Was it something I said? Lad rant - NSFW

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:39 am

^^^ Search for a keyboard guard if you're going to be around here much. I lost two keyboards on one thread today.

I love a good lad rant. They always warm my heart...

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Hate to resurrect an old thread but the new lad rants are worth it. I came back at the lad as a different character and he wasn't too pleased about it.

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Do you know you very stupid and foolish, I though by now you would have respected yourself and stop this foolishness, you stinking dead pig, I was only try to see if you will respect your self and behave normally,

You are no more a woman now, a widow Elisabeth doddy, you have suddenly change and recreated yourself to become a retired banker, you bustard you can go and fuck your bother you suddenly lean how to attach picture but you cannot attach your mother virginal royal wedding pictures, you street doge,

You said you cannot send me your telephone number thinking that I will not know your trice listen eve you don’t stop this foolishness I will cuss you go away and don’t reply me any more, before you will change to a little baby and start reply me again you moron go to heel and burn to ashes, may god punish your generation and your entire family if you don’t respect yourself and stop replying me

and....

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You stinking dead pig, are you planning to come with another different name to reply me, as I have catch you with (James d0dger and Elisabeth doddy) I know you are planning to come with another evil deadly name and you will also change to become may be half man and half woman probably a baby, I wish that you engulf by fire and bone to ashes, you bustard that doesn’t have something doing, but chosen to be acting foolishly. I will be waiting for you to come with different dimension and I will strike you by thunder, you street dog that fuck your mother, go to heel and wrote me any more you thief that is claiming to be James d0dger and Elisabeth doddy, the retired banker and a reach widow woman staying in England,

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

He's been watching way too much Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 11:53 pm

I think once pete has finished this lad would really appreciate a mass bait.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:06 am

^^^ Yes, pete, please declare Open Season soon.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

OK, go for it - email address for Elinah below. I have lost the original email from her (him) but the follow up gives a pretty good flavour of what this scam is about.

The lad has been sensitised to baiters so can't guarantee success. A third character hasn't received a response to date. I'd advise avoiding "another evil deadly name" or going at him as a baby!

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MORE ABOUT ME/PICTURE
Sunday, 20 March, 2011 16:24
From:
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"Elinah Kipkalya" <[email protected]>
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I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. How was your day?, Mine is a little bit hot over here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso and I have just received your email with lot's of excitement when i sent the letter to you my heart has been over occupied with thoughts and fear if my situation will touch your heart to come for my rescue i am glad now that i saw your email. The most important reason why i choose to contact you is for you to stand as my trustee and provide account where the bank will transfer the money.

About the Rev.Fr.Jude Osumber/Camp Authority
Firstly i am emailing you from the office of the Reverend jude in EVANGELICAL LURTHRAN CHURCH OF GOD, I told the Reverend Jude about my communication with you and he permitted me to access my email in his office computer twice a day, Pls you can call me with the office number of the rev father +226 78 33 26 38 here in the Mission camp and ask of Miss Elinah Kipkalya Kones that stays in the female hostel room 12, block C when you will call me. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Where i am leaving now, in this camp we are only allowed to go out only on Mondays and Fridays of the weeks. It’s just like one staying in the prison and i hope by God's grace i will come out here soon.

About Myself/ Late Father/Mother
My name is Miss Elinah Kipkalya Kones and a single daughter of my mother, 23 years of age, from Nairobi Kenya in East Africa, i am 5.6ft tall, (never married before) and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Burkina Faso as a result of the plane crash and my wicked step mother who wants to kill me and sit on my inheritance, But God did not allow her to achieve her plans, My father was the former Kenyan Road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Keri Cho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on Tuesday 10th, June, 2008. My mother died during a child birth in 1992, I have been alone with my father and my evil step mother, with the help of United Nation I managed to make my way to a near by country Burkina Faso where my father deposited these money (US$11.500, 000) with my name as the next of kin. It was only me that is alive now in my family i don't have any relatives now whom i can go to, my step Mother wants me dead and the only person i have now is Reverend Jude who is the pastor of the (EVANGELICAL LURTHRAN CHURCH OF GOD) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
About My Wicked Stepmother/Uncle
I am constrained because of the abuse/threaten I am receiving from my wicked stepmother and uncle. They took away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile i wanted to escape to the USA but they hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily they did not discover where i kept my fathers File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where i am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou, Republic of Burkina Faso.
My feelings:
Despites the money I really want someone who will care and love me, I need someone who will always tell me the truth from his heart, I need someone who will be my brother, my best friend, even though you take me like your blood sister or part of your family I will not mind but as long we got along together with real love I will definitely be satisfied. I want you to think very well and understand in your heart if you really want to help me, If yes’ I will live the rest of my live to appreciate it, But if no I suggest you make it open to me before you will break my heart, Because I don't want to under go torture any more. I need a God fearing person that will not cheat on me when the money has been transferred to him/her, i keep on praying to God that he should give me a person that is honest and faithful so that he will be nice and faithful to me when the money is transferred to him/her. i need a person that will faithful so that when the money is transferred he will send some money to me so that i will start preparing to meet with you, i have no money with me here in the camp, and i do not have any choice rather than to pray to God for a person that will love me like himself/herself so that love will stand for us.
After the transaction
After transfer of this money to your account: You will help me withdraw some money from the account where the money was transferred, and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you in order to further my studies .You will send a letter of invitation to me so that they will give me a VISA urgently to travel and join you over, to enable me continue my education. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment, please understand my condition and do not abandon me without help. Therefore my condition here is very bad, to eat is very hard for me but with God all things will be good just a day.

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR EXPERINCE IN BUSINESS SINCE YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO INVEST THE MONEY. WE NEED TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER FOR MORE TRUST AND UNDERSTAND BETWEEN BOTH OF US. SECONDLY, I WILL APPRECIATE IT BETTER ONCE I RECIEVE THE BELOW INFORMATION OF YOURS . 1.Your Full Name.....................?, 2. Your Address ...................... ?, 3. Your Country of Origin.............?, 4. What do you do for living....................?, 5. Your Age...........................?, 6. Sex.........................?, 7. Your personal picture .................

So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people get to know about it.
Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you. I like honest and understanding people, truthful and someone of vision, truth and hardworking. My favourite language is English and i speak English very fluently. Please i will like you to answer me these questions:

1. Can you handle this transfer?
2. Can i trust you as a genuine friend?
Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said; i have a lot to tell you.
Have a nice day and think about me. Attach here is my pictures for you
Waiting to hear from you soonest

Yours sincerely
Miss Elinah Kipkalya Kones

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