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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:12 pm

Captain Mal has been conversing with one G00dy Jac0bs for about a fortnight now, and it happened that with things not moving so well, I found that G00dy Jac0bs was one of the Witches of Salem.

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Mal (11:38 PM): No point in sending money to a dead man anyway.
goody (11:38 PM): we do not have any problem but painfull
Mal (11:38 PM): Dead people don't, as a general rule.
goody (11:39 PM): ok
goody (11:39 PM): thanks
Mal (11:40 PM): You were hanged. At least they didn't burn you at the stake.
goody (11:41 PM): jus some little time
goody (11:41 PM): it will be alright
Mal (11:41 PM): It didn't take that long.
goody (11:42 PM): for sure they are lots of scammers here
Mal (11:43 PM): So Kaylee said.
goody (11:43 PM): as we are also advise to be carefull
Mal (11:43 PM): So you don't get caught. Wise move. But who'd arrest someone who's dead?
goody (11:43 PM): we were told at the airport
goody (11:44 PM): whos dead
Mal (11:44 PM): You are, long time back.
goody (11:45 PM): how
Mal (11:45 PM): Hanged for witchcraft.
goody (11:45 PM): what
Mal (11:46 PM): Hanged for witchcraft.
goody (11:46 PM): dont get you
Mal (11:46 PM): The dead don't usually think so good.
goody (11:47 PM): so i dont think so good
Mal (11:47 PM): Nope.
goody (11:47 PM): you mean me and samira
Mal (11:47 PM): Yep.
goody (11:47 PM): how
Mal (11:48 PM): You were hanged for witchcraft.
Mal (11:48 PM): Like, duh.
goody (11:49 PM): am surprise at what u are saying
goody (11:50 PM): what do you really mean
Mal (11:50 PM): What I'm saying. It's not so difficult.
goody (9:55 PM): every body must dye one day
Mal (9:56 PM): You just got there first.
goody (9:56 PM): hope u are now getting beter
Mal (9:57 PM): I'm fine, but don't get any ideas.
goody (9:58 PM): good
goody (9:58 PM): i dont wish people bad
goody (10:00 PM): am not what u think
goody (10:01 PM): i prayed for u to get well and you are well
Mal (10:02 PM): Of course I'm getting better. Fractured ribs mend.
goody (10:03 PM): it is well with you receive it
goody (10:03 PM): money is not every thing in life
goody (10:04 PM): i was born inside money
Mal (10:05 PM): Makes cents.
Mal (10:05 PM): LOL
goody (10:05 PM): sure
goody (10:09 PM): dont imagine how coconut was made
goody (10:09 PM): dont u?
goody (10:09 PM): who put water inside it
Mal (10:11 PM): I never thought about the coconut. It doesn't prove anything.
goody (10:12 PM): same god who made it put water inside it
goody (10:13 PM): yes iam made and for that i will live
Mal (10:17 PM): You're dead. Deal with it.
goody (10:18 PM): who kill me
Mal (10:18 PM): You were hanged for witchcraft.

Next day…

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goody (9:35 PM): G.Day
goody (9:35 PM): how are you today
Mal (9:35 PM): Fine.
Mal (9:35 PM): How's the afterlife?
goody (9:36 PM): God is in control
goody (9:36 PM): jus have to change plan
goody (9:36 PM): find another means
Mal (9:37 PM): From Hell? Good luck with that!
goody (9:37 PM): thanks
goody (9:37 PM): we dont need any money from you again
goody (9:37 PM): jus friends is okay with us
Mal (9:38 PM): Kewl.
goody (9:52 PM): painful that u dont trust us
Mal (9:53 PM): The dead don't feel pain.
goody (9:54 PM): lol
Mal (9:54 PM): I didn't know they had a sense of humor either. Live and learn.
goody (9:54 PM): well
goody (9:55 PM): life goes on
Mal (9:55 PM): Not when you're dead.
Mal (9:55 PM): You should know that.
goody (10:19 PM): who told u that
goody (10:19 PM): and did you know it
Mal (10:19 PM): Arthur Miller.
goody (10:20 PM): witchcraft are power less
goody (10:20 PM): u read his book or what
Mal (10:20 PM): Of course. How else could they hang you? LOL
goody (10:21 PM): maybe u that hang us as u refuse what u promised
Mal (10:22 PM): No, it was your fault.
goody (10:22 PM): how
Mal (10:24 PM): You should know. You were there.
goody (10:24 PM): nothing was my fault
goody (10:24 PM): you think we wanted to scamm you
goody (10:25 PM): but nothing of such
Mal (10:25 PM): Too late now. You're dead and that's that.
goody (10:27 PM): i understand what you mean
Mal (10:27 PM): So go away and don't come back.
goody (10:28 PM): if you want to be sure then send direct to our name
Mal (10:28 PM): What the Sam Frick are you on about now, Dead Man?
goody (10:29 PM): am jus trying to prove u wrong
Mal (10:30 PM): Wrong? How could that be?
goody (10:31 PM): well if you dont believe it then leave it
Mal (10:31 PM): Ok.
Mal (10:31 PM): Suits me.
Mal (10:32 PM): Bye now, Dead Man.
goody (10:32 PM): but you are still our pal
goody (10:32 PM): byeeeeee

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:58 pm

Can't decide if it is entertaining or confusing Yastreb. How do you follow the conversation without going mad? Obviously the lad does by being brainless (and dead).

I suppose the lads have a db of names they use. Pity they can't Google.

Looks like the original lad got a friend with better English to help the next day. It almost made sense.

Wink

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:38 pm

LOL He sounds like an interesting person to have on.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:58 pm

do you smoke something before talking to him?

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