wearing cardigans

I accidentally wandered into some trendy clothes shop called Uniqlo, last weekend and it was full of cardies so they can strike that off their list.

The young lady assistant, told me I look "well buff" when I tried one on so there. Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

sunshine wrote:
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10. Not knowing songs in the Top 10


I haven't know what's been in the top 10 since I was in my mid twenties!

I am in my mid 20's, and I don't know a single song on the top 10.

16/50, but I do feel young.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

6/50,

2. Feeling stiff - more aches than feeling stiff, but similar enough
4. Losing your hair - thankfully not much, but i'm always losing some Razz
10. Not knowing songs in the Top 10 - to be honest there has never been a time when i did know
11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style - never been much of a fashion guru, i just buy clothes, even given up clothes that looked good because of slight iritations Razz
20. Allowing yourself a mid-afternoon nap - i'm a student, what do you expect?!
23. Complaining about the rubbish on television these days - You can't beat the old legends (Morph, trapdoor, original pokemon, power rangers, etc Razz)

Thankfully i'm let off easily... but then, i am only 20 anyway Razz

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