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 Ancient Nigerian Proverb?

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blip.block
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I received this gem from my hitlad.

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You are a good player, just keep it on, but tell me, how does the [email protected] [email protected] find the tiny fish in a big great wild oc3an, if you don't know, I will tell you when I get you, Good [email protected]


Sounds ominous but I feel much more enlightened after reading this email.

EDIT: Leeted to protect against Google search

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like he got his script from a chinese fortune cookie.

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you reply could be something like this: "a wise man once said: FUCK OFF!"

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You could check his IP address, then send him a really creepy e-mail mentioning a number of prominent buildings and other features in the surrounding area.

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is that a threat? HA! Tell him this:
Quote:
· Oke oshimmiri anokataghi rie onye obula nke o na-ahughi ukwu ya anya.
[The ocean never swallows a person with whose leg it does not come in contact. ]
Wink

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jim Morrison wrote:
you reply could be something like this: "a wise man once said: FUCK OFF!"


This is an approach I like to take.

After really pissing a lad off (I think I insulted him) he wrote and demanded an apology or bad things would happen to me.

My reply was 'Having considered the contents of your previous email I must tell you most humbly TO GO FUCK YOURSELF.'

He never wrote back. I miss him.

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

there's loads of good igbo curses about. And there's always pidgin. ie, go dey, fit ur piken go for peppa soup (get lost, go and eat your children) ... i could go on..

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A screen shot of the map from iptracker online showing his general location and a message saying:

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I don't know about the fuckin sea hawk but I'm pretty close to finding your dumb smal boi ass.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

give him my regards, let him know I have a tyre for his neck.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Chicken hawks and little fish in the big ocean? What is this guy... an assassin or an animal activist? You're trying to avoid being rubbed out, and here he is going on about marine life. The nerve!

You could (just a thought) reply that you're not afraid of chicken hawks, so he'll have to use more firepower than that if he wants to put you in the ground. If anybody threatened me with a bird, I don't think I'd be too intimidated.

I haven't had a hitlad yet, but I'm hopeful. From what I've read, they're more fun than a bottle of painkillers and a flamethrower. I've had a few not-so-veiled threats from lads, but none of them have ever offered to kill me unless I pay them.
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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 5:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whoa I would tell him not to blow a seal. It could be considered animal abuse.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds as if this lad's been studying under that great thinker and philosopher Eric Cantona. When asked at a press conference, why he Kung Fu kicked a supporter who was abusing him he gave this memorable reply: Seagulls Wink

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Feel free to use these on him:

Quote:
The dance of a millipede does not impress he who has seen the dance of a snake.


Quote:
It is in the house of a coward that people gather and point to the tomb of yesterday’s warrior.


Quote:
You cannot stop a child from growing big teeth; however he should have lips equally big enough to cover them.


Quote:
He who digs too deep for a fish, may come out with a snake


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If a snake fails to show its venom, little children will use it in tying firewood.


Quote:
The fish does not know how hot the water in the pot is until it falls inside the pot.


Quote:
The goat cannot call the lion to an account.


Quote:
A mad fowl has not seen an intoxicated wolf.



And one of my favourites:

Quote:
When a tse-tse fly perches on your balls, it takes great skill not force to kill it.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
Truly demented.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Their minds are all cooked. Too much palm wine oh.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Slightlyoutofit: priceless! where did you find those?

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Fortune cookies.

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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is some more Igbo idioms. Recite these in Igbo to a lad on the phone, and they usually get scared, and hang up the phone. Laughing
http://www.kwenu.com/igbo/idioms/frame.htm

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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 4:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A ma ka mmiri si were baa n'opi ugboguru?
How do they get the water in the watermelon?
I don't know, how do they get the water in the watermelon?
They plant them in the spring! Laughing

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