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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.nickbostrom.com/extraterrestrial.pdf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Filter

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's nothing, primitive electromagnetics. However if you know how to look harder......
There are other ways of looking.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

leonsumbitches wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Filter


Pfft. I haven't read the PDF, but the Wiki page appears to me that the list under "The Great Filter" section is just a slight rehash of Maynard Smith & Szathm√°ry's "The Major Transitions In Evolution". With a bit of space-exploration tacked on the end.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, now I'm just doing this to annoy Otterfan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_argument

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I hadn't seen that before. And...

leonsumbitches wrote:
Ok, now I'm just doing this to annoy Otterfan.


Yeah, it worked!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

On my 7th beer I came across this

http://lolsnaps.com/news/3631/0/

Its bent my brain trying to work out if its some internet guy trying to bend my brain or if it is actually bending my brain...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You are becoming intoxicated very slowly and gradually slur your words when you come across red and blue shiny lights in the distance with a sound like nails down a chalkboard and it's getting closer and closer before forcing you to see shiny gray bars that'll warp your body and you are unable to keep still.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

winning...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Koko.Dk wrote:
a sound like nails down a chalkboard


Eeeeeeeeeeeek, that set my teeth on edge and brought back memories of school when it was a highlight of lessons if the teacher used a different colour chalk than white chalk Laughing A thrill that my daughter will sadly miss out on, as being a child of the 21st century, her school uses interactive whiteboards.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I remember my teachers using chalk when I was younger. Although as I got older they transitioned to markers. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Meet the macaque monkey:

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Now think about the sound of nails on a chalkboard. Do you know why we find it intolerable?

Because it is almost identical to the warning cry of the macaque monkey.

Yes, we evolved this reaction because those who did not react strongly enough to the warning cry of that little guy up there, did not leave as many offspring.

What did the macaques do that was so horrible that thousands of years later we still have a primordial, instinctive reaction to their warning cry?

What dark family feuds have we forgotten, only vaguely recalled in primary school?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Fascinating read, Leon, Thumbs up What wouldn't I give to be able to go back in time, just to be able to leap around the classroom like a macaque monkey at those nails on chalkboard moments Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

leonsumbitches wrote:
Now think about the sound of nails on a chalkboard. Do you know why we find it intolerable?


I'm going to have to be contrary again.

I don't find the nails-on-chalkboard sound intolerable or even annoying. At all.

I do, however, get a feeling that I imagine people get with the nails-on-chalkboard thing when my own nails scrape against cardboard packaging that's just come from the freezer. Oh boy... that totally freaks me out to the point of repulsion and wanting to run a mile from it.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Scroll down.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing Otterfan, that's gotta be a unique freaky thing, your nails against cardboard packaging thing.

My own quirky freaks me out thing is the feel of wooden lollipop sticks - I cannot eat a lolly without there being something between me and the stick - usually the lolly wrapper.

Also and I don't know whether this some kind of an allergy, but just the smallest sip of a milkshake causes a quirky reaction in me - my ears and the side of my face get an unpleasant sensation that is similar to that which happens after blowing up too many balloons by mouth. We call it 'milkshake ears' and needless to say, I don't/can't drink milkshakes.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm reminded of a song...

I'm a something girl, in a something world...

Dammit! What the hell was the name of that song?

Huh. I can't seem to remember.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ You're probably looking for this one. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You are falling down, down, down continuously and seemingly unending the further down you got and supposedly you feel a sudden rush of adrenaline flow through you and there's silence.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I crossed the event horizon! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO!

Damn, what a WONDERFUL way to go! Very Happy

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You run further and further away but the voices are catching up and then eventually you are surrounded by a bunch of people. They try to restrain you but end up exiting before that happens. Then you are followed by a mysterious black sedan, you take a taxi and then the first "BANG!" goes off followed by 5 more but after a while the sounds of banging fade into the background. You arrive at your destination and there are a lot of airplanes/aeroplanes that can be seen.

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