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ThankingArthur
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Oct 2009
Posts: 357
Location: The Golden Tulip Hotel
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Sun May 01, 2011 2:52 pm |
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The first guy to come up with the idea of the dolla chop is an absolute legend. It never fails to produce fantastic results. Ever. (Except where the lads are too retarded to figure out what just happened )
Obviously brackets is my addition.
Chopped Lad wrote: |
dear Eddy Ravelo
How are you doing over there? jazakamara mo n satara kabara lasara . mi ka sara .you have already read this message , but this is a message of your death. i will show you african juju. i swear to God i dnt wanna do any thing before but now, you have really instruted me to do something. you have just some weeks to spend on heart. i will let you know they dnt fuck with kenya people... ask about jata death sender. you stole a job that does not belongs to you, that means , you are going soon.. if you have any body that can help you to revert ur death go a head, both of you will die together. until u seek for apology from me and you make a sacrifice for your death. ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah[stayin' alive, stayin' alive] dead mannnn ... thats the end of your life. next time you dnt steal what dos not belongs to you
prince salam of kenya...................... |
So if you guys don't hear from me any more you'll know where I went.
Here's my reply, by the way. I like writing in decent English, with some lad/9ja slang dropped in so they know I'm down with the game.
I wrote: |
Sorry little boy, I'm too old to have imaginary friends.
While you homosex pretending to be girl on the internet to make money[refugee scammer], I do my jobs properly.
Don't steal what doesn't belong to me? You are sounding a maga hahaha. You know we are both in the business of taking what isn't ours. The difference is I am good at it. You are a fucking child.
Your mama's toto is holding my child. [cause i'm immature like that] |
I love casual baiting. |
_________________ Morgan: Accra, Ghana to Lomé, Togo and Back. (~370km total) "it was hurt i paid hotel bills and also rented a car to pick Sarah up at the airport it was so hurt i spent money to go down to Lome"
12x Oink.
i promise you .you shall pay for this -Another satisfied customer |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Sun May 01, 2011 5:57 pm |
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lmao, love the reply |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
x13 x2 x2
Dead Phish - 350 |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Sun May 01, 2011 6:54 pm |
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somehow all chops include " your mama's toto" in one of the emails |
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<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun May 01, 2011 7:10 pm |
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Definitely a toto, fairly often the devil and usually a number of barnyard animals.
Great rant, he is obviously horribly vexed, well done. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sun May 01, 2011 10:22 pm |
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@Arthur, a custom tag if ever I saw one:
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_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sun May 01, 2011 10:45 pm |
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Congrats!
instruted ? Uh does the curse work for people who can’t spell.
Instead of a death spell he could have cast a love spell on a goat! A few misspelled words and… |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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ThankingArthur
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Oct 2009
Posts: 357
Location: The Golden Tulip Hotel
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Mon May 02, 2011 12:53 am |
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I like this guy. He replies quickly:
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this is the harbalist walking on your matter..attached his pics .i wont talk but lets c who will still apologise.. your name is already in the shrine. with an harbalist right here in kenya. i will show you that , what you dnt start you dnt talk about it. we deal with a kind of you .. i have promised my harbalist a lot of money,i make sacrefice every 3months, but right now he his angry. this will be your last job on heart, when you come back to heart you wont take what you dnt have... ah ah ah ah |
Attached was this
My reply
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Maybe you are upset because your boyfriend took your handbag.
And I see you are still very stupid. Sarah doesn't get any emails from your characters, but you keep sending them. How cute. [trying to confuse him more by making him add more characters hehe]
It's a lucky thing you managed to find a herbalist who lets you pay in sex too, no wonder he's mad. |
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_________________ Morgan: Accra, Ghana to Lomé, Togo and Back. (~370km total) "it was hurt i paid hotel bills and also rented a car to pick Sarah up at the airport it was so hurt i spent money to go down to Lome"
12x Oink.
i promise you .you shall pay for this -Another satisfied customer |
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JJJingleheimerschmidt
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 274
Location: Tishomingo, Mississippi
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Mon May 02, 2011 4:41 pm |
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Before you completley piss these guys off would you do me a big favor and ask if the harbalist has any concoctions for irritable bowel syndrome, low testosterone and demon possession. Thanks a bunch. |
_________________ x36
I know you are on death row.
Father fucking peasant.
Roast in hell and poverty...
Truly Yours,
Most Successful Fraudster. Li Ka Shing
ATTENTION:NORMAN. I REGRET EVERY OF MY TIME SPENT IN DEALING WITH A
BIZAGA LIKE YOU, AN OUT DATED HUMAN BEING OF YOUR NATURE, A
REPUGNANTIC TYPE OF HUMAN, A BASTARD, A CLUMSY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL
FOOL, A PERSON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM A MINOR MENTAL INBALANCE. GO AND
EAT SHIT SON OF A BITCH. Dr. Daniel Watac
please i am sorry for the damage it cost you this person called himself Gomer just send me mail claming to have hacked my mail on line .his letter is forwarded bellow. I will take care of him .don't just worry as i look forward to hearing from you
Prince william Dossou |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue May 03, 2011 3:33 pm |
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this is the harbalist walking on your matter |
I always thought a "harbal" was something a lolcat coughed up
And "Jata Death Sender" sounds like it should be some sort of alien spaceship out of Star Wars |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue May 03, 2011 7:22 pm |
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He's just a spoil sport. Didn't he ever hear these African Proverbs?
· Akpataghi aku na-akpata ntukwuba onu.
[Destitution breeds disdain.]
· Onye riri osisi oji kpaa ya nku ka o nwere ike: anaghi ari enu oke oji kwa daa.
[While on top of iroko tree, gather all the firewood you can: it is not every day that one scales the great iroko.] |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Tue May 03, 2011 8:36 pm |
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Haha nothing like a good juju curse. Great chop! |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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