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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As a survivor of numerous end of the world predictions I'm looking forward to this one. Annoyingly, I forgot to warn my religious lads there might not be time to finalise the deal.

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^He's early. We don't get to the ultimate rave until 2012, everyone knows that. The Mayans said so.

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah i saw an article on this, apparently someone has also set up a post rapture pet insurance to guarantee that one of the doomed on earth will look after your pet once you ascended to heaven.

Laughing im not sure if thats evil or genius Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/17/judgment_day/

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ yeah thats it Smile

i have a theory about the mayan calender ending in 2012 anyway. As they were all carved in stone, i assume after they had carved nearly 2000 years of calender they got fed up and stopped, 2000 years of advance warning for when the tax year starts, and public holidays is surely enough for any culture??? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://newsthump.com/2011/05/19/ticketmaster-confirm-second-coming-of-jesus-tour-a-sell-out/

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As an amateur astronomer, 2012 is the only one I'm worried about. A lot of planets line up on the 21st Dec. That's a lot of gravity pulling in one direction. Even Newton worked out that event might cause trouble, and he knew what he was talking about. Shocked Smile

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hearing the name Rature, i automatically thought of Bioshock, then Andrew Ryan... then Ayn Rand Smile

but still end of the world... i have an apocalypse plan ready for this years apoc... assuming the undead are making an appearance Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Camping previously claimed that the world would end in September 1994.


If only. We'd have been spared Justin Bieber.


Quote:
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I keep saying...the Maya just ran out of room. They filled up that stone tablet fast. We just haven't re-discovered the 2nd one. Perhaps a good safari theme?

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

El Nombre wrote:
Hearing the name Rature, i automatically thought of Bioshock, then Andrew Ryan... then Ayn Rand Smile


I immediately thought of this...........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But but but I've just bought a Lotto Ticket for Saturday night Sad

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Irish, don't you live in UTC+12:00? Give your ticket to someone who lives somewhere in UTC-10:00-UTC-12:00 and will have time to spend the monies.

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Time to wash the white robes! Have fun being left behind.

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll take your lotto tickets Irish
I promise to send you the money back if we survive, in my normal efficient way


I'm looking on the bright side, if rapture does occur I wont have to pay the credit card bill at the end of the month


Of course they could be predicting that the earth will become home to dinosaurs again, they really meant Raptor

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

nanny ogg wrote:
if rapture does occur I wont have to pay the credit card bill at the end of the month

Sorry but I think the banksters are going to be left behind with the rest of us. You'll still owe. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll be eating the last of my 1200 pounds of beans and rice I bought for Y2K. Wake me when it's over.

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^What, you're going to fart your way to heaven? It doesn't work that way.

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BE VERY AFRAID!

CDC issues warning of Zombie-Apocalypse After May 21st’s Rapture

http://thechurchofjesuschrist.us/2011/05/cdc-issues-warning-of-zombie-apocalypse-after-may-21sts-rapture/
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Arrrgh zombie bankers
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Hot in here. Kool-aid, ayone?

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lord goldblade wrote:
Yeah i saw an article on this, apparently someone has also set up a post rapture pet insurance to guarantee that one of the doomed on earth will look after your pet once you ascended to heaven.

Laughing im not sure if thats evil or genius Twisted Evil


I posted that one up on 3 Feb. and I can never decide if it's a scam or not.
Anyway, when the Rapture is brought up in conversation, I end up struggling not to giggle.
I always associate the Rapture with this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_JKzRy1XKM

Yes, I know Abduction and the Rapture aren't the same, but I suspect they appeal to the same type of mentality.

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Trade the Lotto tickets for the Elderflower Cider Gytha, I have really bad luck with Lotto tickets, so I may as well console myself with the cider Very Happy

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