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Juan Freizwidatt
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There comes a time in everyone's life when they start to recognize advancing age and impending mortality. I find myself ruminating on that fact today as I realize that this is my seventh Eaterversary. That's it: it's official now. I'm old.

Yes, seven years.... That's a lot of lad pain. Especially considering I'd been baiting for months before finding my way to Eater, and I was a lurker here before I finally joined. And I'm still slapping lads at every opportunity; there's a dolla chop brewing as we speak. Wink

What was life like way back in the dark ages of 7 years ago? Well, this was fresh news on CNN a few days before I joined:

On April 11, 2004, CNN wrote:
GAS PRICES CLIMB TO RECORD HIGH.

Gas prices rose on average 2.5 cents a gallon in the past two weeks, with no near-term sign of relief, the publisher of a national survey on gas prices said Sunday.

The national average for a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline sold at self-service pumps was $1.79, Shocked according to the Lundberg Survey of more than 7,000 U.S. filling stations taken on April 9.


Can you imagine? I was still on dial-up. The iPhone hadn't been invented yet. Facebook had only been online for 2 months. It would be fully two more years until the first Tweet in the entire world would go out ("just setting up my twttr" -- nice to know that it was just as inane as those being sent today). How on earth did we ever survive those difficult times? Oh yeah, by tormenting lads....

I checked the Eater logs this morning. When I signed up I was the 279th member to join. Over 40,000 more members have joined since then. Shocked Of the 278 people who preceded me, only 10 are still here, and only about half of those are really active (most notably including our hero, Rover. Very Happy )

It's a stupid cliché but it's true: time flies. And what a fun ride it's been!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow! 7 years! Happy Eaterversary Juan Freizwidatt !!!



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WOW!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy 7th Juan! Very Happy

clapping happy crowd bow_down happy crowd clapping

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy 7th Juando! Hope you celebrate with a nice double double.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats!! I am simply pondering what the world will be like when you post your 14th anniversary announcement....

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Party time again! Another one who turned into an oldtimer! happy crowd

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Eaterversary Juan and Congratulations.

beers! beers! happy crowd happy crowd

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow...you're definitely aged.

I mean like a fine whiskey...of course. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for never calling me a whipper-snapper. We love you Juan!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All that time and you still have the best name on Eater!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Many more lad curses, you Daughter of Mermaid. Very Happy

And maybe somebody someday explains the meaning of your name to us non-Spanish speakers. Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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After I said Juan's name over and over, I finally "got it".

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Any excuse, Daughter of a Mermaid...

beers! beers! beers! beers! beers! beers! beers!

Even if the subject line is a tad morbid.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats on 7 years Juan.

@ N.O.R.A I take it it's meant to be "You want fries with that" Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy seventh JF. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations! And many more....

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joyeux anniversaire à mon petit chou et le favori de langue française modérateur!
(I hope google translate didn't mangle that up too much!)

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice post, Happy Eaterversary and thanks for all you do here JF!!


I can tell you from personal experience...the best part about getting old is that it beats the alternative!!


Is it just me or do more people join here in the Spring?! Seems like we've had a lot of Eaterversaries over the last couple of months! People in the cold climes looking for something to to get them through the winter? Time freed up coming out of the Holidays?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratz on 7 years, Juan. Very Happy

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infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here some fireworks for your 7th

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well as i gave Craig 007 a cake i suppose i have to give you one too.

Happy Eaterversary Juan

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy 7th Juan!Heres to more lad pain in the 8th beers!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Time flys when you are having a good time. Great having you on the forum Juan. Here's to another seven years.

happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Eaterversary, Juan! beers!

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