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ScammedOut
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought I had seen them all but this is one is new to me:

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I will appreciate if the details below are confirmed back to me in your next email in order for me to prepare the MOU, MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If the MOU doesn't have an RSOT then it's not worth the MS Paint that it's written on. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've stretched out a couple of baits by insisting the lad draft a Memorandum of Agreement rather than an Memorandum of Understanding. I then send the drafts back for contingency, abrogation, and durability clauses.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Don't forget force majure!! Lad's gonna need it. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Bonus points if you can get the lad to write it into the contract as "Force Manure".

By simply repeating what I needed to see I managed to get a lad to send me a document headed "Last Will and Testicle" one time Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Well they do write a lot of bollocks after all Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Inform him thats there are TMA at present and he needs to send a full list of proper nouns for you to complete the excercise at hand

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There ain't no sanity clause...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzfiBMRDc5Y

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Demand that the lad insert an arbitration clause:

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All disputes will be resolved by mutual onanism between the parties, with the assistance of a third-party referee.


Bruin

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him if he's ever heard of the KLF

(also known as The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu)

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well my Dr character is pretty well qualified…TO ROCK!!

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Sincerely yours,


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