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chance1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2011
Posts: 49
Location: A Secret Hollowed Out Volcano
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:06 pm |
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Just a quick introduction...
I'm chance1 (made up name!!!) and have been really enjoying this site for some time. The letters archives are fantastic reading!
I have registered today, and have gently tested the water with a little baiting already...
I'm sure you regulars and seasoned pros will already be familiar with the Honorable Paymaster General and his concerns that a Mrs Mellinda Willis presented herself (supposedly on my behalf) at his office to claim a stupidly large sum of money that the Nigerian government had decided was due to me!
So, assuming the identity of a UK businessman who was recently scammed, I am very pleased that it looks like I'm getting my money back! (Although I have yet to ask why I am to receive seventeen and a half million usd, when all I lost was a paltry one hundred thousand usd!
But, more of a concern to "me" right now is I have a business associate with the name "Willis" and suspect the two may be working together... I need the Honorable Paymaster General to convince me not to report the matter to the UK Police and have my "business associate" arrested, and for the UK police to work with the Paymaster General's office and get to the bottom of it...
Just playing it by ear at the moment... Will update (or seek guidance) as and when!
Once again - FANTASTIC SITE!
Cheers
Chance1 (made up name) |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:31 pm |
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Hi Chance1 (made up name)...
Welcome to Eater |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:29 pm |
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Welcome to Eater, Chance1 (made up name)... |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:00 pm |
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Welcome to Eater, chance1! Bluth Banana is my real name. |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:02 pm |
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^^^
It's the reast of you that's made up
Welcome to the madhouse. I'm Terror Mask, the resident freakshow |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
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.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:06 pm |
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Hi Chance1 (made up name)
I'm Bill, my real name, but there are a few more, I'm #2
Welcome here and read lots, the rest you can always ask in the forum here. plenty of good people wasting their time just to answer you.
Have Fun, Bait SAFE |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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chance1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2011
Posts: 49
Location: A Secret Hollowed Out Volcano
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:15 pm |
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Thanks guys.
Have been thoroughly reading the stickies and tutorials... although, much can be learnt by reading the letter archives - certainly the way to play etc...
I'm doing pretty well with my first bait (I won't reproduce anything just yet - besides, I'm sure you've all seen it a hundred times before), but my esteemed Honorable Paymaster General has already deviated from the script and dug himself a couple of holes... (I like it when the font changes when he needs to add a bit!)
I'm just a little disappointed that, although his wonderful letterhead states 24HR SERVICE (in BIG red letters) he's buggered off home (or the internet cafe has now closed!)
Serious question:
Is there much baiting to do in the evenings, or is all the action during the day?
Thanks again |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm |
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I guess it depends on what time zone you're in. |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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chance1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2011
Posts: 49
Location: A Secret Hollowed Out Volcano
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:11 pm |
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Fartina o'douriss wrote: |
I guess it depends on what time zone you're in. |
Y'know... If there's one thing this site teaches you it's to THINK before you reply to anything... You see, for a minute there, I was still in "baiter" mode - and thought to myself, "Ahha... now THAT'S just a trick to reveal my TRUE location.."
But, seriously... (remember I am new) ...am I to assume that Lagos lads only work during the day - THEIR time?
Cheers again |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:23 pm |
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welcome Chance1 (made up name). I was actually christened conga23 but I didn't like that name so I changed it by deed poll.
Let the laddos run to your time frame. |
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There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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Knackers
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 141
Location: Dark Side of the Moon
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:58 pm |
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Welcome chance1 (made up name) I am Knackers (not my real name but I do have some)
I had one Lad arguing with me about Western Union from 2am till 4am Lagos time in gmail chat. They will stay up late if they think you are going to pay |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:09 pm |
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Welcome to eater chance1 (made up name) ! My real name is Big Tex but by friends call me Zanzabar The Dolphin Master for short.
Have fun and bait safe! |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:14 pm |
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^^^ You told me only I called you that!
Hi chance1 (made up name), welcome to Eater! I am DoraTheExplorer (the real one - accept no imitations!). But you can call me Dora. |
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Greed Feed
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Apr 2011
Posts: 70
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:32 pm |
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Welcome to the forum Chance1 (made up name) enjoy!!!!!!!!! |
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Cheesecake King
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 78
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Posted:
Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:41 pm |
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Fartina o'douriss wrote: |
I guess it depends on what time zone you're in. |
Time zone doesn't really matter... I do all my baiting at night anyway... Just makes the lads wait longer...
Oh and welcome to Eater, chance1 (made up name)! |
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"i was sick to one mouths now so sorry for that" |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:13 am |
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Welcome chance1 (made up name) I'm the packman (real name made up reality) have fun bait safe get a mentor read the stickys. and look out for terrormask, he bites |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:21 am |
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Welcome chance1 (made up name). I really am Morgain Le Fay -- and that is Morgain, not Morgan or I will be practicing magic on you and turn you into a toad. |
_________________ X42
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:53 am |
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Welcome! I am the Harmless Bunny. I am new to the forums, not new to baiting
Hope you have some fun with everyone in here. Oh and make plenty of friends with the lads |
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MONKEY DEY WORK BABOO DEY CHOP IF YOU LIKE CHOP EM BUT GOD WILL GET YOU ONE DAY... - Kelvin, former hitman turned Gomerboy |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:45 am |
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Welcome to the monkey house chance1 (made up name), most of us here don't bite, apart from DQ, Cougar and Dora, depending on what you're doing.
Read the stickies, Eater U has great information and you will usually get good advice if you ask. Just don't expect sense at the same time.
And never mention S***** in a post, the prat turns up whenever he thinks anyone is talking about him. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:55 am |
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Counting the *....
Hi, C1(mun), welcome here. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:20 am |
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Welcome++ chance1 (made up name)!!
^^^I get one too many *'s |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:54 am |
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Hi, Chance1. Is that name really made up? Our local phone book has about three and half pages of folks with that name.
Welcome. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:11 am |
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Welcome C1. It's all fun and games here.
Potentially the fastest personalised sig line in Eater history here.
C'mon mods. Wake up. You'll only get 1 Chance at this you know. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:28 am |
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Chance join us and make yourself a legend. |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:48 pm |
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Fryer wrote: |
^^^I get one too many *'s |
Weird I am missing a *..... |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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