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SolitaryMan
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi all!

My first post here, and also my first really successful bait. Nothing special, but I did manage to convert a couple of lads to paganism, and I got some pretty funny pictures.

http://www.geocities.com/ingmar_bergm/
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I swear I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a bait then that.... Odin truely does rock ass hahahahahahahaha. How the hell your lad fell for that I'll never know, but no newbie I have seen could pull stuff like that off... Great friggin work!!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The part of your dream about the spiders spinning a web and the wind blowing your mails into it was very nice. Quite poetic and funny.
The lad playing the banker was surprisingly patient and commited, usually you get a slightly more polite version of "Shut up with your stupid question and pay, you moron" after the third email.

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Mr. Rection
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SolitaryMan....

Congrats on that bait. I nearly spit my tea over my keyboard when I saw the pics of the altar. Laughing

Good Work!

EDIT: Learned how to spell "altar" Embarassed


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shockwave
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is truly quality stuff of the highest order! Smile

Well done, great pictures and the bait is as funny as hell. Very Happy

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SolitaryMan
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks,

I'm about to close this now. Unfortunately, Mr Bergman won't have much time left to live. He did go to the WU office and sent the money, but on his way back he will check his reindeer herd and it looks like he will accidently start a stampede and get trampled to death. Enter the lawyer, who will inform the poor lads of his departure and the surprising addition to Mr Bergman's last will and testamente... Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done and a bump for those that haven't seen it yet
Mike
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SolitaryMan wrote:
Hi all!

My first post here, and also my first really successful bait. Nothing special, but I did manage to convert a couple of lads to paganism, and I got some pretty funny pictures.

http://www.geocities.com/ingmar_bergm/


Damn. Your site has exceeded its data transfer.....was looking forward ro reading your bait Crying or Very sad
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clipper2334
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I read it earlier, and it is recommended reading. I could only see 1 pic (rest were red x's), but the one i could see was the "Altar" pic Razz

Still waiting for my first bite...if i can get only 1/2 a good a responce, I will be bloody happy.
SolitaryMan
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not sure it will work, but I'll try to link directly to the altar pic:

Image

What we see is Mr Thompson Koulibally, Bank Chief at Bank Of Africa (yeah, right...), praying at the shrine of Odin during a sacrifice of various fruits and vegetables.
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Manx_and_Foxx
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You are an inspiration to all of us!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Absolutely brilliant. I only aspire to such greatness.

I'm ready to convert!
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Mike
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mike wrote:
Damn. Your site has exceeded its data transfer.....was looking forward ro reading your bait Crying or Very sad


Site available again! Excellent! Hysterical! One of the few baits I have actually read word for word, without skimming... I didn't know those poor Norwegians were so badly oppressed, having to wear lusekoftor Very Happy


I love your use of language. Opus moderandi Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 2:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sign me up; I am a true believer now.
I have been making up some unbelievable stories myself, but they all seem so lame after reading this.
SolitaryMan
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like the lads twigged. They didn't buy the news that Mr Bergman was killed in a reindeer stampede. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. I'll update the site later today with the last emails.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahahahaha!!! I love the pictures of their "shrine"... Devout pagans, no doubt!
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Isaskar
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SolitaryMan wrote:
Not sure it will work, but I'll try to link directly to the altar pic:

Image

What we see is Mr Thompson Koulibally, Bank Chief at Bank Of Africa (yeah, right...), praying at the shrine of Odin during a sacrifice of various fruits and vegetables.


What is he doing with his hands?
Trying to fly? Posing as reindeer?

Funny story - do you think it will go on?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder where found Frey... Very Happy

Great bait, and excelent pictures!
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SolitaryMan
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, the bait is completed and the site is updated with the last emails. They didn't buy the news of Ingmar's death and I already got the pics, so there was no point in going on.

We'll have to see what the future has in store for Mr Ingmar Bergman.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SolitaryMan you are too modest. In your opening post you said that your bait was 'nothing special'.
It's brilliant and you should feel proud of it.
Very well done.

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Munglers
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent bait Very Happy

I love these slightly surreal, subtle baits. Ownage!

Well done sir!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MuGu wrote:
i have received you with all my hearth


What, she's waiting to put you in her fireplace?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I loved this one. Laughing
I forwarded it to a colleague, and now the whole company is reading about the poor mister Bergmann, who was attacked by scambaiters, and the newly religious mister Coolball. Funny enough my norvegian colleagues deny, the regime is so brutal as Ingmar describes
SolitaryMan
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mastermugu wrote:
Funny enough my norvegian colleagues deny, the regime is so brutal as Ingmar describes


Don't believe anything they say! The Secret Norwegian Police Patrols (S.NO.P.P.) listen in on all conversations.

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trusteR
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I never noticed this bait before now.

Quote:
Myself, I am not a very religious man. I just participate in the usual sacrifices at midwinter and spring equinox.


LOL + LOL + LOL

Quote:
The poor souls who managed to cross the heavily guarded border to Norway


I just cant stop laughing. Someone stop me.

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