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Bait It Up
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Dec 2009
Posts: 294
Location: USA
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:46 pm |
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I've started baiting a few love lads, and of course they don't waste any time getting around to asking for money. I've slowed them down a bit though, as a 71 year old widower I want to make sure I am getting the right women for me before I pay for them to come to America to marry me. Oh I forgot to mention that I'm a little bit of a perverted old man. So naturally, sex is my biggest concern, and I want to make sure we are sexually compatible. My lad assured me that sex would be performed, but it wasn't detailed enough for my liking. I have very specific sexual desires, and wanted to make sure my lad was sexually compatible with me. So I asked for a few more specific details to insure compatibility. Here was my email:
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But Marian. You still have not answered my specific sexual questions. They may not seem important to you since you have never been with a man, but to me they are very important. Sex is an important part of my life. I would like you to tell me if you would allow me to perform anal sex on you. Also, I would like you to tell me where you would like me to ejaculate when I do. These are important sexual compatibility questions. Once I am comfortable that we are compatible in that manner, I will send you all the money you need. I am so lonely here, but I don't want to bring you here if we aren't compatible.
Love George |
My lad went a little over the top to make sure I knew just how sexually compatible they would be with me!  His/her response:
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| Honey i know sex is very important to you and to everyone ok. i will also like to have sex with you as my husband. i will like you to be the first man and only one that will fuck me in the pussy, kiss my ass and kiss my math with my bed, this is what i like and honey finding the perfect willing sex slave (or two), keeping her in your life, and loving the hell out of her - mind, body and soul. if you can do all this for me then you are my husband. i hope i have answered all your questions and i will want you to understand that sex is not the problem once am with you over there i will always make you happy with any kind of sex you need ok just don't worry yourself my husband |
I love how the lad has now gone from having sex with me to volunteering to be my sex slave (something I never asked for) and even bringing in a second person. Although I am not quite sure how I am supposed to kiss his/her math with her bed. I also love the mental picture in my mind of a male lad squirming uncomfortably talking about all the sexual things they are going to do to a 71 year old male. I think I may stick to baiting love lads. |
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"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:54 pm |
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| i will always make you happy with any kind of sex you need |
This seems like an open invitation by the lad to raise the bar on the depraved sexual requests...anal sex sounds like only the beginning. |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:38 pm |
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Oh hello. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:24 am |
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| kiss my math with my bed, |
What? |
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DuckOfDoom
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 101
Location: Usually arse up on a pond.
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Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:07 am |
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Hey, but hang on! Quack!
He STILL hasn't answered the anal sex question has he? Just about everything else (exept how amenable he is to 'While you're down there')
What's going on here?
If he is going to be your sex slave, he needs to start to listen to instructions and then obey with something like alacrity. Hedging and avoiding the issue is just going to result in more flicks with the wet towel and a sore bottom (but for all the wrong reasons). 
Maybe he doesn't know what 'anal sex' means? After all, he isn't pretending to be English, is he?
I think you should give him the benefit of the doubt and just say:
'Oi! Slavebitch! Do you take it up the .....???'
I think that might work.
Quack!
OH! Can I just mention that I am female. Everyone keeps calling me 'he'. |
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what the hell is going on, i have been waiting for your arrival at the airport since morning and all you could do was to fake me up. now i have waited and waited but you are no where to be find.
I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU WILL BE KILLED THROUGH SHOTING AND YOU WILL BE PROYECTING YOURSELF FROM BULLET ONLY TO DIE THROUGH PILLOW SNIFFING |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:21 pm |
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| sex slave (or two), |
Is he offering a two for one deal? I think you should take him up on it. Hugh Hefner would. |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:47 pm |
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Surely marions ultimate fantasy should b 2 girls 1 cup. Scar him for life hahahaha  |
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