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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Jul 2011 Posts: 1

My nom de bait is

*DELETED*

And I use this as a test to see the nature of the folks on the receiving end. If they don't get it, well, Twisted Evil

***DELETED*** is sometimes Jewish sometimes a fundie Christian. Depends.

I am currently negotiating with a particularly nosey guy who has lots of money for me.

Our last interchange follows:

Quote:

On 7/8/2011 3:21 AM, Bernard Bricks wrote:
>
> Dear K D
>
> Thank you for your email. I'm sorry about your ill-health and pray that the Good Lord grants you speedy recovering. Presently the means of communication with my client has always been telephone except when the wife writes to my office. The desire to invest abroad through you is based on my client's inexperience in the field of business and also his present condition. According to my client, he said that whoever will become his partner will have to travel down to Madrid and sign the memorandum of understanding sort of agreement before any investing. The fund is question is deposited in a secured vault and I have the relevant documentation(s) though the company does not know the content of the deposit. Notwithstanding the predicament you are in, I would advise you give a
> proxy any associate of you to act on your behalf and the person is expected to stay just 2 days and return back with the relevant paper work.
>
> I would like to know the following:
> Your Identity document
> Company Name and Address
> Country of Origin
> Telephone and Fax Number
> Full Residential Address
>
> Upon the receipt of these details, I shall proceed towards procuring
> the relevant documentation on your behalf.
> Regards,
> Bernard Bricks

Wow. Guy wants a lot.

K responds

Quote:

Dearest Bernnard,

A thousand pardons to you. Business is busy and my health is poor. Here is the informatiooon.

My personal company, of which I am the sole propriator, is as follows

Crotchtronics For Better Living LLC
We are a Connecticut Company. With offices in Bethlehem, Ansonia, Bridgeport, Sharon, Westport, Greenwich, Dudleyville, Hartford and Crotch Corners (that is where we were founded).

I am not an American by birth. Is my nationality important? My documents are currently in the hands of the FBI who are my partners in many ventures. When they are returned I shall make copies for you.

My very good friend and contact, Special Agent Harold Lector, has said that he would be happy to actas my agent in Spain (our FBI has offices in most places). Would you provide the name of our contact there? I believe that he knows you already thru your IP address (is that correct? I do not know much about such things). In any event, please send to me

1) the contact information in Spain
2) the name of my benefactor

Thank you in the fulsomeness of the dripping wounds of Christ

K

This is a bit over the top but advancing absurdity does not appear to daunt this particular lad. I am angling for a tithe for my church.

Razz

Mod edit: deleted offensive baiter name. - JF

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:15 am

Welcome here Clarence Birdseye,
Guess the green one thought you went a bit too far.
Read up on the rules here and if.... get a mentor to show you the ropes and tools we have here.

Have fun and bait SAFE

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

welcome to eater, have you looked into getting a mentor yet?