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 Sometimes I think I will never understand lads

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We all know that many lads don't read your first replies and that not being familiar with Western culture you can get away with baiting as Han Solo. But when someone (me) tells one of these "I have $ millions to invest in a good business" about my chain of animal brothels I want to expand, going into lurid details about my rich and famous clients, excuses about late replies as I was on a buying trip as I needed a couple of sheep and a shire horse stallion and even telling him that Dominique Strauss-Khan has been fitted up as he was in our London branch the other week and I happen to know he only likes shetland ponies I mean surely any sane individual anywhere in the world must stop and say "Here just a minute! You're having me on aren't you!!"

Not this lad. He really thinks I run a chain of animal brothels. He's even typed up a investment contract.

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I didn't even want to bait him. I only sent him the animal brothel thing as he's got past the spam filter and I expected he'd go away.

It's been three weeks and he's still about. Rolling Eyes

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Baitsamurai
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

maybe he is going to buy you some goats...

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ask him if you can agree that the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And don't forget the Sanity Clause.

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've heard of stranger things lads believe. Dan O'Flannigan breeds shamrocks, tends to their hooves, and once had some of their eggs eaten by weasels. One of them raced in the Milan Eisteddfod. I can understand a Nigerian not knowing what a shamrock or an eisteddfod is, but surely they know that no animal both has hooves and lays eggs?

Can you get him to change that to "non-circumcision agreement"?

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IM_Dumm
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would make the lad agree to be "Chief Quality Control Officer" and then go into great detail about what that means....

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This from someone who hangs out with such bohemian dilettantes as you ever saw, with their elastic virtue and fascinations on full display: Click me for a good time

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bigdaddy
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Id like to give him a go. Can you please post the header?

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't have his original but it was an "I have $$$ lots to invest" so just salet him know about your wonderful business opportunity.

He's at john {dot} yule11 {at} yahoo.com

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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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bigdaddy
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If no one has done it yet Id like to try the WIMP modality with this guy. Please let me know if youve dont it already as of course it will ruin it for the both of us. Thanks!

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You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 4:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You got him overheated by the possibility of goats.

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