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BRUIN
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Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:57 pm |
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I am baiting a mugu currently who I have diagnosed as suffering from advanced stupidity. His initial letter was that he/she/it is a dying widow who wants to give me vast sums of money, if I will promise to use the funds for a Godly purpose. Here is my second response (my first response was just "I am interested, tell me more'):
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Allow me to assure that I am praying daily for your prompt demise!
Allow me to tell you about myself- I am British. I live in the bucolic community of Upper M3ndacity, which is located in Yorkshire (not too far south of London). I am a hospital administrator at St. Edmund the M@rtyr Hospital. We specialize in the treatment of Lyc@nthropy patients.
When you eventually die, I promise not to seat upon the money - I am going to spend it!!!
I plan to invest the money in a chain of franchises which are now opening in England - "Miss L1lly's Pleasure Palaces"-- we are striving to raise the religious level of harlotry and turn it into truly a religious experience.
As for my capability to handle the amount - I can handle just about any amount you can throw at me!
Please pray a rosary on Yom Kippur for me! And please remember my favorite Biblical verse: From the Gospel of Judas, Chapter 4, verse 19: "If any man be dissipated, he will soon lose his shekels!"
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Which way should I go with this one? Suggestions?
Bruin |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:22 pm |
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Most of them never read an initial response. I'm sure you'll get the usual form letter in answer to this one.
I never bother with dying widows, but I'm sure others here will have some good suggestions. |
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TheFae
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:12 pm |
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Bruin wrote: |
striving to raise the religious level of harlotry |
I'm thinking a franchised church! "We Come Alive For Demise". No catchy moniker though.
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SlapHappy
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Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:03 am |
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With a start like that, there is no other place to go but up!
The next full moon is May 17th, so I'm sure she will be cured by then.
You are a very famous doctor! Everyone swears by your "cures!"
She won't die! You will cure her and make her Queen of the Harlots.
And she will live happily ever after, Amen. |
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windypops
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Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:01 pm |
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Try telling he/she/it, that because of your faith, you've prayed that you should take their place. The sicker they get the worse you get. Say they can only save your life by pulling through and making a full recovery. |
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BRUIN
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Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:44 pm |
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Dear ****, Thanks for your concerns and you kind towards this fund.l been looking for some one like you who will do what l have ask him to do.not to seat on the money and use it for his own good.
Well, l would want you to bring me your Banking information as well your telephone number to enable me reach you and to send your full details to the bank where my late husbands have deposited the fund.
Am looking forward to hear from you base on this .
Mrs ______ |
Ok, lesson for the newbies - I thought my first answer was a bit over the top. Apparently, it was not. Anyone want to field a phone call for me?
Bruin[/quote] |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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BRUIN
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Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:54 pm |
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Help! I am not in a position to receive calls. Mugu desperately wants to call. Anyone interested in talking to him/her/it for me?
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:38 pm |
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I can. Swedish phone number though. And i can only take the calls on afternoons (CET) as i am way during the days. If you are interested PM me the details and i give you the number. |
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TheLovelyJill
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Joined: 18 Jan 2009
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:49 pm |
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I can take it as your secretary if you like, uk number. |
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dwatina
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:48 am |
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BRUIN: I can take the call but I'm limited time-wise. I can only do between 7:00-10:00 PM EST (which is late for lads as they are probably getting ready for bed). But I can take a call or make one. |
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BRUIN
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Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:56 pm |
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I thank all of you for your offers of assistance....since "the Lovely Jill" happens to be British, and I have already said that my character is a Brit, I think I will go with her offer....PM sent to Jill.
Bruin |
_________________ ------------------------------
Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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