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BookReader
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I keep telling him that he needs to fill out a form. I don't fill out the form, he does.

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I can see you are an illetrate, can you tell your mother to fill the form for you?


How could I be writing him, if I am an "illetrate"? I told him mother is dead, by the way. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him your family disowned your because your were “illegitimate” (illetrate). Why must they dredge up your past?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got called illetrate once...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158567&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=illetrate&start=0

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you took his advice and wrote to your mother about the form, but she couldn't make head nor tail of it. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha, I like that idea, buried. That could tie into my previous occupation (why I chose it), a mercenary.

Windypops, I was thinking about telling him that I can ask mum, but the coffin and six feet of dirt makes it hard to hear her responses. Perhpas I'll have to fire up the old ouija board. Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They criticise my Pidgin fairly frequently, and call me illiterate. To be fair it's usually in response to threats to castrate their father so he can't breed any more notorious mugus like them. They love that nasty shit, and write me some delicious replies.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What kind of slang do you use, Nailgunner?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some good resources here:

Baba Willy's Dictionary
Naija Lingo

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

thime to introduce your evil mother to tis lad?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:
Some good resources here:

Baba Willy's Dictionary
Naija Lingo


I'll have to use some of those. Thanks!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jim Morrison wrote:
thime to introduce your evil mother to tis lad?


Since mummy's dead, I'm thinking I should introduce him to the psychopath lawyer who is in charge of her estate. Although I think some supernatural occurnces should happen, in regards to mum. Do lads believe in ghosts? Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was called "useless" but never "illetrate" but then again Mariam Abacha called told me that I will "Remain a fool forever" after her capslock rant in my siggy. Laughing

Now you have a new excuse on the lad. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Do lads believe in ghosts?


that is worth trying, there could be some hillarious phone calls

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