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GreyAmadeus
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Joined: 19 Jul 2010
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:58 am |
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Got this email in my Junk folder and can't resist replying. It's from a Mrs Chin Wool 
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Date: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 15:42:58 +0800 (WST)
From: Chevron Texaco Oil <[email protected]>
Reply-To: Chevron Texaco Oil <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <1447483598.2141921308469378799.JavaMail.root@zim-store01.web.westnet.com.au>
Subject: Chin Wool (Mrs).
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Attn: Dear Email Owner. I am Chin Wool (Mrs), the Company's Secretary to
Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company In Singapore (ASIA DISTRICT). If
this e-mail is yours, congrats as we have a life transforming news for you.
Contact our Zone F Branch for more details. Mr John Harry. E-mail:
[email protected]
Yours Faithfully,
Chin Wool (Mrs).
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I'm thinking my character should be called Mr Beardy Bigote
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windypops
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:05 am |
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Chin wool is soooo last week
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
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Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:12 am |
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Haha - brilliant Maybe this could lead to the return of the chin twigs somehow  |
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From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
"You are the biggest He Goat. You know what you need? Your Fat mama's ass...to feel good and normal" - also Robert Lukman (to Mr Gom3r) |
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Asena
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Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:33 am |
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at Mrs Chin Wool - would maybe suit a German penpal - Herr F Luff |
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Phil Yerboots
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:17 pm |
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Hmm…maybe get medieval on his ass. How about Mer Kin? |
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Jeannette
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Joined: 21 Oct 2006
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:33 pm |
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Could it be a badger? |
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
Posts: 730
Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
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Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:17 am |
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^^^ Hmmm, not sure. Could be de-education?
Email header resolves to Australia... Haven't got a response yet from the btinternet address. Can't assume this would be UK though as it may be being accessed from abroad 
Edit to Add: @Phil, not knowing what you meant (my mind not residing in the 9th Circle of hell) I googled the word Merkin from work Let's hope they don't check my internet history - that would take some explaining  |
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From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
"You are the biggest He Goat. You know what you need? Your Fat mama's ass...to feel good and normal" - also Robert Lukman (to Mr Gom3r) |
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