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D11
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Er indoors aint talking to me lol, shes sulking Cool

she tried to get me to go clothes shopping with her, im like wtf, i can hardly get round the local tesco never mind dozens of womens shops Evil or Very Mad

So i got out me phone while i was having coffee and contacted DVLA, and asked about linky

She thought i was serious lmao, she actually thought id put that on the car.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And you won't because?

Answers please. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Could it possibly be the price? £610 Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fartina o'douriss wrote:
£610


Pfft... metric system.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'er indoors probably spent more than that on the little black dress

and the accessories

the stockings, the suspender belt, the little black bag, the whip, ..............

Edit to add if she'd done all of the above, to hell with the number plate

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ It's gotten very warm in here all of a sudden Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Much as I'm very fond of mi'lady, I've never enjoyed shopping-rituals.

"B3 AST" was available at one time, I think it got auctioned though. Shame, it would have looked good on my twin turbo Viper (Which I also haven't got).

Update - It's back up for sale at ~13k Shocked http://www.theplatemarket.com/numberplate/B3AST/823238/

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I'm buying that

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Spotted this car rego last week:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...and she cem home and woz all like 'you http://bit.ly/lJOBIg !'

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd go for KIWI-M8 Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

DE11 BOY is for a future auction Twisted Evil

The thing she freaked at is the nautical term for weighing anchors lol,
BA11 TYN / BA11 TYR

I cant write what she said to "CA11 GRL" (its not avail however lol)

SX11 CAR is actually 1300 quid or something.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would much prefer to shop alone so I never ask the spouse to come along although he would buy me everything I looked at.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

morgain i do buy her stuff lol, but im smart, i know if she puts me in that situation i aint gonna want to look at the items and she will for the next 6 months complain i was looking at other women *regardless of if i was or not lol.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I always thought the rule was "Look but don't touch" Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I only go underwear shopping with my girlfriend, banned from a few stores already Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ are you like Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) in Christmas Vacation? That was the image I had as I read your post! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ haven't seen that movie

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Christmas Vacation is the one Christmas movie we watch every year!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MLF

I have a Kiwi friend with the same Numb de Plumber.. Mr. Green

She will shop the undies with me most days..

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