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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Tae A Fart (with apologies to Rabbie Burns)
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Jist as you sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous win'
The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushie peas
Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face
Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
Shiffy yersel fae cheek tae cheek
An' pray tae God it disnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almichty it fairly reeks
Hope a huvnae shit ma breeks
Tae the bog a better scurry
aw whit the hell it's no ma worry
A'body roon aboot me chokin'
Wan or twa are nearly bokin'
A'll feel better fae a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wis him A shout wi' accusin' glower
Alas too late he's jist keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout an' stare
A dinnae feel welcome ony mair
Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free
Sounds like jist the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know  )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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Olly3008
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Jan 2011
Posts: 354
Location: In Abraham's Panties
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:17 pm |
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Ya what? |
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Aim small, miss small.
Todger Club member since 16/06/2011.
Me:you gonna poo on me?
Abraham 0gho:Until u become honest
Ming Yang: hold for 15mins please i want make use of the bathroom |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:21 pm |
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^^ It's in code ---- only Scots can decipher it |
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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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Olly3008
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Jan 2011
Posts: 354
Location: In Abraham's Panties
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:22 pm |
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Heh, i can get part of it, but being a southener, my Northern/Scot aint too good. |
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Aim small, miss small.
Todger Club member since 16/06/2011.
Me:you gonna poo on me?
Abraham 0gho:Until u become honest
Ming Yang: hold for 15mins please i want make use of the bathroom |
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:35 pm |
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okie dokie. I'm off to find the adult section of the forum  |
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Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:19 am |
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Me no hablo espanol amigo. |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:44 am |
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Oh give to me a shillin' for some fags
and I'll pay ye back on Thursday
but if ye can wait till Saturday
I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society. |
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 Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
  Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:48 am |
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It reads like Double Dutch to me, but the wee drop of Scottish blood coursing through my veins, courtesy of my Scottish great great grandfather, tells me that it loosely translates as all Scots have a great sense of humour because it is a free gift |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:21 am |
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Is there an online translator for Jockanese? |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:08 am |
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Well ah understan it perfect, like, nae bother.
A richt guid laff tae
<Opens window after checking wind direction> |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:39 am |
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Oh give to me a shillin' for some fags
and I'll pay ye back on Thursday
but if ye can wait till Saturday
I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society. |
What's twenty quid to the bloody Midland Bank
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:49 am |
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I'll just have to cut down on food. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:42 pm |
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I'm waiting for Craig007's comments before making any myself. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:52 pm |
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Did you call ... ? |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth.  Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:08 pm |
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A translation of sorts for those who need it
Oh what a crafty horrible beast
Lurks in your abdomen after a feast
Just as you sit down amongst the family
An enormous wind starts to stir
The swede, the potatoes and the mushy peas
Start working like a gentle breeze
But soon the pudding with the cheerful face
Will have you blowing all over the place
No matter what the hell you do
Somebody is going to pay
Even if you try to stifle
Its out like a bullet from a rifle
Hold your bottom tight to the chair
To try and stop the leaking air
Fidgeting from cheek to cheek
And praying to God it doesn't smell
But all your efforts go asunder
Out it comes like a clap of thunder
Ricochets around the room
Goodness me! A sonic boom!
Gosh Almighty it smells terrible
I hope I have not soiled myself
To the toilet I must scurry
Ah what the hell, its not my concern
Everyone around me is choking
Some are almost being sick
I'll feel better for a while
and I cant help but smile
It was , I shout with an accusing look
Alas too late he's fallen over
You unclean person they shout
And I feel unwelcome
Where ever you are let your wind go free
Sounds just right for me
What fun at Rabbie's party
Over the sake of one bit of flatulence |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:55 pm |
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^^ A PG version for the kids? That's good of you Nanny.
I prefer the original. Nicely done Conga! |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:21 pm |
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And now for something completely different.
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:22 pm |
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Brilliant! And I understood it! Must book my flight to Edinburgh tomorrow! |
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Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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