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MrFigaro
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I received a letter from

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Cornel Felix Wright,
Commander 20th Engineer Brigade(combat)


I guess the Army is using new ranks these days.

Jenerals
Magers
Lutenents
Czargents

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Well at least it was not "Kernel" Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Well at least it was not "Kernel"


"Cornhole" would be worse....

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You just make damn sure you continue to address him as "Cornel Wright", private! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good opportunity for lad de-education. Congratulate him on his rank and ask him when he will get promoted to Jeneril, or something similar, as the situation allows.

Everyone knows that a Jeneril demands much more respect than a mere Cornel.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bohigal wrote:
You just make damn sure you continue to address him as "Cornel Wright", private! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!


SIR YES SIR

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope he's going to fall in with this man's army.

Introduce him to Private Parts, Corporal Punishment, Sergent Pepper, Major Disaster and General Strike.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I always liked General Principles

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Major Woody

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

General Quarters and the British Liaison officer, Major Upp-Sett.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Colonial Popcorn

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General Direction!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

These remind me of things I heard around Naval Aviation.

Go fetch me a bucket of prop wash.

Airman, go get the keys to the F-14!

Airman, run down to the shop and get me some flight line.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just learned about "runway stretchers" and "echo checks" the other night from some USAF friends. Laughing

I think Cornhole would be a fine way to address the wannabe officer.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Heard in a spot welding shop...

Go fetch me a bucket of number 6 spots.

An unnamed person went and hauled back a pail of washers that were strategically placed under a sign labeled "#6 Spots".

I know of a guy that also went to fetch some prop wash, and a block stretcher over 25 years ago.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Morgain Le Fay wrote:
^^ Well at least it was not "Kernel" Wink




groan! what a corny joke

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PF wrote:
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I know of a guy that also went to fetch some prop wash, and a block stretcher over 25 years ago.


Did he ever return or is he still fetching?
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groan! what a corny joke

Made even cornier by Nanny Ogg! Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Morgain Le Fay wrote:
PF wrote:

I know of a guy that also went to fetch some prop wash, and a block stretcher over 25 years ago.


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Did he ever return or is he still fetching?



NOT FUNNY. If you didn't know, prop wash is highly flammable. There were people tossing cigarettes at that poor private, while he carried a bag of prop wash. It was in it's gaseous form and was contained in what looked like a common trash bag. The poor bastard could have died.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Must have been USAF prop wash and not USN prop wash! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It was Army prop wash, thank you very much.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ The US Army has airplanes? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

UH-60, CH-47, UH-1... need I go on? They called the big spinning things "props".

Well, they actually called them "rotors", but you get the idea. That guy was a grunt, 11B, he believed anything.

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