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 First time - Money found in the desert - Language NSFW

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maleko40
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been on this forum for quite a while. This is my first time actually baiting anyone. Please bear with me.

A typical “hey I found some money in Afghanistan, help me get it to the US” letter.
Actors:
SGT. [email protected] – Lucky soldier who found lots of money
Mr. [email protected] – UN worker who will smuggle the money to the US
A.K. [email protected]@v - The individual who will accept shipment in the US
________________________________________

Sgt Dicky,

How are you doing? I recevied and understand your email to me. You need my interest in helping you to move some cheddar from Afcrapistan to the US. You received this cheese after torturing some scum sucking talibans. I am learning slang from my grandson and he tells me that money is now called cheddar and cheese in the younger groups.

You say that you will give me 30% of the fund while you will keep 70% of the fund. I am willing to help you move this money however I feel that 30% is far to low of a percentage for me how do you feel about 45% for me?

Let me know that you have received and understand my email.

A.K.
SGM (Retired)
ISAF
________________________________________

Dicky writes back to me:

Greetings My Good Friend ,

I received and acknowledged your email, I'm sorry for my late response,it was due to my duties here. I am also happy to know your willingness and sincerity shown to handle this transaction with me I hope this deal will create a new chapter in our lives and our families.I have thought over your request and decided to make a deal with you as a brother on 45-55. I just want to let you know that this deal is risk free, I am guaranteeing you as NATO Soldiers that I will work cleverly to cover all the wholes and make sure that the fund is been delivered to a secured destination outside Afghanistan without any hitch or problem from any body or organization,that is my assurance, so free very free to work this deal perfectly, but note that it is highly confidential.

I have discussed with Mr. [email protected] [email protected] of the red cross and he is willing to help me airlift the box out from Afghanistan when ever I give him the go ahead to do so.In doing so, I will need your good assurance that you will control this box very well as soon as it`s been moved out of here while you keep me posted.This is my plan in moving this fund out from here(Afghanistan) with your assistance.

If this is accepatble by you, I will like you to contact Mr. [email protected] on this email: [email protected] [email protected]@live.com with the following info: Address, contact number, Country, and an ID photo with the CODE: 19-50 [email protected] X-RAY OM3GA2. He will contact you immediately he is free to do that, and also forward a copy of those info to me as well. Please I want you to tell me more about yourself and also give me guarantee that my 55% share of the fund will be safe when the fund is moved to your custody.I want

As am stopping here to wait for you kind response so that we can proceed with the arrangement to move the box out from here immediately.

Thank you once again for your understanding.


Kind Regards,
[email protected]@n [email protected]

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I contact the clown who works for the UN:

Mr. [email protected],

I have been instructed by Sgt Dicky to contact you about moving some moolah from Afghanistan to the States.

What do you need me to do?

A.K.
________________________________________

Attn: Mr. A.K,

I have received your mail, but I am clear of whom you are. I would like you to Identify yourself the more. May I know the following:

YOUR FULL NAME
COUNTRY
AGE
OCCUPATION
PERSONAL PHONE CONTACT
CODE FROM YOUR PARTNER

I will be leaving Afghanistan tomorrow, so on your response, I will inform you on how you will receive your belonging.

Thanks.
[email protected]

________________________________________

Mr [email protected],

If you are clear of who I am then you should not be asking me for my personal information. However I will provide that data to you.

A.K. [email protected]@v
US
45
Retired ISAF
I do not use phones as I have lost my hearing due to injuries suffered
Code??? What code?

Now please kindly identify yourself to me.

A.K.
________________________________________

Attn: Mr. [email protected]@v,

I received your mail with the data, I would want to inform you that I will be leaving Afghanistan this night with your box. The code I request is a code which your friend Sergeant [email protected]@n said the one who will contact me(YOU) will provide to me in your email while writing to me, that it will make me know the right person to work with. I am not saying you are not the right person, but I need to see the code before I can deliver the box to you, so try and write the code in your next email, or you ask your friend Sergeant [email protected]@n about it if he has not given you.

You know I will not wait until when ever you check your mail, and write to me before I can contact you to hand over the box, I will need to have your phone contact for immediate contact as soon as I arrive, because I will not need to waste time due to my duties or you provide a mean of getting across with you faster for easy communication, else you should be checking you email often as from now since am about leaving.

Do Understand me in this regard for easy communication. Sergeant [email protected]@n told me the box is sensitive, so I will make sure it gets to you in safe.

I should be free to me meet with you by Monday. I will inform you as soon as I get the State.

Awaits your response.


Thanks

[email protected]

________________________________________

Ahh Murph,

I think I understand what you are saying now. Is this the code? 19-50 [email protected] X-RAY OM3GA2

Wow, you will be able to deliver the box by Monday. That is good news. I will be anxiously awaiting your contact.

A.K.
________________________________________

Attn: Mr. A.K,

I have received your mail with the code which I have matched, and its correct. I am now writing to update you that we had our first landing in Canada. We arrived 2hours ago, but we were having some protocols. I would have called you, but I don't have your contact, please be responding to my email fast to avoid delay, because as Sergeant [email protected]@n you friend warmed me, that the box is sensitive, I don't want to delay in any form, even now we are in Canada, I assure the box is well secured.

We should be coming over to US tomorrow, then I will make my arrangement to deliver the box over to you and leave at once, because we still have other duties to attend in some other countries before moving over to Afghanistan again by this month end.

For your address, you just wrote US, not address, so let me have your full address or anywhere I can locate you so I will know how fast I can locate you to hand over the box.

waiting to have your response ASAP.

Thanks.

Mr. Murph
________________________________________

Hang on. It has been three days since I’ve heard from [email protected]

Murph,

Where the fuck are you? I sent you my address several days ago. you told me you would have my boxes here on Monday?

Did you rip me off you cocksucker?

Fucking gay faggot.

AK
________________________________________

Got to tell Dicky that [email protected] is ripping us off.

Dicky,

Your friend [email protected] is fucking us. He hasn't contacted me since he has arrived in the US.

AK
________________________________________

Hey [email protected] writes me back.
Dear Mr. [email protected]@v,

I received your mail, am sorry for not have contacted you. I thought I will have the time to come as we have planed, but after our meeting on Sunday which lasted for several hours, we had an urgent call to move our to Spain which I thought I will not move with them. Your box is safe and well secured. We will be leaving Spain tomorrow to Asia for another issue, But I am planing on now to stay back so that I will make an arrangement on how to come over to US and meet with you. I sincerely apologies for the delay, i never had the chance to check my mail, or even mail you. I would have call you if I had your number, but you never gave me your number. I will prefer if you will still give me your number for easy contact when there is a situation to handle.

You shouldn't have insulted me Mr. [email protected]@v, I respect you, and will not disrespect. I cannot rip your box, because I do not know the content, but my friend Sergeant [email protected]@n only told me its sensitive.I am even doing this at of risk, but there is no problem. I hope to meet with you soon in states.

Looking forward for your kind response, and hope you and your family is fine.

Thanks,and Remain Blessed
Mr. [email protected]

________________________________________

I apologize to [email protected] for insulting him.

Murph,

You prick. Sorry I insulted you. I am sorry to hear that you had to fly from your meeting on Sunday to Spain. Did this have anything to do with the Spanish Hooker incident that I read about in the newspapers?

So when will you deliver the box?

AK
________________________________________

Looks like he accepts my apology.

Dear [email protected]@v,

Thanks for your kind response, it shows me you are really a father. I should be in US by Sunday, but I have a situation now. Our Team will be moving to Asia in 6hrs to come, I have succeeded in convincing them not to go with them for personal reasons, which I have gotten the approval.

You know we are been provided with all our needs in the team, and I do not want them to know where am going to due to the sensitivity of the box which [email protected]@n told me, so I am doing this out of the plane of my team.

Due to the security. I lodged the box in a security unit here for protection which I told them to secure it privately. I do not have any spare cash with me now, Please I will be needing $1600usd to clear for the lodging fee and also to find my way to State as soon as possible.

This is very urgent, please do respond back to me so that I will if I will go with my team of to stay and wait for you, because i do not want to be stranded here. If it wont be possible, the option will now be that I will go with my team while the box will be secured there for you to come and claim and receive it yourself at your own convince.

I lodged the box in your name, so there is no worry about that, but if you want me to proceed, please do the needful as I have explained to you.

I will need your phone contact, please do give it to me in your next mail, for easy communication.

Thanks, and hope to meet you soon.

Bless You and your family.

[email protected]
________________________________________

At this point it just became a game of how much can I abuse him.

Murph,

You unbelievable douchebag, so nice to hear back from you and thank you for the kind words.

So you need $1600, thats chump change to me. Not a problem. Just send me your bank account information and a copy of your passport so I know it is you and I'll have that wired to you within 24 hours.

I may be leaving tomorrow to go overseas. If I don't get the information from you today this may drag out until next week.

Get 'er done.

A.K.
________________________________________

Greeting My Friend [email protected]@v,

I appreciate your kind response, thank you for your concern. I bank with a local bank there in US which I do operate often, I may not have access to my international bank now, and I never knew I will have any bank transaction out side US until my return.

Please Mr. [email protected]@v, I would prefer you sending the money through Western Union, It will be faster and easy for me to pull. Due to time difference, I will prefer you doing it now.You know tomorrow is Saturday, and some company do work half day, I need to get thing done fast before Sunday.

If you have accepted in sending the money through western Union, Just send it with my Name as I stated below:

Receivers Name: Mr. [email protected] [email protected]
Receivers Address: Spain

Please do understand me in respect to it urgency, I will be waiting for your kind response.

NB: Please I really need your personal phone contact.

Thanks, and My regards to your family.

[email protected]

________________________________________

Murph,

You dickless wonder. Thank you for your kind response. It is well understood. I thought I had previously mentioned my loss of auditory sensation due to injuries suffered and therefore the use of telephonic devies is untenable.

I no longer use Western Union as I was robbed of several thousands of dollars by Barrister Kellog. He had me send him money through Western Union for 114 ounces of gold. After he got the money he did not send me the gold.

I will need your bank information in order to send the $2,600.00. If you can get the information to me today, I should be able to wire it this afternoon.

Your friend and co-worker,
A.K.

________________________________________

Dear [email protected]@v,

Thanks for your mail, and explanation. I am sorry for your lost of your hearing and your money, though I never knew the deal you had with Barister Kellog that made him not to get your gold across to you, but people are not the same. I am sorry to tell you that I cannot access my account from here, I don't have anyone here I can trust and get use his account to get the money,you know how confidential this matter is, so if you cannot not trust me and send the money through Western Union, I have not choice than to follow my team because I wouldn't want to be stranded here, they will be leaving in 2hrs time from now, If I did not have a positive response for my staying back, I will join them.

Please Mind you that, I did not need $2,600, what I asked for is only $1,600, am not interested in you money, I want to fulfil my promise with [email protected]@n to making sure I deliver the box to you. Maybe we can be best of friend from here.

The box will be safe where I lodged it, so any time you are ready to have it, you can come over here in Spain to claim the box, I will feed you with the information you will need for that. I will inform Sergeant [email protected]@n about this development so he will understand me very well, If it wont work out, I will need to go with my team and do my job, I just accepted to help because of [email protected]@n, am not gaining anything from it.

Please do fine it clear to understand me.and Many blessing to your family. I will also wait for your final response.


Thanks
[email protected]


________________________________________

Murph,

My most happy ball licker. Thank you for your extremly kind email. I understand that people are not the same but I made a promise to myself to never again use Western Union. I understand that you do not have access to your account there and will need to leave with your team. Have a safe trip with them.

A.K.
________________________________________

Check it out Dicky finally answers my email that [email protected] is screwing us.

Hello Mr. A.K,

How are you and your family doing? I just read your mail now, I am sorry for my late response. What are you telling? that you have not seen Mr. [email protected] ? I thought my now must have received the box, I was wondering that you have not asked me the box key numbers. He cannot do away with the box, I trusted him very well, and he is a nice guy and God fearing, though he does not have the box key code.

I will contact Mr. [email protected] now to know the problem.

have you heard from him?

Let let me know the situation ASAP.

Kind Regards,
[email protected]@n [email protected]


________________________________________

SGT D1cky,

You prick. I have received your most kind email, thank you very much. I must apologize, Murph has written to me and we are working on the delivery of the box.

How are you doing?

A.K.





At this point I am waiting to see if he will write back
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BertjeAass
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good luck with him. Baited the same guy. Lazy as fook, didn't even want to send me a pic with custom sign to check his identity Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm currently in 'talks' with this knob too!

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maleko40
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BertjeAass wrote:
Good luck with him. Baited the same guy. Lazy as fook, didn't even want to send me a pic with custom sign to check his identity Wink


I think I will just keep abusing him.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seems to me he isn't really reading your replies, so abuse won't have much impact. Why not try moving him off of his script and on to something you can drive? The boards are full of good examples, but for the most part, they all hinge on a similar concept: come up with come thing that allows you to take the wheel.

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