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 Chris comes out of the closet

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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So a friend gets the following email:

Quote:
I am British Gay. I stay alone. Call or write message to me, please
<snipped but a British redirect number>. I want to find my love:-(.


I decide a crappy letter like that deserves a reply. Enter Chris (who looks remarkably like Angry Anderson). Seems he had a bad time in Britain too. Bolding and comments are mine:

Quote:
Hi Caris,

I know what's it's like to lonely in Britain. I'm gay as well, and
while I was in London I felt so alone, despite a population of Millions.
I am back in Australia now, and am looking to meet other gay people
from all over the world. You'd like Australia, there's a HUGE gay scene
here, unlike that hellhole London. It's so homophobic over there, with
not a gay club in sight! (Ummm, with the possible exception of G.A.Y, Heaven & Fire perhaps???)

So Caris, tell me about yourself. When did you come out as gay? How
many men have you had sex with? Have you come out to your parents yet? you haven't even told me how old you are

What do you look like? Are you white? Black? Asian? (I've always
wanted to have a three way, with a black guy, an asian and me)... I've
attached a pic of me, hopefully you'll like it. I'm very straight
acting, with lots of tattoos. No-one suspects I'm gay. If you're as
hot as you sound, we could rim each other's asses until we explode in
pleasure! Have you ever used a butt plug? Mine is pink! And VERY
wide...

Chris


Let's see how lonely he really is Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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butt plug…VERY wide...


Er…thanks Chrys. That would explain your oft-used photo face. And perhaps, why you're angry?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am quite convinced that this is Safe For Work even though I don't understand it ... ahem Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The pain. THE PAIN! Shocked

Or, as an old Italian sketch goes...
"MAMMA MIA CHE DOLORE!!!!" Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No word from laddo yet, but I plan to make as Not safe for work as possible. will let you know if/when he writes back.

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"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

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x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Still nothing? Confused

Damn, I was hoping he´ll answer, this looked promising.

I.
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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know, I thought so too. Not to worry, I suspect he's a pretend lesbian. Good thing I have amanda waiting in the wings then. Let's see if he'll bite to a woman

eta: I write back as Mandy:

Quote:
Hi Caris,

You sound lonely, I am as well. I am a 32 year old woman living in
Melbourne Australia. I've never been to Britain, but am planning on
travelling soon. I've attached a picture of me from last weekend, Hope
you like.

Love Mandy


And send him a photo of Persis Khambatta Wink

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Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

Closed lad accounts (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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