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bipolarchick
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've got a straight bait that's been going for the past 3 weeks or so and its been kind of boring so I decided to do a dollar chop by a Barrister Gomer Devilin hoping to shake him up into threats of deaded and maybe start an e-mail fight between him and my Barrister Devilin modality. I'm not too keen on lad speak as I'm a grammar Nazi Smile so trying to talk like a lad is going to be hard. Does anyone have any tips?
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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

de-educate the lad by correcting all of his grammar, even the bits that are right!

And I think I've mentioned before, you can work Bi polar into your baits. Tell him in advance you suffer from bi Polar disorder, and then use it to tear him a new asshole at random moments.

A few people have successfully worked Tourette's syndrome into their baits as well, Lads simply don't get it. Imagine what they'll make of Bi Polar disorder

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bipolarchick
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok I just e-mailed him a profanity laden message calling him a "goat fucker" among other things, demanding my money. Hopefully that will get a response Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Surely some thing and romantic.

Don't forget to tell him off for not understanding the needs of bipolar people if he gets upset.

And hopefully you'll get some nice siggy lines back as well Smile

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"You are a dead meat!"
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Completely off topic: Chrysis, congratz on your avatar featuring a vintage German TV series. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to Eater, bipolarchick. Smile
Your Barrister does not have to speak ladspeak in order to chop the lad.
Remember, you are the boss, it's your character, and Mr. G in any form is anything you want him to be. The more lad confusion we generate about who he is, the better. He is everything from a mist, to the man sitting next to the lad in the cafe. My Mr G changes too, and is a few different character types, depending on what will piss off the lad more and cause more paranoia in the lad. Have fun with him, and disinformation is encouraged! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ absolutley, welcome! They deserve all the hell that you can give them, and we're here to help. Don't even ask about my mental illnesses, i'd have to kill you if i told you. Laughing

My two favourite baiting charactars are:

1/ an illiterate Greek bloke (think Harry Enfield's Stavros) who's so proud of being english he won't hear anything against them.

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You can create anything you want to screw with lads, dragons to aliens, whatever makes a difference. Let your immagination be your guide.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SlapHappy wrote:
... Mr. G in any form is anything you want him to be. The more lad confusion we generate about who he is, the better. He is everything from a mist, to the man sitting next to the lad in the cafe. My Mr G changes too, and is a few different character types, depending on what will piss off the lad more and cause more paranoia in the lad.


And Mr G is not the only chopper in the business. There may also be Mr B(oswell) who is trying to muscle in...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Damn that Mr. B (oswell!) Mr. G will crush him too in the end!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jeannette wrote:
Chrysis, congratz on your avatar featuring a vintage German TV series.


Thanks. a friend found a clip on Youtube, then I had a friend buy the DVD in Germany and bring it back with her. Unfortunately, only the 2003 movie was subtitled, I want to see (and understand) the whole thing

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"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

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x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
think Harry Enfield's Stavros

Laughing

@ piecrust - I wonder how a lad would respond to the Rich Brummies characters - someone who insists on reminding him that "I am considerably richer than yow"

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