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 The Return of R4nkle Jones

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, not quite... but his creator has a new script!

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Unique thrilling movie script is the basis, movie Producer and Company need to make a breathtaking production.
Roger is a hard working husband and father but is addicted to alcohol. What becomes of Douglas, Rogers’s second son who took to his brevity but a singular learnt habit of alcoholism has done him worst in life. Rogers’s companion billy his dog is more than a pet to him, not even his family can come in between him and billy. How many animals must die by barrel? billy saved the life of Rogers at the hunting expedition by maneuvering whisky, Rogers’s horse. billy was brilliant to have manipulated Ashley to drive Rogers home and thwarted Trevor’s pilfering plan on Rogers who is drunk to stupor. Georgiana’s manhandle by Rogers. Rogers’ scolded by Douglas at the birthday party of Mabel. Morris manipulated Douglas his friend to play hanky panky love game with Mabel. Trevor make comic of Douglas’s dad as Douglas reply lead to bloody fight at the night club. Ahmed chase of Douglas and Patton over an escaped accident. Roman, Douglas, Mabel and Patton mimic Roger’s their dad who is drunk as Georgiana got provoked. Roman shot. Douglas and Morris hunt the perpetrator to a death. Beer please let Rogers alone!

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I get a pitch every month or two. Now he's pushing product placement in his films. Entertaining lad.

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NOTE: this movie has advert spaces that will turn in huge money to this project more than you can imagine now. Advert space for automobile companies to bid for ‘DIAMOND LUXURY SPORT CAR’ exhibition should live nothing less to admire as Morris and Mable’s hanky panky love game is an admiration couple with Douglas drive like a formula one driver with Patton. Enjoy cool love music of Sonya Spence.

Issues like shooting location, production, casting crew, distribution network and other intricate issues we will jointly analyze with the Producer/Director as we consider states with tax incentive like Michigan.

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Rogers’s companion billy his dog is more than a pet to him, not even his family can come in between him and billy.

Clearly the author's proclivity for goat ... erm .... hugging has influenced this part. And he's unhetero, too: "Billy" says it all.

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This guy is a genius. Anyone who can pen a line like...

Ray: "Too many pretty nutty shits of fucks"

More scripts, please. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wright B Hindyou wrote:
This guy is a genius. Anyone who can pen a line like...

Ray: "Too many pretty nutty shits of fucks"

More scripts, please. Very Happy


I played with this lad for a while, but he's not a scammer - he's just after a letter of employment in order to obtain a visa. However, I did insist that he provide me with the titles and synopses of other screenplays he's written and this is what he came up with:

"DENTURE GRIP - the lost cavity
MY CASINO WIFE,
RANKLE, Jones the golfer,
MY BOY FRANK,
THE SCARY OF CALIFORNIA,
BEYOND THE PRIEST,
UNROLL STONE,
DOWN BONE HATRED,
AFTER HUNTING,
THE DARKEST THRUTH -Historic Yati,
MAMA'S YESTERDAY
The film genre is more of comedy, little of love and gangster."

I'll try and post the synopses soon as they are good for a laugh.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Movie Lad now has a website containing many of his script synopses for your entertainment:

http://www.bighavilah.blog.com/


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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^That stuff will melt your brain. Truly some Laddywood gold nuggets there.

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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've also messed with this guy for several years using the name Rusty Pecker of the Pecker Wood company. I've made some offers to him to include my golf drivers in his movie but he seems to be only interested in a visa to come meet my producers.

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And here is Rankle Jones The Golfer, a part of the script, made into a cartoon by Worf. Laughing
http://www.youtube.com/user/cartoondudes1#p/a/u/2/gNYr_ORS70Y

He's just a mental case, looking for a visa and a way out of Africa. And nobody, but nobody would ever pay this guy $500 for one of his insane scripts.

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 9:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^
They might in Nollywood, I tried watching a couple of the films and well shit production values (most of them can't even afford blanks, they shake the 'gun' and overlay sound effects) aside, they make no sense to me what so ever.

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SlapHappy wrote:
And here is Rankle Jones The Golfer, a part of the script, made into a cartoon by Worf. Laughing
http://www.youtube.com/user/cartoondudes1#p/a/u/2/gNYr_ORS70Y


Fabulous cartoon - does Movie Lad know about it? If not, may I send him the link and tell him that I was about to invest $2m to develop his screenplay until my Legal Department advised me that he'd stolen the idea and characters from a forthcoming cartoon?

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 1:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I bet he was already told that. Laughing

Once I determined that this guy was basically harmless, and not running any 419 or other scams, I dropped him. This Emmanuel O. guy spends all of his time writing and pushing scripts that anyone in the movie business in the Western World would never pay for. And he keeps pushing for $500 for a small "sample" of his script and a visa too. Most of his scripts are just synopses of scripts that are not even written fully yet. He has obsessively done this for years, and posts on websites for scriptwriters. The guy is not a dangerous scammer. I'm betting that he has never made a dime on any of his writing, nor scammed a soul. He will never get a visa for his crazy plans, either. Yes, the guy is fun to play with because his writing is bizarrre, but he is not worth baiting. Basically, he is just a beggar lad, hopelessly stuck on a deluded quest to escape his situation.
If he spent half his time working in a different legitimate business, he might actually succeed. He sure has the persistence for it. It's kinda sad actually. He really could use some mental help or something.

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