Chairman G0mer Rules in Ladland

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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:46 am

A few weeks ago I began a mass phone bait with this ASEM into ladland:

Quote:

Hello:

Thank you for letter with this great news about the money. How long
will it take to accomplish this business? Please be assured that my
wife and family are very happy about this!! We are in Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia.

I can best be reached by phone at +6O163460021 between 1700 and 2100 GMT. We are most thankful and would like to proceed immediately.

Thank you again so very much.

Sincerely,

Raj@ Ahm@d

My maga Raj@ Ahm@d in Malaysia quickly turned his phone off as calls poured in from multitudes of eager mugus who then vented their frustrations about voice mail in mails back to me.

Script #2 followed closely:

Quote:

Hello:

Thank you so much for your prompt reply.
As I stated, my family and I are very happy
to proceed in this with you.

My details are as follows:

Full name: Raj@ Akeem Ahm@d
Date of Birth: 10/05/73
Occupation: Barber/Hairdresser
Address: 3760 Jalan Tun Razak, 50400 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Telephone: +6O163460021

Please feel free to call, the best time is between 1700 and 2100 GMT.

Thank you again,

Raj@ Ahm@d

1700 to 2100 GMT is between 1am and 4am in Kuala Lumpur.
Razz

Script#3 was on auto responder for two days:

Quote:

Please call urgently: +6O163460021

My character then introduced the Chairman with script #4:

Quote:

Hello:

Thank you very much for your prompt reply. Please understand that I
had every intention of entering into this business with you, however
an opportunity of even greater importance has now been presented to
me.

I have been contacted by an orphan from the Benin Republic whose
deceased father was a wealthy coconut merchant and who now needs my
urgent assistance to help her relocate here to Malaysia. She has offered me a sum of money many times over the amount of your proposal and the transaction is being handled by a Mr. 0latunji G0mer, a businessman of great stature in that part of the world.

This matter will occupy all of my spare time in the weeks to come,
therefore I must regretfully withdraw from the business that I had
intended to conduct with you. In addition, Mr. G0mer requires that I withdraw from any other projects for security reasons.

An opportunity like this does not come by more than once in a lifetime.
I will be able to quit working, send my children to college and live a
life of wealth and luxury. Also my wife is very much taken with this girl
and looks forward to having her with us.

I am sure that you will understand, I will let you know when she has
been relocated here and how it has all turned out.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me at: +6O163460021

Many regards,

Raj@ Ahm@d

The news was met with howls of protest, all off-script:

Quote:

"I just have to tell YOU that u have just be scammed my that mail u received from the orphan from the Benin Republic.
there is nothing like that, believe me. i am an London. i can tell u what this internet fraud can do ,just to get money, you can still change your mind, to CONTACT OUR BANK FOR DELIVERY.
once again to not reply that mail from the orphan from the Benin Republic. be warned, i wont lie to you,
here in London. i am a pastor and also a father too, i will not lie to you. that mail is a scam, do not reply again,
i am going to help you."

"THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALL IMPOSTORS .................STOP
CONTACTING THEM.
I got your email and please note that you have to stop contacting
those scammers because if you do not they will steal from your hard
earned money and dry your pocket or even your bank account. I am
a devoted Christian and will never do anything evil to harm my
fellow Person. I am living well with my income. That I am working
in the Finance House does not mean that I should soil my hands in
corruption. I have a good family background; my father is a God
fearing man and he raised his children in a Christian way. When I
mean Christian, I mean those with the fear of God. Therefore, my
relationship with God matters.
I want you to know that they are all a liars and a scam to get money
out of you be warned do not respond to their emails because the
moment they find out that you are not responding to all their emails
they will stop contacting you trust me as I am doing the best I can
for you and I promise you that all this imposters claiming orphan
from the Benin Republic will be brought to book all I just need is
your support and trust to get this done. BE WARNED THOSE
PEOPLE ARE ALL SCAMMERS TO GET YOUR HARD END
MONEY. Actually scam exists but this is not one. You have to
trust me on this one"

"Thanks for your mail. I want to let you know that Mr. G0mer is the same man from benin who planed with a girl and collect the sum of $2000 from my friend in turkey last year and ran away.
Please for your information quit the communication immediately. i am not telling you this for your to come back to me but for your own good, if you don't help me god will send me a helper but stop your contact with those people they are scam.
Thanks and be careful."

"COCONUT IS NOT BIG BUSINESS!"

"Be very Careful.
Thank you very much and I want to inform you to be very very
careful on what you have just told me, nobody with my great
knowledge is answering that name. Mr. Olatunji G0mer is a Nigerian
Names and not Benin Name, in our country we do not bear that
name, they must be those scammers that invaded our country and
ternishing our country's reputaion.
I am a well known Lawyer here, if they must prove themselves then
ask them to call me or give me their address let me locate them. you
will see that there is nothing like that person or name her. please my
brother BE VERY CAREFUL to avoid fallen trap of the scammers."

"Keep away from African Scammers and complete application.
Hummmmm, Raj@, you may be making a very grave and terrible
mistake by cooperating with some fraudsters and SCAMMERS in
Africa who duped many people in Asia in recent years with same
story you are telling me now.
Do not believe in those lies and you must STOP dealing with the
SCAMMERS quickly when you still have your money in your
pocket right now before you lose everything your family have saved
to them.
There was a rich man in China who was Scammed by these people
you've mentioned out of all his money and his company collapsed,
then he committed suicide last year, maybe you have heard about
this African Scammers before now, becareful Raja and run away
from them quickly when you can now.
THIS IS ONLY AN ADVISE AND IF YOU FAIL TO HEED IT,
YOU WILL REGRET LATER."

"I AM SURPRISE YOU DO NOT GO WITH WHAT WE ARE
TELLING YOU,PLEASE TRY AND REGISTER YOUR CASE
WITH US WE ARE ONLY GOING TO HELP YOU GET BACK
THE MONEY YOU HAVE LOST ILLEGALLY,WE ARE NOT
DECIEVING YOU JUST TRY AND CONTACT US ,AS MR
G0MER IS TELLING YOU NOT TO COMMUNICATE WITH
PEOPLE HE IS TRYING TO SWINDLE YOU OF YOUR HARD
EARNED MONEY,A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE"

"I am not happy with the content of your mail to my patient Miss. Joy
Kw@me who has given all her hope on you until she finally gives up
the ghost, she don’t have any chance of survival, with my medical
experience she has few days to live.
The content of your mail to my patient is rubbish; Mr. 0latunji
G0mer is an household name in International scams. Through my
investigation and contacts, there is no such businessman with the
name Mr. 0latunji G0mer in West Africa (Benin is in West Africa)
The name 0latunji is a Nigerian name.
The Name G0mer is a borrowed name to exhibit his skill in
defrauding you.
Please click on the link below to get more stories about this fraud
king, fake Mr. 0latunji G0mer
http://ntunda.com/readMore.php?id=20215"

"I have read and receive your mail did you understand my sentence at
all? Right now stop every communication with the so call Mr.
0latunji G0mer, is a good Scammer and his name is recently listed
in our list of those in Africa involve themselves in a Scam popularly
known as 419 in Africa and we call it scam mails from African
region."

"Thank you very much for your beautiful mail and its contents.
However, i want to open your eyes concerning the business you
want to do with those people in Benin Republic. My dear, i am
telling you this secret because of the fear of God in me. Please in the
name of God, stop doing any thing concerning business with any
human being from Benin Republic because they all looters and fraud
stars. Sorry to say that, but you will find out what am saying if you
don't stop doing the business with them over there.
That country has been a problem to Africa because of fraud. They
will tell you all lies in order to deceive you. But if you are wise
enough, they will never get you at all. If you heard my voice and
later go and do the business with Benin Republic people, you must
be the highest fool in the whole world. This is my world to you and
it must surely come to pass if you insist to do the business. I am
not telling this so that you will help me, no no no. But i am telling
you all this things because of the fear of God in me."

"MY GOOD FRIEND, DO NOT BE ENTICED BY SCAMMERS.
My good friend, do not fall for such a crap! Do not be so cheap to
be enticed by scammers.
The Name, 0latunji is a Nigerian name, and Nigerians have no good
business to offer than to scam you. They will offer you million of
dollars so that they will get your attention if you are greedy enough
to fall for their proposals.
If you doubt me, you will later regret if you proceed with Mr.
0latunji."

"Thank you for your mail. You are lucky as have informed me why
you have not responded to my messages. Please be informed that
the Girl you and your wife is hoping to receive with his late father
wealth is an Old Scam Game. You and your Wife are not supposed
to believe that with following reasons
1. Rep of Benin is a smaill Country but they have a very good
Governmental process. Base on this, there is no how such Lady can
transfer her father wealth to you without knowing you and your
family when her father was alive. Can that happen to your family?
Why not ask your self a question??
2. If the Girl father is rich, there is a saying that it is only Poor man
that does not have friends or family. Agree with me that the Girl
never fall from Heaven. She must have a closed relation or far
distance take care of her since her father is wealthy.
3. You should not fall to this scam because if a Business is too
sweet, it is far to be the real or genuine. My Sister in Italy tried it and
she lost all her belongings. This time it was from South Africa.
4.. To crown it all, I have received more than 60 Letters of such in
every 3 days in my email box. This letter are mainly from Ivory
Coast, Nigeria, Benin and Ghana. Please desist from such DEADLY
SCAM and do not cause problem to your family.
I do not know you do not have idea about this act of spam ,
otherwise, I would have advised you strongly on it. The Person you
said is in charge of the Business is the Chief scammer. All he want
from you is to send money to prepare the Girl Passport or
documents to arrive. Later, odd things will follow. If I have not
informed you, you will inject your fund to them and later, they will
fled away. I do not know if you have sent them money but if not,
STOP IT NOW. If you want to take my advice, adhere to my
instruction but if not, you can proceed. By the time you are derailed,
you will know that my word is not stupid.
Send me the first letter of their Letter. That will give me more room
to educate you better. There are many spam letters nowadays. Some
of them are Western Unions, Bank ATM Cards, Lottery or Lotto,
Inheritance Funds [This is the one you fell into.] Another one will
say I have a cancer and my Doctor said I will die. therefore, I have
millions of Dollars to send to you to share to less previlege ones or
Orphan Homes. ALL THIS ARE SPAMS."

"I cant understand how you can make us move all such huge amount
in your names and contact and now the funds is right in Malaysia
there in your country and you are busy telling me of a girl who is
wanting to relocate to your country how is this possible? I don't
believeyou are sounding like this i hope this is not a scam? Because
you already have 45m USD to be cleared right in your country
which is much more closer to you and you are talking of some one
who is far from you i west Africa, Have you heard that the western
Africans are all spammers is this what you are into or what?"

"Mr 0latunji G0mer is a scammer
I w want to let you know that you are making a grate mistake to
involving your self with that kind of transaction in Benin Republic
because that part of the country is all full of scam so i want to warn
you to stop every thing you are doing with Mr. 0latunji G0mer
because he is a scammer and I don’t want you to loose any of your
money to Mr. 0latunji G0mer."

"After reading you mail and the reason for you deciding to pull out of
a transaction that will guarantee your family financial liberation and
accepting a transaction from a man that is a full scale fraudster.The
man Mr 0latunji G0mer has been declared wanted by the Economic
and Financial Crime Commission in Nigeria.The man is not from
Niger Republic but a Nigerian under the disguise.I want you to put
the name Mr 0latunji G0mer in Google.com.You will be fascinated
by what you will see about him on the internet.You should put this
link on the internet
http://ntunda.com/readMore.php?id=20215"

"Listen very careful ,any thing you are doing with African people is a
scam ask any body Malaysia that person want collect by telling you
that he or she want to relocate in Malaysia this is a fake story but
you will understand when you have spend your money without
achieving anything from the scammer. You have to be very careful
about Africa ask any body in Malaysia because the lawyer will be
asking you to send money to obtain a documents and you will send
after that another story will come out and they will also tell you that a
diplomat will deliver the fund to you in Malaysia .
There is nothing like a diplomat in Malaysia they have insiders in
Malaysia who will act as if they arrive to Malaysia because of you
but don’t mind them they all live in Malaysia when they collect
money from you they will do magic so that you will believe them
and bring more money to them after that they will disappear and live
empty consignment box to you."

"The United States Secret service in conjunction with the
International police have through our intelligent report intercepted
your ongoing transaction with someone claiming to be anorphan
from Benin Republic and her accolade Mr 0latunji G0mer from the
same country.
According to intelligent report reaching us, she is claiming to be
orphans and from a deceased father who is a cocoa merchant.
In your own intrest, you are advised to desist from these people,
because they deadly and you should desist from reading there
emails nor write them, do not pick a call from them for all your
activities with them this time is beign monitored by our intelligent
unit
For your information, the said orphan, is one of the relatives of the
Libyan President, Mahmud Ghadaffi, who ran away from Libya after
the attack on the country and seeking to take refuge in your home,
Do not be a victim to unwanted calamity.Do not put your life, your
wife and your entire family in danger. The US government and
United Nation forces will stop at nothing in getting these bandits. If
they eventually come to meet you, you are in big trouble.
Hence we warn you before hand to STOP any further
communications with the said wanted criminals who claim to be
orphans and save yourself and family the danger that will befall you
if they eventually find refuge in your home in Malaysia."

"YOU ARE MAKING A VERY BIG MISTAKE MY FRIEND
Responding to your letter my friend, i want you to know that the
people you are curently dealing with are fraudsters these are the
police are looking for and they are all after your money, soon now
or later they will be demanding money from you. you are surpose to
be furnishing my office with their informatiom so that the police can
know about their where about.
I will advise that you stop dealing with this people to avoid loss on
your side,"

Etc.,etc.,etc.

The appeals at this stage have been met with script #5:

Quote:

Hello:

Thank you again for your reply. Your intention toward my benefit is
much appreciated, however the requirements of this business with the
Benin Republic orphan are such that my utmost attention and all of my
financial resources must be made immediately available to her agent,
Mr. 0latunji G0mer. I understand that he has an impeccable reputation
for helping orphans in that part of the world.

Accordingly, I must reluctantly decline to move forward with you at this time.

Thank you again for your generosity and interest.

Raj@ Ahm@d

Raj@'s phone is still toast, there is no evidence of him answering any calls. Once he and his missus travel to Cotonou with big dollars for the Chairman and the boyze, his many protectors will have every opportunity to embark on a rescue safari.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Very impressive. I have never really tried it myself but it is amazing how this generic/vanilla email to lads has prompted the off script and thoughtful response from the lads. Shame they are wasting their time.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 01 Nov 2010 Posts: 1161

This is an incredible modality.

So going to use this...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 92

omg! hypocrisy at its best. and i always thought they would be friendly to other scammers. Shocked

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:56 pm

ulta wrote:

omg! hypocrisy at its best. and i always thought they would be friendly to other scammers. Shocked

They'd cut each other's throats for a brass razoo. Getting them to do that in front of a webcam is a noble goal Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 92

i hope you dont mind, if i copy this modality Embarassed

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:32 am

^^^^ Help yourself, ulta. The more of us bringing Mr. G0mer to bear upon them the better:

Quote:

Good day!

I feel so bad that you want to withdraw from this transaction for a pure scam that you even know.You are dealing with Ngerians in that country.Pure scam that's what you are into.She is asking you to witdraw because he knows i'll discourage you.If you do anything with him or her,i bet you that you will lose all that you have.The money he's offering you is none existent anywhere and she's no orphan and there's nothing like wealthy merchant.And i want to assure you that after they have taken all your money from you,you will not see anything from them anymore.She will not come to meet you as it's all scam.She's not relocating.That was just the story cooked up to deceive you.I have called you so many times, but it's always on voice machine.Withdraw from that business now or you will regret your life.You are dealing with ***** men and Nigerians who are known for scam.
I need to hear from your urgently.Even if you don't want to continue with me,save yourself this stress.I'm an international lawyer and i know what you are talking about.Believe me for my word.save your family and yourself this scam.I have so much of this messages sent to you.!

I'm waiting to hear from you!

IP origin: Lagos

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:29 pm

LMAO, great stuff!!

Quote:

"COCONUT IS NOT BIG BUSINESS!"

Surely you're not going to take that laying down?!

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