Some lads don't read your reply

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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:10 am

I'm throwing this lad to the wolves. If he is that desperate he deserves some attention.

If you are new to baiting all you need do is reply to the lad using non-committal stuff like 'how can I help?' 'what do you need me to do?'

That he hasn't read my message suggests he isn't doing too well at getting real vics, so we might as well o what we can to help him.

The background story is that one of my catcher accounts became overwhelmed with all sorts of nonsense emails, the result of which is that I have a 57 foot penis and enough viagra to start my own pharmaceutical company. So I set the autoreply to :

Quote:

From: xxx <[email protected]>
Subject: AUTOREPLY: Re: AN: Gabriel Fode
To: "Gabriel Fode" <[email protected]>
Date: Thursday, 25 February, 2010, 9:21

Sorry I'm too busy to bait you now, but if you want to have your time wasted, be sent on long fruitless journeys and be made to take photographs of you looking very stupid all in the vain hope of getting some money out of me, which you won't, please contact me on:

[email protected]

Now if a lad replies to that (note the date) he deserves a bad time.

Quote:

Dear Sir,

It has been a long time I heard from you, I want to remind you that I still insist on having you as my foreign beneficiary, and to help me claim the consignment in Accra, Ghana, according to the security company manager, he stated that if my beneficiary follows all necessary procedure the consignment will be delivered to your country, or if you are able to come to Accra, Ghana, that will be better for everyone of us, please I am waiting for your reply so we can know the way forward.

Best Regards,

Gabriel Fodee.

Gabriel Fode <[email protected]>

If you are new, please have a pop at this lad, we'll answer any questions as we go

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:25 am

Maybe this lad should hear from Jor-El...

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:29 am

Sounds like perfect material for my Guinness World Record Contest format. I'm in!

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:33 am

He just came back to me a few days ago after I baited him last year.

Go easy on him as I might get him on safari to my holiday retreat in Ivory Coast. Shocked