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IM_Dumm
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is a list of the available positions for a Dairy Farm recently sent to me by a lad.

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1. VETERINARY DOCTORS
2. HEALTH DOCTORS
3. AGRONOMIST.
4. HEALTH SCIENCE.
5. NURSE.
6. AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE / ENGINEERING.
7. GEOGRAPHY AND RELIGIONAL PLANNING.
8. ARCHITECTURAL.
9. GEOLOGY
10. ANIMAL SCIENCE AND HUSBANDRY.
11. ELECTRICAL /ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING
12. ECONOMICS.
13. ACCOUNTING AND FINANCE /BANKING AND FINANCES.
14. BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION / MARKETING.
15. BOTANY.
16. HOTICULTURE.
17. STATISTICS /MATHEMATICS.
18. PUBLIC RELATION.
19. ADVERTISING / PUBLISHING
20. ART AND DESIGN.
21. MASS COMMUNICATION.
22. CIVIL ENGINEERING.
23. ENGLISH / LITERATURE.
24. LAW /INTERNATIONAL AND CIVIL LAW.
25. MECHANICAL ENGINEERING.
26. TEACHING.
27. TOURISM /MANAGEMENT.
28. CATHERING MANAGEMENT.
29. MARITIME.
30. OCEANOGRAPHY.
31. PHILOSOPHY.
32. ENVIRONMENTAL RESOURCES MANAGEMENT.
33. COMPUTER TECHNICIAN/SCIENCE /PROGRAMMER

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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23. ENGLISH / LITERATURE.


Well, no one wants illiterate cows.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or illiterate lads...

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16. HOTICULTURE.


I also wonder about the need for

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24. LAW /INTERNATIONAL AND CIVIL LAW.
26. TEACHING.
27. TOURISM /MANAGEMENT.
28. CATHERING MANAGEMENT.
29. MARITIME.
30. OCEANOGRAPHY.
31. PHILOSOPHY.


Oceanography? Tourism? Philosophy?

I have already responded that I am an Oceanographer, which makes working on a dairy farm a natural fit.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Hey "hoticulture" is what we do in Zones 9 and 10 of the USA for gardening work............ Wink Wink

I did wonder about:

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28. CATHERING MANAGEMENT


Would that be a type of catheterization or the catering business!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This looks a bit like a charity scam I got and passed on to subway... a different list, but just as many items on it.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The intro letter mentioned work permits and visas...I am guessing some fees may be involved? (however, they are saying the jobs are in Canada and my character happens to be Canadian...what luck!)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maritime and Oceanography intrigue me. Do you realize that we could feed the starving poor of the world with aquatic cows?

Who knew that mugu science had advanced to his level?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Starting an agricultural cult:
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oceanography? Well those Dolphin Farmers, they need to make sure that those Dolphins continue to produce milk and take care of the calfs.

Not to mention Crab wrangling. I nearly lost a crop not that long ago! It is good for tourism, but always with the lawsuits when some kid gets injured! YEESH! The mighty oceans of Alberta and Saskatchewan are pretty brutal and make tough crabs Razz (for those who are Canadian, you may get that.)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Philosophy: ask him to specify. Nietzsche? Kant? Wittgenstein? that would involve some serious googling for him

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great news !

I have gotten the job as Oceanographer for the dairy farm.

Here is my new salary.

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Professional workers income state;

Monthly gross income salary earned; $10,654.

Tax deduction 21%.

Gratuity 12%

Monthly net income salary earned: NOT YET EVALUATED



Apparently, I have to tip in this job. Seems reasonable. I believe most Oceanography job salaries include a gratuity.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So are you going to take care of the manatee, the dugong, or the Steller's sea cow? Or are you just going to cather the hotis? Or is Catherine going to do that?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Gratuity must be the union dues.

Oceanography I can understand, as cows like to swim, but TEACHING?
Everyone knows you can't teach an old cow new tricks. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Now i have "Herd" it all.!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got some additional details about my new position.

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here are various specified areas of job position under your name .
.ASSISTANT INSPECTING STAFF UNDER LAND SITE VIEW DEPARTMENT .
Some map out site view are swamping , we need good skill Oceanographer to join the Geologist to carried out proper job for future development of farm land and effectiveness.

OCEANOGRAPHER .


I really had no idea Oceanographers evaluated farm land.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, I was able to get the job position I wanted.

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I Mr Hamilton Joel,the human resource manager of Hamilton farms in Canada had offer you the position of Supreme Oceanic Ocean Oceanographer

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Wonder how many more times the lad can get "ocean" into the title?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
As we all know Hamilton, Ontario has quite an abundance of Oceanic Ocean Farms! The city mascot is the Hamilton Humbolt Squid after all! Though the ravenous seals ruined quite a big crop of Calamari back in the crisis of '97 (curse those Seals!)

You know...maybe I should talk to this lad. Perhaps he is interested in starting a farm in the coastal port of Edmonton or Red Deer Twisted Evil

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