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JJJingleheimerschmidt
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Location: Tishomingo, Mississippi


PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't have as much time as I'd like for this but lately have been using my catcher account to pick up 4-6 lads with the same country code on their telephone information or from the same country...I then pick one of them for the fall guy, hit forward to myself and change his email to an attempt at dollar chop along with a really harsh insult of (plug in the name) with accusations of the other being a criminal a tout and an all around miscreant and his mother was burned for being a witch in her village and for fuck goat and fuck pigs and for fornicate with snakes. After I receive the email from myself, I knock down the headers and adjust the subject to look like I just got this email as a warning from my random victim bastard fall guy warning me about each and every one of the others involved. I plug in their names, write a short email about how concerned I am about receiving such an email warning me about them and directly forward that email from the lad that is warning me along with all of his contact information and a request for a Western Union transfer to cover the fee for him taking care of the scammer and making sure he is put in jail.

I can forward a whole page of emails within about 15 minutes and you would not believe the trouble it stirs up. I get denials from the lads about not being a criminal or the accusations about their mother not being true which I respond with a long letter letting them know that the accusation has been made and it is corporate policy to require a sworn afadavit that their mother is not a witch, did not fuck pigs, did not fuck goats, did not fornicate with snakes or other reptiles and that their father was not a goat or donkey. I'm almost sure the poor lad that is warning me is surely tracked down and dealt with since they are all in the same area. Hope this is not too heavy handed but damn, I'm having some fun with this.

So, its not me doing the insult, its the lad that emailed me with the warning and its nothing personal, just corporate policy that we do not deal with witches or family members of witches......

My response below when they want to defend themselves and move forward with the deal any way.

Dear (Lad's Name Here)

The fact remains that the accusations were made that your mother was a witch and burned at the stake in her village for fucking pigs and for fucking goats and fornicating with snakes, and as you can imagine these accusations are taken seriously. I have convened an emergency meeting with our business consultant Mr. Jeffrey Harharwood...HARHARWOOD and we have concluded the following.

It is our corporate policy after advice from our legal counselor Mr. Jeffrey Harharwood...HARHARWOOD not do do business with witches or sons or daughters of witches. Your mother was accused of this and for us to continue any further, we shall require a sworn affadavit confirming the following since she is now dead and we are unable to physically examine her for signs of witchcraft and beastiality. This is where the services of an attorney can help you in that we will require the document in legal format with at least two witnesses signing the paperwork attesting to the truth therein. Please be prepared to answer the following charges and attest that they are not true. The charges are numbered before you and must be rebuted in the negative and numbered accordingly.

1. Your mother was not a witch nor was she ever convicted of being a witch or burned by her village for practicing witchcraft even if by mistake.

2. Your mother did not fuck a pig.

3. Your mother did not fuck a goat.

4. Your mother did not fornicate with a snake.

5. Your own father was not a black goat full of evil.

Be advised that submitting a false statement will disqualify you from doing business with us and be advised that a failure to swear an affadavit to any of the two accusations above will also disqualify you from doing business with our company. If your mother was guilty of any of the charges against her other than witchcraft then you will be placed on a 90 probation period in order for us to determine the nature of your moral character.

Again, this is not personal but it is company and corporate policy. Thanks for understanding.

All the best.

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Roast in hell and poverty...

Truly Yours,

Most Successful Fraudster. Li Ka Shing




ATTENTION:NORMAN. I REGRET EVERY OF MY TIME SPENT IN DEALING WITH A
BIZAGA LIKE YOU, AN OUT DATED HUMAN BEING OF YOUR NATURE, A
REPUGNANTIC TYPE OF HUMAN, A BASTARD, A CLUMSY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL
FOOL, A PERSON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM A MINOR MENTAL INBALANCE. GO AND
EAT SHIT SON OF A BITCH. Dr. Daniel Watac



please i am sorry for the damage it cost you this person called himself Gomer just send me mail claming to have hacked my mail on line .his letter is forwarded bellow. I will take care of him .don't just worry as i look forward to hearing from you
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Well done, JJJingleheimerschmidt! Laughing

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655



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JJJingleheimerschmidt
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Joined: 01 Jul 2007
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Location: Tishomingo, Mississippi


PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is a string of exhanges between the good doctor xxxxxx (myself) and John Terry after having forwarded an email from Dr. Okato James warning me about this criminal tout John Terry! Bad for Dr. Okato James that he chose to put his contact information on the email he sent to me. Slightly modified the email is now put to use in warning about the others. The first is my forwarded email from a concerned Dr. Okato James that has hacked John Terry's email and is warning me of his nefarious intentions. It is great being able to change any email to say what I want it to say after hitting return or forward. I use the lads own email with a few slight modifications for this ruse and send it on.

The second is the response from John Terry pointing out that this Dr. Okato James must be the criminal because of his inability to articulate English in its written form and for me not to send any money to Dr. Okato James and finally our corporate response to Mr. John Terry. I am waiting for his response to that. I have used this warning from Dr. Okato James on no less than 10 different lads and fully expect he has been hearing from them by now and maybe even experienced a full on 9 alarm full contact ass whipping to boot!
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> On 3/13/11, Doctor xxxxxx xxxxxx <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Sir
> >
> > Please explain this email sent to me warning about you. I am
> > forwarding it directly to you in hopes that you can explain the
> > nature of this accusation.
> > --
> > Doctor xxxxx xxxxx
> > [1][email protected]
> >
> >
> > ----- Original message -----
> > From: "Dr OKATO JAMES" <[email protected]>
> > To: undisclosed recipients: ;
> > Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2011 16:30:37 -0800 (PST)
> > Subject: You are warn about John Terry!
> >
> > Western Union Office
> > Western Union Crimes Investigation
> > Service Terms and Conditions
> > Dr OKATO JAMES
> > Call +22998334107.
> > ATTN, Dear Potential Victim
> > This is to inform you that you are being deceive by a known
> > criminal and tout name so call John Terry. You must not send him
> > any money or even communicate with him anymore. You are warn.
> > We have hack his mails under authority of INTERPOL and African
> > Police Internet Crimes Task Force and find that he want to do
> > business with you. This man is a thief and we will deal with him
> > soon. Please do not fall for this scam from the son of a known
> > whore and prostitute. We are the only only ones authorize for
> > this business for international and soon as you send us
> > $2,700.00 via Western Union we will finish this transaction for
> > you under certified conditions with full guaranted or you get you
> > money back. That is our official promise to you.
> >
> > Be further advice that this John Terry own mother was a witch in
> > her village and was burn to dead for practice dark magic
> > witchcraft and for fuck goat and fuck pig and for fornicate with
> > snake. His own father was black goat and full of evil. Please
> > if you have any questions contact us with our email address
> > below; ([email protected])
> > Here is the payment information which you will use to send the
> > $2,700.00 immediately below is the information. This will allow
> > us to process your case and proceed with legal proceedings
> > against this heinous criminal.
> > Receiver Name: ogugua chukwuma Samuel
> > Country: Benin Republic
> > City: Cotonou,
> > Text Q: How Long?
> > Answer: Today
> > Amount:$2,700.00
> > Senders Name:.....
> > Mtcn Number:...... ?
> > Sender's Country................
> > Do not worry about, everything is getting to be OK! .We are
> > waiting to receive the information as soon as possible.Yours in
> > service
> > Dr OKATO JAMES
> > Feel free to call if you have any question to ask Phone: Number
> > +22998334107
> > Western union crimes investigation department Benin Republic
> >
***********************************************************\\

On Sun, 13 Mar 2011 16:24 +0100, "Mr John Terry"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> I am surprise that a criminal is calling me a criminal. His written
> english is filled with error so who is the criminal.
>
> Read his email and confirm if such email should emanate from such high
> profile figure if he is what he claims to be.
>
> Be wise and dont money to him because he will come back and ask for
> more. Republic of Benin is the head office of African scammers so
> ignore and get back to me for instructions on what you need to do to
> claim your compensation ok
>
**********************************************************

Re: You are warn about John Terry!
From:"xxxxxxx" <[email protected]> [Add]
To:"Mr John Terry" <[email protected]> [Add]
Date:Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:33 AM (7 hours 46 mins ago)
Show originalShow full headerDear Mr. John Terry

You surely must be aware that it is not a crime at any level whether
misdemeanor or felony to have errors in a written English
correspondence. How is it that the gentleman in question knows so much
about you and your family history? Surely this was not made up as no
one would take the time to do such a thing as that would be wrong. Now
your very denial is suspect, attempting to draw attention away from
yourself, coupled with pointing out errors in written English has caused
me to convene a special emergency meeting with our business consultant,
legal advisor and international expert, Mr.Jeffrey
Harharwood...HARHARWOOD and we have concluded the following.

It is our corporate policy after advice from our legal counselor Mr.
Jeffrey Harharwood...HARHARWOOD not do do business with witches or sons
or daughters of witches. Your mother was accused of this and for us to
continue any further, we shall require a sworn affadavit confirming the
following since she herself was burned and cannot be personally
examined.
This is where the services of a Barrister or legal solicitor can help
you in that we will
require the document in legal format with at least two witnesses signing
the paperwork attesting to the truth therein. Please be prepared to
answer the following charges and attest that it is not true. The
charges are numbered before you.

1. Your mother was not a witch nor was she ever convicted of being a
witch or burned by her village for practicing witchcraft even if by
mistake. (Signature of four witnesses required for this one)

2. Your mother did not fuck a pig. (Signature of two witnesses
required)

3. Your mother did not fuck a goat.(Signature of two witnesses
required)

4. Your mother did not fornicate with a snake.(Signature of two
witnesses required)

5. Your own father was not a black goat full of evil.(Sworn statement
from village chief or a high priest at the local church required)

Be advised that submitting a false statement will disqualify you from
doing business with us and be advised that a failure to swear affadavit
to any of the two accusations above will also disqualify you from doing
business with our company. If your mother was guilty of any of the
charges against her other than witchcraft then you will be placed on a
90 probation period in order for us to determine the nature of your
moral character and to assure that you did not inherit any of her
nefarious and evil traits.

Again, this is not personal but it is company and corporate policy.
Thanks for understanding.

All the best!


--
Doctor xxxxx xxxxx
[email protected]

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Easter Egg 2011 Closed lad accounts x36

I know you are on death row.
Father fucking peasant.

Roast in hell and poverty...

Truly Yours,

Most Successful Fraudster. Li Ka Shing




ATTENTION:NORMAN. I REGRET EVERY OF MY TIME SPENT IN DEALING WITH A
BIZAGA LIKE YOU, AN OUT DATED HUMAN BEING OF YOUR NATURE, A
REPUGNANTIC TYPE OF HUMAN, A BASTARD, A CLUMSY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL
FOOL, A PERSON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM A MINOR MENTAL INBALANCE. GO AND
EAT SHIT SON OF A BITCH. Dr. Daniel Watac



please i am sorry for the damage it cost you this person called himself Gomer just send me mail claming to have hacked my mail on line .his letter is forwarded bellow. I will take care of him .don't just worry as i look forward to hearing from you
Prince william Dossou
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wait a second...John Terry is into 419?!

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Laughing Laughing Laughing

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send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Something about lads telling you someone else is a criminal always makes me laugh.

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JJJingleheimerschmidt
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Location: Tishomingo, Mississippi


PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

YEP! Fraid so! Hate for him but it is a slippery slope!

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I know you are on death row.
Father fucking peasant.

Roast in hell and poverty...

Truly Yours,

Most Successful Fraudster. Li Ka Shing




ATTENTION:NORMAN. I REGRET EVERY OF MY TIME SPENT IN DEALING WITH A
BIZAGA LIKE YOU, AN OUT DATED HUMAN BEING OF YOUR NATURE, A
REPUGNANTIC TYPE OF HUMAN, A BASTARD, A CLUMSY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL
FOOL, A PERSON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM A MINOR MENTAL INBALANCE. GO AND
EAT SHIT SON OF A BITCH. Dr. Daniel Watac



please i am sorry for the damage it cost you this person called himself Gomer just send me mail claming to have hacked my mail on line .his letter is forwarded bellow. I will take care of him .don't just worry as i look forward to hearing from you
Prince william Dossou
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, this is John Terry:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Handsome fellow and not at all what I pictured a fellow from Benin to look like...just goes to show you!

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I know you are on death row.
Father fucking peasant.

Roast in hell and poverty...

Truly Yours,

Most Successful Fraudster. Li Ka Shing




ATTENTION:NORMAN. I REGRET EVERY OF MY TIME SPENT IN DEALING WITH A
BIZAGA LIKE YOU, AN OUT DATED HUMAN BEING OF YOUR NATURE, A
REPUGNANTIC TYPE OF HUMAN, A BASTARD, A CLUMSY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL
FOOL, A PERSON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM A MINOR MENTAL INBALANCE. GO AND
EAT SHIT SON OF A BITCH. Dr. Daniel Watac



please i am sorry for the damage it cost you this person called himself Gomer just send me mail claming to have hacked my mail on line .his letter is forwarded bellow. I will take care of him .don't just worry as i look forward to hearing from you
Prince william Dossou
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love this! Do you mind if I send that form letter off to a couple of lads I'm emailing?

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"FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur

YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
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JJJingleheimerschmidt
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Location: Tishomingo, Mississippi


PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Please....be my guest....make sure you put the name of your lad in there and let the games begin....Just got a repy back from the infamous Maryiam Abacha and she is pissed! that the lad would dis her like that and that we would have to follow corporate rules in investigating the allegations...

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I know you are on death row.
Father fucking peasant.

Roast in hell and poverty...

Truly Yours,

Most Successful Fraudster. Li Ka Shing




ATTENTION:NORMAN. I REGRET EVERY OF MY TIME SPENT IN DEALING WITH A
BIZAGA LIKE YOU, AN OUT DATED HUMAN BEING OF YOUR NATURE, A
REPUGNANTIC TYPE OF HUMAN, A BASTARD, A CLUMSY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL
FOOL, A PERSON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM A MINOR MENTAL INBALANCE. GO AND
EAT SHIT SON OF A BITCH. Dr. Daniel Watac



please i am sorry for the damage it cost you this person called himself Gomer just send me mail claming to have hacked my mail on line .his letter is forwarded bellow. I will take care of him .don't just worry as i look forward to hearing from you
Prince william Dossou
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks! Emails sent with my lads' names in ALL CAPS since I know they like that.Smile

Awesome format!

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YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur

YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
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JJJingleheimerschmidt
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm thinking we need an "ICON" like the piggy bank thing or safari when we can get one or more lads so pissed that they beat the ever loving dog sh&t out of another one. I have got things so stirred up in MUGU land right now that I might back off a little bit. I just use and abuse any of them that are stupid enough to put all of their contact information in the email.
They sure do get angry when one of their own sets about to insult and expose them and even make a brazen attempt to chop the dollah! This is the only thing I've got time for but by far the most effective thing I've done since the "gomer" days of dollar chopping!

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Easter Egg 2011 Closed lad accounts x36

I know you are on death row.
Father fucking peasant.

Roast in hell and poverty...

Truly Yours,

Most Successful Fraudster. Li Ka Shing




ATTENTION:NORMAN. I REGRET EVERY OF MY TIME SPENT IN DEALING WITH A
BIZAGA LIKE YOU, AN OUT DATED HUMAN BEING OF YOUR NATURE, A
REPUGNANTIC TYPE OF HUMAN, A BASTARD, A CLUMSY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL
FOOL, A PERSON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM A MINOR MENTAL INBALANCE. GO AND
EAT SHIT SON OF A BITCH. Dr. Daniel Watac



please i am sorry for the damage it cost you this person called himself Gomer just send me mail claming to have hacked my mail on line .his letter is forwarded bellow. I will take care of him .don't just worry as i look forward to hearing from you
Prince william Dossou
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