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 "i dont understand you well plz?????????????"

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I introduced one of my identical twin trunk box Lads to another of my baiter personae, the dyslexic Brad, and chat chaos ensued.

Quote:
Me: is that yuo jon mensah
Lad: hi dad
yes sir
Me: im yuor dad, i dont think so, tel me more, mal didnt explian mutch to me
Lad: ok sir
the main thing is that my late father died treu the crisis in my country lybia
and he live 2 consignmendt boxes which one contain about 10 mi;;;ion us dollar
Me: yuor dad anyting to do with that looser gadafee
i have to now
Lad: i dont understand what younsaid plz ???????????
Me: if yuor dad was a gadafee gyu i dont want any money to do with that fraek
Lad: so i came back to Ghana as refugee
with my 2 consignment boxes
no
i dont like that man in my life sir
Me: are yuo giong to anser my qeustoin
Lad: yes
Me: than anser it plaese
Lad: NO he is not my father
he is anticris
Me: thats not what i siad
Lad: ok
what did you said plz ???????
Me: i want to now if yuor father wroked for gadafee
Lad: NO
my father is a gold and diamond dilla
Me: i thuoght that ony gadfee croneis cuold make money in libay
Lad: no because of what happen to my late father i dont want to stay here in africa again
Me: what hapen to him and why
Lad: he was die in car acedent
by car acident
Me: yuo maen the way sadam hussiens enemeis had car acidents
Lad: yes
after the ded my late father familly people plan to kill me because of the consinment box
i am 22 yrs
Me: i thuoght so scine yuo siad that he deid in libay truobles and car acedents are a good way for dicktaters to get rid of poeple that they dont like
Lad: so now i want you to asist me as my father so that you can receive the money for me
and travel to your country to fearther my education
Me: just as long as yuo dont want me to end up like yuor rael dad
what sort of educatoin
Lad: i want you to stand for me and receive it for me as my dad
because all what we need now is to open new account which we can trasfer the money true
Me: what sort of educatoin thuogh i want to now
Lad: sins the problem start so i stop for secondry school
so i will continure from secondry school
Me: what did yuo laern up to
Lad: engineer
Me: in secondrey school
Lad: auto mechanic
Me: yuor chioce or yuor dads
Lad: no in technical
my own
i attend technical because i want to be an engineer
so dad i hope you will hep me receive this founds for me ????????????
Me: wel from waht mal siad yuod have to aply for a visa to come here and be a studdent
do yuo plan to be a citizen
Lad: yes
Me: then ill find the applocatoin for yuo
Lad: but i want you to finish receiveing the money before
Me: what deos that maen
Lad: ok
Me: whats the piont in moving money frist
Lad: after reciveving the money for me
because i want to transfer the money to you in your country
Me: i thuoght mal was diong that and i was betting yuo into Australia
Lad: before i come in
Me: sorry dont get it
Lad: no told me that you will help me for all
that is what he told me
Me: thats not what he told me at all
Lad: ok
Me: yuove got it asre bakcwrads
Lad: but he told me about 4 days ago because he is my former beneficiary but he said he is not an autrailia citizen so he will look for another person for me so i think he eslpain everything to you already
Me: no he siad that he wuold help you with yuor money oence i got yuo yuor viasas for Oz
Lad: sir now what inportant is the money i want you to receive it for me first so that if get there everything will be alright
sir i need you help plz
Me: no mal is recieving yuor money and im getting yuo your visa
yup and yuor fiend apkabor i think
Lad: no he told me that i should explain all to you
because he will only help me to find the right person who can receibve the founds for me
Me: well yuove got the rwong end of the pinaeple and no mistale
Lad: sir i need you help ok i dont know any body here
Me: he explianed ot to me and siad that the plan was wroked thruogh and id do one thing and hed do anyther
Lad: i dont understand you well plz?????????????
Me: id better get bac to him as im bugered if i now what he maent now so yuo have a god nihgt and ill see yuo later

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ScammedOut
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
my country lybia


If the lad wants to "fearther" his education, he might start with learning to spell the name of his own country.

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Jim Morrison
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am using this idea from now on, thanks!

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Bucky
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The dyslexia really comes in handy when you need to send the lad the Reference Number for a Moneygram transaction!

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wowwow
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So funny Yastreb Laughing

Quote:
Lad: NO he is not my father
he is anticris


It's a sort of cross between "The Omen" and "Star Wars".

Darth: Luke, I AM your father ..
Luke: Nooooooo you are the Anti-Christ ..
Darth: Uh? .. What's an anticris, do you need to lie down or something?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic Yastreb, you always have some of the best conversations with your lads. It looks like so much fun I may just need to get into the chatting action too. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's a new installment:

Quote:
Lad : good evining sir
sir so what going now
for now everythiong is posible
Me: waht do yuo maen
Lad : i have attend the bank anthey told me that they are proccesing the money true DUE proccesing
about the Visas
Me: go on
whats deu
Lad : i think MR Malc os done with you
so they told me to tell him to contact the bank immedietly
Me: what do yuo maen mal in done with me
Lad : now all the money were deposit in the citi bank
i think he has finish with you about the visa
Me: but im geting yuo both the visas
Lad : ok
that is good
enouth
Me: ill get the froms for yuo both ad yuo full them in and sned them back
Lad : ok
so when
Me: ive ben lokking tor the rihgt ones for yuo and i tihnk i have them
when wuold yuo be abel ti fil them in
Lad : any time
if today i will be glad
so when are you going to send the forms
Me: ill se toit aslap
Lad : what ??????????????
Me: spemthing rong?
ill need yuor emial adres to sned the froms
Lad : ok
[email protected]
Me: bonzer
Lad : yea
so am waiting for that
yea but your number that you send to me is wrong num,ber
Me: its the rigth number but the srevce hear can be pathcy so mabye thats it
Lad : please can you give me your contact again
i want to hear your voice on before i meet you
Me: if it deosnt work ill drop over the mals sometim
Lad : i dont understand what you said????????????
Me: are yuo sure yuoll be Ok heat cos yuo dont get plian english
Lad : i will lean it there
Me: berb
Lad : oh
why brb ????????????
i hope you receive my email address
are you there.
Me: im bakc
Lad : ok
did you see my email add
Me: fuond the form i got from dic
Lad : ok
Me: ill send it to yuo
Lad : ok
am waiting
to fill it
Me: on way
Lad : but talk to him to contact the bank
yes i have receive it
Me: yuo maen mal
Lad : so plz let me cheack it now
Me: dont fogret to shew ti to yuor mate
Lad : i will show it to him
both of us will fill it
Me: remeber to use defrent froms
Lad : diffrent what sir ???????????
Me: one from aech
Lad : ok
Me: one for yuo and one fro him
Lad : ok sir
thank you
Me: godnihgt mate


I'm hoping for trophies soon.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 185
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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wowwow
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Me: ill se toit aslap
Lad : what ??????????????

I actually agree with the lad here , but a lad slap would be good.

Razz

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Jim Morrison
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ what are you trying to say?

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have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor Twisted Evil )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle...
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HarmlessBunny
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe it is: "I will see to it, a slap!" Razz
Or the last part could be the lad's name. Either way, he needs a slap Smile

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