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 Scottish Wedding Run Amok

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Could not find the source of this; whether true or not. However, I have seen a wedding in Canada where the bride's rental dress had blood all over it when a fight broke out (French Canadians)!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

pure comedy. I would have loved to have seen that in Four Weddings and a Funeral Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The visual on this..... Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And I thought mr bo was crass for laughing at me when I sat on a piece of our cake in my wedding dress. But then again, he's not Scottish. Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is an urban myth/made-up story, used by Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle in one of his routines.
Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall does not exist, afaik.
There are variations of it such as a male stripper sliding up and down the leg of a girl wearing white trousers.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@bohigal You are supposed to sleep on a piece of wedding cake, not sit on it! Wink

@Scentless Apprentice Thanks for the update. Guess I should have put this in the jokes thread. Wink

After attending the aforementioned French Canadian wedding and the chaos that broke out, I figure anything could happen at a wedding. (At my wedding I broke out laughing during the Lord's Prayer - (nerves I think))

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once helped cater a wedding and it was a disaster. A U.S. Marine was the groom and so was the best man and the ushers. Apparently, the bride's brother said something they didn't like and all hell broke loose. Talk about a brawl.

But the funniest part was when the groom (the big bad Marine) stood on a table as he prepared to leap like Hulk Hogan onto 20 people....The goddamn table collapsed and he fell on his face and was knocked out.. Had to love it.

Note: No offense to Marines. I was Air Force and I have no disrespect to the sister services.

But--seeing that groom in full Marine uniform up on that table attempting a wrestling move and then knocking himself out is something I always remember.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I see Scentless got in before me
The story does crop up as being true, with difefrent names occasionally

The only thing exciting to happen in Greenock recently is the police being called during the beer stampede at Tesco.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-13621315
A till glitch made it 3 cases of beer/cider for £11
Happened through here too
I felt a bit guilty when I noticed it on my receipt
then again
and again[/b]

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