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 A Lad Waxes Poetic! (to a pig)

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strictlyred025
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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who here has lads who have written poetry? I'd love to see some as talented as my latest bard. So here, for your enjoyment, is the latest piece by the Lyricist of Lagos, the Bard of Benin, the Minstrel of Maiduguri. My character is an old woman on a rural farm who lives alone except for her pet pig, who is aptly named Country Pig. The pig had a birthday this weekend, and my lad was able to be coerced into joining the festivities with a poem composed at midnight Lagos time:

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday How old are you today? Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Sarah can stay
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday All the children can stay
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Turn and shake away!
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Country Pig let’s jump around and play!
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday You need a holiday
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Wish you well each and everyday!
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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*speechless*

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing

Lad deserves a prize, send him to Security Shield!!

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You've got yourself an artist!

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Aww poetic justice. Great baiting!

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 2:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Given his obvious talent, he should be contracted to write a whole book of poetry.

Of course, the publishers and editors of said book would then have a myriad of changes and edits he would have to make, not to mention the constant required redrafts of the manuscript, and then there are the issues of potential demographics and markets they would want him to appeal to, and problems with content that could be considered controversial or unacceptable to publish, and the negotiations with cover artists and printing companies and potential retailers that he would have to sort out...

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Happy Birthday Country Pig let’s jump around and play!


Maybe he could do a little illustration for this poem? Perhaps you have a contact at Hallmark who might want to pay him for his work?

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

strictlyred025, that is some brilliant silly baiting! I love it! Animal Lovers of the world unite! Poems for all of our fine, furry, feathered, and bristled friends! Very Happy Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's brilliant. I would love to know what the lad was thinking when he wrote that!

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

I can't wait to hear his requiem when piggy goes to market.

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wonderful! Now have him put it to music and sing it for you!

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I tried to get him to leave a voicemail of him reciting the poem on my K7 number, but he said he didn't have enough money to call internationally. Rats.

I have suggested the illustration and hopefully I'll get one. Maybe I'll get him to give me a photo of him in a party hat, hopefully with some confetti and a sign saying something like "Happy Birthday, Country Pig!". If so, I will post it here to complete the artistic effect.

Other suggestions for artistic expression that could be used on this or other lads are welcome. This lad is the third bait I've ever done, so I'm still a newbie and can use some ideas and refinement in my technique.

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"Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday How old are you today?
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Sarah can stay
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday All the children can stay
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Turn and shake away!
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Country Pig let’s jump around and play!
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday You need a holiday
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got another poem from a different lad! I seem to have a knack for getting these guys to compose poetry. I'm fairly sure this one was stolen from somewhere online, but let's take a look, shall we?

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A little master piece for you...

Goes like this.......

Flickering light of candle glow
Background music soft and low
Dancing shadows have no mass
Forgotten wine warms in the glass

The gentle caress of loving hands
What the other needs each understands
Impassioned lovers warm embrace
Athirst bodies interlace

Excitement burns to wild desire
Lips and fingers fuel the fire
Urgent needs and wanton lust
Inhibitions wane replaced by trust

The world shut out from this magical tryst
This place and each other are all that exist
An intimate bond that transcends the flesh
Where hearts, minds and bodies intermesh


That piece was "composed" by our dear friend Soldier Danny, with lots of boxes of money he wants to give me. Oh, the fun we will have! Let's see how many poems I can rack up from various lads.

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Happy Birthday Happy Birthday You need a holiday
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahh how sweet!

As suspected plagiarized unless his real name is Angie.

http://submissivepoems.blogspot.com/2010/11/flickering-light-of-candle-glow_27.html


Erotic poetry as well. Might want to get the lad to talk more about his inabitious side Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice baiting, red. Very Happy

strictlyred025 wrote:
I tried to get him to leave a voicemail of him reciting the poem on my K7 number, but he said he didn't have enough money to call internationally. Rats.

C'mon, red. Don't give up so easily. Lavish praise on the lad for his creative abilities. Let him know that your heart will just melt if you can only hear him recite his lovely poem to you. If praise won't do the trick, tell him you have sent the money via Westy but you won't give him the MTCN until he recites his poem. Stand your ground, he will probably give in eventually.

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Redo tell the lad it needs to be in iambic pentameter Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
As suspected plagiarized unless his real name is Angie.


...and is into bondage. Smile

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