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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:06 pm

This is one of the first soldier baits I've attempted. Very early days yet - but let's just say the Dame is going to be extremely well connected within the intelligence community.

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My name is Sgt John Anthony, I am an American soldier with Swiss background, serving in the military with the army's 3rd infantry division. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you.

I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind of assistance to move the sum of ( $ 25 Million U.S. Dollars) Twenty Five Million United State Dollars to you, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in Iraq, this is not a stolen money, and there are no danger involved.

Source of Money:

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a warehouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Mark Connelly and I that some part of this money will be shared among both of us, before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first.

You will find the story of this money on the web address below;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a Africa contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safer location entirely out of trouble spot. he does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a African/American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family.

Now this where you come in this if you are willing to assist me in this transaction, the money has been packaged as family valuables and it will be delivered to you in your country in two days, if you are willing to assist me in this venture you are advised to get back to me with your complete contact information which will be forwarded to the diplomatic agent who is carrying the said consignment to your door step.

He will contact you on your direct phone number from your international airport, after that the consignment will proceed to your home which is the final destination, note that it is not a must that you should assist me in this transaction but if you are willing and sincere to help me out in this transaction be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free and it does not contradict the laws of any country. Indicate your interest in

assisting me as well as Providing the following .information to facilitate the smooth conclusion of the Transaction:

1) Your Full Name:
2) Your Address:
3) Your Telephone Number:
4) Your Mobile Number:
5) Your Fax Number:
6) The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of Residence:

assistance you will give to me, God Bless You As You Help Out In This

Transaction.
Best Regards
Sgt John Anthony

I gave him some made up details and explained that I was deafened during the Falklands War so was unable to use the phone.

Then came the request for a copy of my passport and identity card - this was my way of getting out of it:

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Dear Sgt John

My apologies for the delay in responding. I have been down in London at the request of our Prime Minister.

It is a criminal offence for a Knight or Dame of the Realm (such as myself) to scan and email any identification, This is complicated by the fact that I still have the highest possible security clearance in the United Kingdom.

Is there any other way to solve this problem?

Soldier boy can't see a way around this:

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Hello my friend Dame Alessa Robinson i am very happy to read your message, i have been thinking what happen to you that i did not received your mail, well am happy now that i read from you, hope you received my message attached with documents and my passport for prove of what i told you.

Since you can not send me any of your identity how do i recognaize you in person when i arrive to visit you and how do the Diplomat Agent know you since he don't have your identity, maybe you can send me one of your photo so that i can hold it for prove and also to know whom i am dealing with, i think is good for both of us to have each other picture, and once more the Diplomat have to hold your photo to avoid given another person my box i mean my fund. however the security is now ready waiting for your information to deliver the box to you.

But the Dame can:

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Dear Sgt John

Again, my apologies for the late response.

If you send me photos of yourself and the Diplomatic Agent I am sure I will be able to recognise you.

When are you both likely to visit?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:49 pm

^^ Very nicely done, Nonny Mouse

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Being in the Infantry, (11 series MOS) and in the war, he must be an anti-terror specialist also! He may have some high level clearance as well! Surely he could look you up with his clearance.

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:18 am

The Dame has been busy with various things, but her favourite 'soldier' is keen to keep in touch:

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Well my friend Dame Alessa Robinson i have noting to argue with you any more and i want to be sure of safe keeping of this fund which i have handed over to you, the diplomat is waiting to hear from me and you before he can make move to your country for the delivery of this box to you, they are with your address already.

So my good friend Alessa Robinson this is more important to me because if we did not settle it, it means we are doing noting, there is charges to be paid before the diplomat can leave his country to your country, i want to know if you can insure me that you will take care of the charges in the security company to enable them deliver this consignment to you without any delay, and i will be visiting you in person by 15th of September 2011 when i am done with my service, please i want you to handle this box with care if the diplomat deliver it to you.

The diplomat is waiting for me to update them by today, so i am waiting to hear from you concerning the charges that is the most important because we must pay them before they can hand it over to the diplomat for delivery, and you have to promise me that the person i trusted with all my hearth is a good person who have the fear of God in him, and i most let you know that there is know double payment in this, is only one payment which have to be made in the security company, and as soon as i hear from you the diplomat will be updated and most send his Photo or Id to you.

I will be waiting for your reply and the diplomat will give you time and date immediately i hear from you.

Thanks

Sgt Anthony John

But the Dame has a plan:

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Dear Sgt John

Thank you for your email. I trust you are well, and that the hardships of active service are not unbearable. I well remember my service in the Falklands.

I apologise for the delay in contacting you. As I mentioned in a previous email, I have been meeting regularly with our Prime Minister in London. There is a matter which you may be able to help my government with - I am a little reluctant to disclose full details in an unsecured email. However, I have modified this email address so that all incoming emails will be encrypted. Can you please ensure that all future emails to me contain the word BABELFISH in the subject line, as this will automatically trigger the encryption matrix.

I hope to hear from you soon.

I wonder if the Sgt might be interested in some field trips to recover all the other stashes of lost money... that's the direction I'm going to nudge this one in, anyway.

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