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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:28 pm |
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On Thursday, this arrived (emphasis added):
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I am Barrister S4m K0fi,a senior advocate of the Ghana Bar Association and the newly legal luminary to the ECOWAS and AU on refugee Matters,Ghana Chapter,and it colon that your transaction in my hands will be as save and free, and also protected as the word "best".
I am writing not just because writing comprehensively is part of the legal field,rather I am also using this as a medium to alert you that in the legal field there are more to it than for one to be called a"Lawyer".
It came to my cognizance some few days ago that you have been into some transactions in the country of Ghana,and some areas are reckoned to be rough and uncompromising,maybe due to incompetent hands or some unscrupulous people in the society who garnishes themselves as redeemer but are vampires who have chosen to pursue worldly things and forget the mission they were called upon to do.
Sir,one more point I wish to make clear to you is that paying money into too many angles are really superfluous,so it is time you reckon with competent hands, and I promise if you oblige to this advise of impeccable legal standing,things will definitely work out within the least expected time.
Sir,once more, I wish to say that it is important to have a person in the legal field ,a person who has the idea,intuition and mannerism to penetrate the difficult angles in the business society of Africa and beyond,so that your transactions could be redeemed.
Here comes a panacea to all and sundries of your worries only if you have to follow up diligently with the facts that will not only deliver your deals here,but also put a light of perfect and indelible illumination on it.
Sir,in our legal field here ,we consider a lawyer who cannot fully deliver as a devourer to his or her client, and that is why I am categorically stating that you need to take a look and live for the best.
The Position of the Attorney General"Chief Judge" is just an appointment when powers are not properly dispensed,and it is important to mingle with the lawyers that can really help you get through the hurdles of your transaction points,and that is why I am reaching you with this write up.
HonorableKofi Annan before he gained his position as the Secretary General of the United Nation(U.N), was once my client and their are many numerous to mention in corridors of power in the society, likes of Mr.Harold Tetteh-Quarshie,former Minister for Mine and Energy and many more.
Some are melodramatically enthusiastic in their dealings with clients,and it has in most cases lead to failure which has been a all round detriment to their client,and in that I do not wish to find you.
Sir,it is also important to note that there are people who can reach and talk to people in the society ,and this is not just about your profession,but rather an attribute to a well spread legal tentacle.
I am ready to help your businesses out of any Vault, Cells of the customs at the Border,Seaport, Airport,Africa Union office(AU)office,United Nations(UN) offices, and even the vaults and Banks.
Sir,some lawyers are in the system just as Princes and Princesses in Palaces, but has no say in issues of the Monarchy,and that is why I am asking that you should come and put a smile into your transactions,because I am ready to deliver.
Sir,do not delay to make known to me all the points of your transactions that demands cushioning,because I shall put a pattern which the legal field has termed as "Discovery"eureka and I wish to lend that support to your dealings.
Without any form of procrastination,I would entreat you to get back to me via this email, or the number that is inscribed herein,
I reiterate,I will deliver without any form of barricade,and with total commitment and sincerity based on mutual understanding. |
I just want to see what he's like off script... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:56 pm |
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Me too.
Ten bucks he'll be even more grammatically challenged than your average lad. |
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FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:04 am |
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That is his script??? |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:22 am |
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LOL, that made my day!
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Some are melodramatically enthusiastic in their dealings with clients,and it has in most cases lead to failure which has been a all round detriment to their client |
Ya think? |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:18 am |
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If that was his script, and I think it is. It should be a real adventure in mental torture.
he could be the the mugu form of Charlie Sheen. |
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you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:52 am |
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^^ LOL! Go get 'em. De-educate with your Torpedo of Truth! Don't forget the Tiger's Blood. |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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thrub
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:00 am |
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A Leo Gorcey reform/charm school honors graduate. A real Valedictionarian, for sure. ROFL |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:25 am |
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My guess: de-education -> google translate (English-to-language B) -> back through google translate (Language B-to-English) -> to lad |
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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Lachesis
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 01 Nov 2010
Posts: 1161
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:00 am |
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David Okeye Mk II? |
_________________ Site killer, scam baiter, shit poster.
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:34 am |
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Sir,it is also important to note that there are people who can reach and talk to people in the society |
what does that mean? |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:47 am |
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as a devourer to his or her client |
Careful now! |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:30 pm |
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Here comes a panacea to all and sundries of your worries only if you have to follow up diligently with the facts that will not only deliver your deals here,but also put a light of perfect and indelible illumination on it. |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:51 pm |
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this is the kind of script I stop reading after two lines...
how shall I know what the scam is, when I understand nothing? |
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"I don't mean no disrespect but i don't like that word cunning,I mean this is a charity work for Christ's sake"
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:09 pm |
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This is actually called Schlubb and Klump English, after the mooks in Sin City with pretensions to eloquence.
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Douglas Klump: The perimeters of our assignment were described to us with specificity, Mr. Shlubb. We are to deposit our cargo into the body of water which we now overlook. It was likeways made clear to us that any embellishments of said perimeters would not be advisory.
Burt Shlubb: I cannot prescribe to such a narrow interpretation of the perimeters which you now invoke, Mr. Klump.
— Sin City: Fat Man and Little Boy |
ETA: Check out the Philosophy and Law Bad Writing Contest for non-lads using this language purposely and without irony:
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The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power. |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:42 am |
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Lachesis wrote: |
David Okeye Mk II? |
My thoughts exactly! Good old Dr David is coming up on 2 years with me and I still haven't a clue what he's rambling on about most of the time. |
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Laeder of the Gang
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Joined: 29 Mar 2010
Posts: 94
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Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:47 am |
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Stunning. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:54 pm |
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Hey, Yastreb, can Barrister Slappy cunfundle him with precipitous lawyerin' promulgations of idiocratic gobbledegook? |
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