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Pretty´s Darling
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I asked a scammer to tell me more about him:

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MY NAME IS BERNARD AM FROM NIGERIA BASE IN LAGOS.AM WORK WITH A PRIVATE COMPANY,AM THE CHILD OF MY DADDY AND MUMMY.BUT MY MOTHER IS LATE..PLAYING FOOTBALL,AM NOT MARRIE NO CHILD


I would have never guessed it.
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N N N
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why is his late mother playing football??? Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nono, not his late mother.

She's just late.. I guess they had an appointment, but she had a footballgame, but there was an extension, so she could not pick the Lad up on the agreed time, so he decided to email Pretty's Darling, just to waste some time.

It all makes perfect sense, when you think about it.

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Come on guys. It's quite simple.
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BUT MY MOTHER IS LATE..PLAYING FOOTBALL


His mother is late - as in pregnant again. The p is a typo. She will be laying a football in about 9 months.

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Pretty´s Darling
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Phil Yerboots wrote:
Come on guys. It's quite simple.
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BUT MY MOTHER IS LATE..PLAYING FOOTBALL


His mother is late - as in pregnant again. The p is a typo. She will be laying a football in about 9 months.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You guys just don't see it. He's a child. Home alone. And his mom is late again, because she's playing football. But he's so scared being at home alone, waiting for his "soccer" mom to get back home Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I read it different.

Whilst trying to lay a football his dad did the nasty with a mummy instead, probably some necrophilia ritual easier with decomposing flesh i guess, as a result he is not a human child, and his name isnt marie, as his mother was a mummy he is quite right, she was late.

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