I think he wants us to be together!

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Since Feb., there have been many obstacles and snags in my relationship with Usm@n, but he hasn't been put off by it. I'm sure his desire for our togetherness has nothing to do with the fact I'm finally going to WU today to send him his $700..really, I am! (If I don't break a leg, have a tree fall on my house, have a flood etc) Very Happy

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My Baby,

In a very shot time from now, we will say no more good bye to each other, its going to be together to bed together to birth

Together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 6:45 pm

that's some creepy shit there Confused

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:33 pm

Yeah I wonder if this counts as de-education lol...I'd pee my pants a bit if my 'love' wrote that to me Shocked

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 8:12 pm

lmao thats cool, im just starting a bromance bait, hopefully ill get somat weird in a few weeks/months Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

That's nothing compared to all the other romantic crap he cut and pasted to me. I do hope his love will survive all the mishaps I'm going to have at the WU.

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I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life, and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms. I want to wake to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I want to be your everything, because you are everything to me.

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 3:00 am

+1 on the creepy factor. Good effort on copying and pasting all those together.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Watch out the trip to Western Union can be hazardous! I speak from experience. Wink

I mean you could be in a daze from the love you feel and walk right in front of a bus!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Apr 2011 Posts: 21

Then again...You never know who you could meet. The WU rep has some gorgeous eyes and reminds you to be wary of scams...Of course telling you to wait a bit longer, he will tell you more over "DINNER" Laughing

Could there be jealosy?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I'm off to WU right now...Usm@n is losing patience, but thought he would try once again. Him quoting Ronald Regan just gets me soooooo hot!!

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Sweat hearth

My love, I have no other words to describe the way you make me feel. No words, no actions could even come close. I believe that Ronald Regan said it best to Nancy in a letter, telling her only that, "I more than love you". Their love was a strong love, surviving everything, even death. I believe that even after his passing, Nancy felt Ronald's love for her raining down upon her. That is why she has always seemed at peace after the death of such a truly loving husband. That is the love that I feel for you and i wish i wish i wish it will began now but you are still holding back.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 4:00 pm

^^ Tell Usman that you are going to "tear down his wall." Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Usm@n is again disappointed in me. I did go to the WU, but made a little mistake:

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the correct reciever's name is spelled as John Abiowun not John Obiwan,

Now now I have to go back and try very hard not to make any more mistakes.

Usm@n still loves me though and related his latest dream to me. It's lovely although he seems to be a bit confused on the subject of gender:

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In my dream the female figure, would quietly approach me from behind, then wrap his arms around my waist and put his head to the nape of my neck and whisper, "I am here for you."

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 5:45 pm

I'm waiting for "it puts the lotion on to its skin or it gets the hose again"

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

BTW, both he and his barrister keeping nagging me for my address, presumably so he can send me my ATM card. He even included a picture of an ATM card so I can see what I'm getting.

What do I do about the address thing?

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:22 pm

I generally ignore that kind of thing. But if feel it's needed just make it up (obviously out of the way of ITPs).

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Yeah, I've used the fake name generator before, but the last time got a very snotty and sarcastic reply from a lad, thanking me for the fake address.

Not sure why Usm@n wants my address. I mean it's true he's coming here soon so we can be together together together etc. but I'll pick him up at the airport.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:17 pm

this kind of thing would be enough to get a restraining order, you could use that in your bait...

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I just forced Usm@n to write and tell me all his hobbies, likes and dislikes..you know, just to make sure we really are compatible. Sure enough, he likes all the same things I do!! Very Happy

But now he's getting fed up with the talk and wants action. His memory is bad, because it hasn't been WEEKS that he's been waiting, pleading and writing reams of sappy prose (in pink stewn with roses....sigh!) and instructions, but nearly 4 months.

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Dear, you should know now i am a very patient person considering all the delays, when you get sick, then rebuilding of your house, all took some weeks but then my faith in you keeps the dream alive, Now, i am asking, were is the hearth and were is the treasure, Baby, words should be respected for their lies life and death, i love you and felt so much about you, don't you know how comfortable it will be to have a man like me around you. (I can only imagine!)

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