Their fickleness always amazes me..

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

For two months I've been building a nice relationship with Mr. Usm@n B3llo, happily married man with two children, of course.

Naturally, during that time I've experienced one calamity after another that's prevented me from giving him whatever it is he wants...a tree fell on my house, the contractors are trying to cheat me, my evil stepdaughter is threatening to sue me for some of her late father's huge inheritance, I've injured my arm, etc. etc.

I've ignored him for weeks at time, but he's a persistant little devil. I think I'm falling in love, and finally put my cards on the table:

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I must say I'm a bit hurt by the way you keep signing your emails as Mr. Bello. I really thought we had become closer than that. Anyway I feel quite close to you. Please don't think me bold but I really feel I need someone strong in my life now that I'm alone (and rich). I would feel very happy if we could become more than friends. I probably shoujdln't say this but I think you're a stong, confident and caring man and just what I long for. Excuse me if I'm embarassing you!

Instantly the happy marriage is forgotten and I get this:

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I am looking ahead to when you will be laying beside me every night and and night, i am looking forward to that we can look into our eyes and appreciate each other and look forward to a greater future but not until after the transaction, I believe a day will come when we say no good bye to one another, i have waited for something very reasonable, something more than love and truthful in life, i have tried a woman but she failed to meet up with the demand of love and you seems to be the right and better person to stand the position.

I've quite forgotten what he wanted in the first place...something about ATM cards and pictures of oil rigs..or whatever. Now he's trying to pass me off to some barrister. Should I take offense? Should I make him start all over telling me what I'm supposed to do?

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:27 pm

^^^

I'd say YES Very Happy

I used memory losses a few times, and they tend to be effective, especially when the bait is well underway Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:05 pm

is your character a woman or are you going to try the Brokeback Mountain Modality?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I'm a recent and well-off widow, a little ditsy, who desperately needs a man to handle all those "man things" like money etc. so I won't have to worry my little head about it.

Now that we have a future together, Mr. B3llo is offering to have a "discussion" with my evil stepdaughter who is trying to get her hands on my money. So chivalrous he is! Very Happy

@Terror Mask - memory loss it is!

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:56 pm

YOU DARED TO TALK TO THE AXE MAN?

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Aw how sweet! I am assuming you jetting your way to his location!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

No need for me to jet anywhere! He's coming here to take care of me and my problems (and my money). Very Happy

I wonder if I should hint that he might arrange for my stepdaughter to have an "accident"?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Dec 2010 Posts: 19

are you gunna make him fly all the way here? Now that would be worth a trip to the airport just to see him and take some photos, even make the lad catcha $100 cab ride to somewhere lol I know I have a dark sense of humour

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:39 pm

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just to see him and take some photos

that's not a very intelligent thing to do

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:08 pm

Most likely he will say that he's gonna travel, then come up with all sorts of excuses (which need financial aid) for not making the trip

This can then easily lead to failed MG/WU transfers, security vaults, dolla chops etc Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Oh, I'll be paying his airfare. After all, what's the point of having all this money if not to share with my beloved?

Yes, I"m sure there'll be lots of complications, hopefully of the type that led my ex, Rev.Ian H0rgan, to send me the less then loving messages in my siggie. Very Happy

But they do say it's better to have loved and lost....

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