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Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:41 pm |
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...lads regurgitate famous bits of script in phone calls?
I have a lad on the go who phones me on a daily basis to check the progress of the "transaction". Today I gave him a verbal slap for sending me a scan of "his" passport which had the expiry date October 2006.
I demanded he explain why he hasn't got a new passport in four and a half years and this was his reply:
"Please brother," he said, "I have been busy taking care of my sick wife - she has cancer of the oesophagus..."
Now we've all read about that ubiquitous disease on an almost daily basis, but to hear a lad actually use it on the phone as an excuse was pure joy!
Incidentally, I've taken to hanging up on him every minute or so and then blaming him for the poor connection - it gets him incredibly frustrated, but he's always profusely apologetic when he calls back. |
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Jim Morrison
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:52 pm |
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Today I gave him a verbal slap for sending me a scan of "his" passport which had the expiry date October 2006. |
I believe you shouldn't have slapped him, that's the kind of mistake you want him to make with a real victim |
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Laeder of the Gang
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:55 pm |
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Jim Morrison wrote: |
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Today I gave him a verbal slap for sending me a scan of "his" passport which had the expiry date October 2006. |
I believe you shouldn't have slapped him, that's the kind of mistake you want him to make with a real victim |
I hear what you say, but that was the advice of a very experienced, long-time baiter on here. Laddo now has to provide all kinds of other documents as proof of his identity. |
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"moroons and useless thiefs! you will smell jail forever! i will show you what a woman can do" - MRS F£GAL
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“I believe that life is more precious than riches and gold you need to send the sum of $470 upon your receipt of this email this amount is to buy 3 pint of blood” - DR £DM0ND C4NARA
"please stop that stupid manner of you whitemen" - REV PAULS0N S4MUEL
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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
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Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:44 pm |
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^^^ Well I agree with Jim and disagree with the other baiter who advised you. Pointing out their legitimate mistakes isn't really a good thing most of the time.
And I too love hanging up on lads and blaming it on them or their network connection. |
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