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playtime
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad is answering the secureptv questions and up to 106 of 250. I am weeing myself with laughing. apart from being a very good tool to use I cannot believe that lads are answering the questions.

Q: Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

A: it is the fees for transfer charges

Q: What is the scariest ghost story you know?

A: It is all about the fund


Q: Compared to this time last year, are you fatter?

A: i am fatter than last year


Q: What were the names of the three wise men?

A: i don't remember

this is a classic piece of equipment to use. I get more fun reading this than owt else.

opps need to change my pants

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chrishill2011
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How d'ya get access to this?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ use the search bar, I don't want to post it here, this forum is googleable

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Ah OK got it Smile

The rabbit hole of opportunity for lad pain goes ever deeper!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: i have not receive before
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: my previous answer was no
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: no i have not
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: for the delivery of his package
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: no it is not related to any criminal activity
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: no it will not be used for it.
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: no i don not have any
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: i do not know any body who is connected to crime
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: i don't know any
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: a friend of mine
Q: If you saw a UFO but were alone and had no proof would you tell anyone? Who?
A: yes i will tell somebody
Q: Do you have any last wishes?
A: i wish my child will become a rich man
Q: What are some other things which are considered lucky?
A: when you are not in a robbery scene,car accident.
Q: Did you get to talk with the ghost?
A: i have not
Q: During the past 30 days, how many times did you use marijuana on school property?
A: i don't even use marijuana in any form
Q: Is it the same time every day?
A: no it is not
Q: Is corruption within the police a result of low pay?
A: yes it is but not much
Q: What are doing tomorrow?
A: i will be at the church which is sunday
Q: What do you do for a living?
A: i am an agent for delivery department
Q: Would you rather give money to beggars or buskers?
A: i will rather give it to the beggars
Q: If you speak two languages will you raise your children to be bilingual?
A: yes i will like it
Q: How can you prevent things from being stolen?
A: by hiding it safely but not 100% save
Q: What is your heritage?
A: my father house
Q: Which actor appeared in Papillion and The Great Escape and died in 1980?
A: Steve McQueen
Q: How has Organic Chemistry changed our daily lives? What are five different products made in this field that we use in our daily lives that were not around 50 years ago?
A: i don't have an ideal
Q: What is volunteer work?
A: Work without pa
Q: Why is it good to be honest?
A: for people to believe you
Q: How do you want to be remembered?
A: i want to be remembered in a good way
Q: Do you ever think about previous lovers?
A: once in a while
Q: Have you ever found it fun to sniff on your dirty underwear?
A: no it look bad
Q: In what situations and at what times in your life could you afford to volunteer?
A: when a close friend is in need that is when i could help.
Q: When should we seek professional counseling help?
A: when you are in bid trouble
Q: Why is it good to be honest?
A: to be believe and a very good character
Q: If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
A: i would say i love my family
Q: If you could change one thing about your spouse or significant other, what would it be?
A: her mood of dressing
Q: How much money do you have on you right now?
A: i have only%500,000
Q: Have you ever seen an E.T.?
A: no i have not
Q: When are times when it might be kinder to tell a partial truth to someone?
A: when you are in love
Q: Is there someone famous that is considered beautiful, that you think is not?
A: many people,just like my neighbor next door
Q: How did you get these scars?
A: when i was still a kid
Q: How would you like to be remembered?
A: in a good way
Q: What is the colour of the bull of an archery target?
A: the co lour is GOLD
Q: If you could go back to any moment in history, where would you go?
A: when i was a kid
Q: Why do people say they see ghosts even though they sometimes do not?
A: they believe in ghost or when they are afraid
Q: What storied city on the Euphrates River was 55 miles south of Baghdad?
A: Babylon is the city
Q: Ever had a crush on a teacher?
A: yes that was over some year ago
Q: Are there any places you are afraid to visit because of the high crime rate? If so, where?
A: yes,which is ghana
Q: Had stitches?
A: only one
Q: Do you know anyone named Bertha?
A: no i don't have
Q: What some of the ways can you ride a bike?
A: by sitting on it
Q: Do you annoy people with some of your habits?
A: yes by laughing
Q: Are you too forgiving?
A: yes i am
Q: What did you really want to do today?
A: to make the delivery as soon as possible
Q: If you could go back to any moment in history, where would you go?
A: when i was still a kid
Q: Is dishonesty every justifiable?
A: yes it is
Q: You can ask current event questions using this pattern, what kind of questions you ask.
A: what is the score of football match
Q: What are people not doing that they should to prevent deaths in traffic accidents?
A: to repair bad road
Q: In Russia they have trained mice to carry secret messages, explosives and to listen in on secret conversations. The mice then report back to their controllers. What would you do if you saw one of these mice? How would you communicate with it?
A: i don't have an ideal
Q: What is the most frightening experience you have had?
A: a road accident
Q: What are some ways of helping people who are suffering from PTSD?
A: by con selling them
Q: Can you think of ways to help people who need help?
A: by helping them with what they need
Q: Does the evil of dowry infest your society?
A: no it does not
Q: What are the names of the eight colors of rainbows?
A: Red, Orange, Yellow, Blue, Indigo, Violet,green and pink
Q: Are there any jobs which can only be done by one gender?
A: i don't think so
Q: Also the title of a famous literary work, who were Mrs Page and Mrs Ford?
A: CRINKLEY BOTTOM
Q: What is the name given to a locked case in which decanters can be seen but not used?
A: TANTALUS 83
Q: What are some groups or organizations that help the victims of natural disasters?
A: PDF is their name
Q: Who was the most beautiful person in history?
A: Isabelle Adjani
Q: Olive Garden?
A: North American chain. Menu, wine list, and employment opportunities
Q: What are some things people can do to protect themselves from crime?
A: obeying the law
Q: Who among the people you know has the most interesting job? What is it?
A: the c.e.o.of 4ppl
Q: If you had the opportunity to be different, what would you change?
A: i would change the world
Q: What is the US state capital of Washington?
A: United States Capitol
Q: What is your blood type?
A: a+a=a,is my blood group
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: no it will not be used,only for the delivery fee
Q: Do you believe that UFOs exist? / Do you believe in UFOs?
A: no i do not believe it exist and i don't believe it
Q: Have you ever done anything illegal? If so, what did you do?
A: yes i have done illegal thing,by slapping my wife
Q: Hated yourself?
A: when i made my family sad
Q: How many women have become victim to this in your country?
A: i don't have an ideal
Q: Do you think that UFOs from other planets visit Earth?
A: i don't think so
Q: The Shatt-el-Arab (River of Arabia) is the confluence of which two other rivers?
A: Al Qurnah and Shatt al Arab
Q: What would you name your kids?
A: Jerry and Kate
Q: Can a volunteer be treated the same as paid staff?
A: yes i can
Q: Which do you think are some of the more demanding jobs?
A: day job
Q: Did you succeed?
A: yes i did
Q: Are you a worrier?
A: no i am not
Q: Would you rather be a doctor or a banker?
A: none of the above
Q: When you buy something on the Internet, trust is very important. Why?
A: yes,because i want to use it urgently
Q: Do you like your job?
A: yes i do
Q: What were your grandparents like?
A: two lover's who care for each other
Q: What are some websites maintained by volunteer organizations?
A: Facebook.com,4ppl.com and mail.in.com
Q: Where do you think dead people go?
A: heaven to rest
Q: What crimes do you think will increase in the future?
A: internet scam
Q: Do you believe in coincidences? Why or why not?
A: no i don't believe in it,because you must be ready for anything
Q: Eaten an entire box of Oreos?
A: i don not know

Q: Knowing that the bible was written by a Roman Emperor and not anyone qualified for this important job, do you believe anything written in the bible?
A: yes i believe
Q: Last time you took a shower?
A: not more than two hour's
Q: During the past 30 days, how many times did you drive a car or other vehicle when you had been drinking alcohol?
A: i did not like alcohol but i drove my car
Q: Why is a tsunami so dangerous?
A: They can damage or destroy coastal towns and villages
Q: Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
A: Doublemint; Eclipse Gum; Extra; Freedent; Hubba Bubba
Q: Are there any martial arts schools in your area?
A: NO THERE IS NOT
Q: What do we mean when we say a person is honest?
A: TO BE LOYAL
Q: What kinds of crimes do you think can be prevented? How?
A: STEALLING,BY CONSELLING
Q: Stolen something?
A: phone and money
Q: Do you know someone who has been affected by a tsunami?
A: no i don't know
Q: Does it upset you when you see homeless people?
A: yes it doe's
Q: Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
A: yes i am wearing a Paris perfume
Q: Have you ever eaten a crayon?
A: yes when i was a baby
Q: What substances is gasoline composed of? Which of these substances make it flammable?
A: gas,gasoline to solvents
Q: These were submitted as possible job interview questions.
A: full information
Q: During the past 30 days, on how many days did you not go to school because you felt you would be unsafe at school or on your way to or from school?
A: i am no longer a student
Q: Is there anything that you?ve always wanted to tell me but haven?t?
A: no there is nothing to tell you
Q: Been in the hospital (not visiting)?
A: yes when i was sick
Q: Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
A: yes i do
Q: Which actor appeared to have a wooden leg in the 1956 film Moby Dick?
A: GREGORY PECK (Captain Ahab)
Q: What message is on your answering machine?
A: i don't have an answering machine
Q: How will you be spending Christmas?
A: with my family in new york
Q: Can you tell me about your religious beliefs/spiritual beliefs? What is your religion?
A: i am a christian
Q: What color lipstick do you usually wear?
A: i don't us e lipstick
Q: Who was president of the U.S. when Uncle Sam first got a beard?
A: Abraham Lincoln
Q: Does it annoy you when someone interrupts you when you are speaking?
A: yes it doe's
Q: If you were told that you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
A: i will tell me family were i kept my money and ask them to be unite
Q: Does it annoy you when someone says they?ll call or text, but don?t?
A: NO BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DID NOT DO IT
Q: If the U.S. attacked North Korea, what would happen?
A: we would be hurt very badl
Q: How old were you when you tried marijuana for the first time?
A: I HAVE NOT TRIED THAT BEFORE
Q: Did you believe it?
A: no i don't believe it
Q: Are you always truthful?
A: not alway's
Q: Is dishonesty every justifiable?
A: yes very well
Q: How many days a week do you work?
A: six day's in a week
Q: Do you wear a bikini at the beach?
A: no i don't
Q: Name a poly-atomic ion composed of one hydrogen atom, carbon and three oxygen atoms.
A: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER
Q: How many books of the Bible are named for women?
A: Ruth and Esther
Q: Do you know anyone with a phobia?
A: i do not know
Q: Are planes really safer than cars?
A: yes they are
Q: Who directed the 1988 film Beetlejuice?
A: Tim Burton
Q: Are you afraid of giving a speech in public?
A: yes because i am shy
Q: How have working conditions changed in recent years?
A: excellent

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Q: What are some ways of helping people who are suffering from PTSD?
A: by con selling them

That'll be right. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Q: Have you ever done anything illegal? If so, what did you do?
A: yes i have done illegal thing,by slapping my wife

Shocked What a dick! Make this guy's life hell, Playtime!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its unbelieveable really. this lad emailed my character informing that he had given up answering questions after 3 hours.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well my lad has answered 225 questions up to now, but given up well her eis a little incentive for him!!!!

This is an automated message, please do not reply.

Your funds are still available, please login and answer security questions to receive funds. Funds will expire 11pm local time 4th July 2011

Also good news for Secureptv user Smithsamual1

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Lucky bastard! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of those replies suggest that he spent some time at Wikipedia. Laughing

Proposed question #251: How credible is Wikipedia?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Q: Also the title of a famous literary work, who were Mrs Page and Mrs Ford?
A: CRINKLEY BOTTOM


Great name for a baiter to use!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Q: What crimes do you think will increase in the future?
A: internet scam



That's absurd![/quote]

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Q: What crimes do you think will increase in the future?
A: internet scam



That's absurd!

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