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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

Part of this bait.

Quote:

me: hey there
Sent at 11:07 PM on Sunday
scot: hey
how is every thing going
u there
am on yahoo im incase you want to chat there
i think its faster
parkerscot58
me: I don't have yahoo
scot: ok
we can talk
hows the business going
i got your mail
me: excellent
scot: ok
payment can be made to you on your credit card
i just had a few calls and it seems we would be in business shortly
me: that's wonderful
scot: so we would need your details
me: I am lookin gforward to successful business
scot: and your number
me: my number?
scot: yes
and your credit card details
me: what number?
scot: your mobile
me: ah, funny thing about the credit card
I am at home at the moment
and I just realized I left my card at my place of business
but I will get the details to you later
scot: ok
me: oh, mobile phone number...
bad news about that, my friend
scot: ok
me: my mobile was stolen recently
scot: goosh
me: damn dishonest thieves
they all oughta be taken out and shot, I say
but oh well
I will have a new phone in a little while
scot: how do we contact you once a payment is been done
me: email?
scot: ok
that means you have to check them regularly
me: I'll be checking my email like Midas checks his gold supply, you can count on me
scot: endeavor to send me the ssn and c v v when sending the card details
hope so
me: yup yup, will do
scot: alright
how is the gold business you talked about going
me: oh it is fantastic
scot: ok
are you married Mr jonathan
me: no I'm afraid not
scot: ok
me: still looking for some sweet sexy love, yea
scot: lol dude
me: lol hey, what can I say?
scot: its okay
you would get soon
please i need those details soon
me: you got it, my man
scot: there may be payment anytime this week
me: right on
sounds good
scot: OK
me: oh my GOODNESS GRACIOUS coffee is wonderful
WOOOOO!
I am AWAKE!
scot: u having cofee
me: I just chugged a mug of the stuff
scot: Got to go
have some work to do
me: same here, man, same here
I will get you teh details ASAP
scot: anticipating your mail
ok
Have a great day
me: you too
have a beautiful, glorious day
scot: Bye
me: Farewell

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

Ooh what a callous freaking asshole.

After awhile I sent him this mail:

Quote:

Oh my goodness, what a long day. There was a fire at my place of work. They say it may have been arson. I'll kill the bastard I swear I will. AGH!!! I don't know what to do. Well anyway, I've got to get a new credit card, and I will elt you know as soon as I have it. I think I will need to this job more than anything.

Hoping your life is much better blessed than mine,
Jonathan Davis

And this is how he replies:

Quote:

How long before you get the card, i told you we would be expecting some payment this week, i need you to be zealous in this.
Anticipating your reply

Thinking of a good response now...

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:10 am

CC might take a while, how about a bank account? Evil or Very Mad

Else credit rating is a bit low so it might take a bit longer, how about a joint card? He has to fill out an application too for co card holder. (google is your friend)
Have fun

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

Well I replied with this:

Quote:

You need me to be zealous? When I arrived at work and saw the building on fire I ran in there to retrieve my fucking credit card. I got myself burned doing it, see?! [I attached a photo of a third degree burn] Now go ahead and tell me again that I need to be goddamn zealous.

I am in the process of getting a new credit card. In the meantime, perhaps I should give you the details of my bank account?

Zealously,

(This character's a little off his rocker Laughing

)

He replies:

Quote:

Its okay, try and treat your self, when you get the credit card just let me know.
am so sorry for the accident

I hold off on replying for a few days, then get this:

Quote:

How you doing with the treatment , please try and get back to me, lets
work something out

So I reply with this:

Quote:

Hey man, listen, I think emotions were running a little high the other day. I just want to say I really want to have this connection with you. I hope our future transactions will be very successful. Just PROMISE ME: please NEVER doubt my devotion, OK?

The treatment is going fine, and I almost have a new credit card. I will have it tomorrow.

I might try going gay on this guy in a while, then again I might not. Don't know yet. We shall see...

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