Hoping to shake the Lad up

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Mar 2011 Posts: 5

I've got a straight bait that's been going for the past 3 weeks or so and its been kind of boring so I decided to do a dollar chop by a Barrister Gomer Devilin hoping to shake him up into threats of deaded and maybe start an e-mail fight between him and my Barrister Devilin modality. I'm not too keen on lad speak as I'm a grammar Nazi Smile

so trying to talk like a lad is going to be hard. Does anyone have any tips?

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:21 am

de-educate the lad by correcting all of his grammar, even the bits that are right!

And I think I've mentioned before, you can work Bi polar into your baits. Tell him in advance you suffer from bi Polar disorder, and then use it to tear him a new asshole at random moments.

A few people have successfully worked Tourette's syndrome into their baits as well, Lads simply don't get it. Imagine what they'll make of Bi Polar disorder

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Mar 2011 Posts: 5

Ok I just e-mailed him a profanity laden message calling him a "goat fucker" among other things, demanding my money. Hopefully that will get a response Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:48 am

Surely some thing and romantic.

Don't forget to tell him off for not understanding the needs of bipolar people if he gets upset.

And hopefully you'll get some nice siggy lines back as well Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:04 am

Completely off topic: Chrysis, congratz on your avatar featuring a vintage German TV series. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:44 pm

Welcome to Eater, bipolarchick. Smile

Your Barrister does not have to speak ladspeak in order to chop the lad.
Remember, you are the boss, it's your character, and Mr. G in any form is anything you want him to be. The more lad confusion we generate about who he is, the better. He is everything from a mist, to the man sitting next to the lad in the cafe. My Mr G changes too, and is a few different character types, depending on what will piss off the lad more and cause more paranoia in the lad. Have fun with him, and disinformation is encouraged! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:51 pm

^^ absolutley, welcome! They deserve all the hell that you can give them, and we're here to help. Don't even ask about my mental illnesses, i'd have to kill you if i told you. Laughing

My two favourite baiting charactars are:

1/ an illiterate Greek bloke (think Harry Enfield's Stavros) who's so proud of being english he won't hear anything against them.

2/ An immature 21 yr old girl, still a virgin and moral but naive at the same time.

You can create anything you want to screw with lads, dragons to aliens, whatever makes a difference. Let your immagination be your guide.

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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:34 pm

SlapHappy wrote:

... Mr. G in any form is anything you want him to be. The more lad confusion we generate about who he is, the better. He is everything from a mist, to the man sitting next to the lad in the cafe. My Mr G changes too, and is a few different character types, depending on what will piss off the lad more and cause more paranoia in the lad.

And Mr G is not the only chopper in the business. There may also be Mr B(oswell) who is trying to muscle in...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:23 pm

^^Damn that Mr. B (oswell!) Mr. G will crush him too in the end!

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:15 am

Jeannette wrote:

Chrysis, congratz on your avatar featuring a vintage German TV series.

Thanks. a friend found a clip on Youtube, then I had a friend buy the DVD in Germany and bring it back with her. Unfortunately, only the 2003 movie was subtitled, I want to see (and understand) the whole thing

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:38 am

Quote:

think Harry Enfield's Stavros

@ piecrust - I wonder how a lad would respond to the Rich Brummies characters - someone who insists on reminding him that "I am considerably richer than yow"

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