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Welshcake
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Joined: 11 Jan 2012
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Anniversary Very Happy and well done, may you have many more blissful years together (he's probably gone grey by now Laughing )
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Moby Dork
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Crying or Very sad it's.... so... BEAUTIFUL!!! *sobs joyously* Congratulations!

One thing i've been wondering though - when last was the good doctor actually allowed food or drink? i fear he may begin to smell soon/swell out of his bonds (the gases, you understand. after death, well....). Might he be eaten in a fit of pique?

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allana
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations to your anniversary, this thread is just such an inspiration and actually what brought me back from my one year baiting-break!!

Actually I cannot wait for your second year anniversary, this saga must never end. And if it does, it definitely needs a BOOM on the finishing line! Anyway, I am very excited for the next mails, no matter what direction the story will take.

... I was just thinking, as Mike is contributing to some serious crime here... maybe Doughnut should start asking HIM for money at some point... just to make sure Mike's complicity stays a secret... Twisted Evil
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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you everyone for your kind comments, encouragements and anniversary wishes. I'm so glad Team Mike came through in the end. Very Happy

I'm not going to mention to Mike the fact that we've been causing 'fraustration' to these bunch of crooks for so long. Yet. It's always good to have some reserve ammunition and I don't want them to get spooked if they haven't already realised that they never seem to get anywhere.

@Moby Dork - how do you know Doughnut hasn't already eaten the doctor? Wink

@allana Welcome back! Always good to have more love lad baiters. Hope you'll dip your toe in the murky pond. But remember - we don't ask scammers for money because that would be cash-baiting. Thanks for the suggestion that Mike is involved in some serious crime though. I've just used that.

Mike has been wondering what going on. He sends:

Quote:
Honey what going on have been waiting for the information make sure you email it today so i can get the money by tomorrow Morning love.. missed you so much..

loveYou

Then he sends the same email he sent on our anniversary but adds:

Quote:
Honey what going on?


So I reply:
Quote:
Hi my darling Mikey.

I am sorry I haven't written to you until now. I am having some issues with so he is taking up quite a lot of my time. I looked at the receipt and you are right there is a tenth number hidden under the curry sauce. I think it might be the number 3. Or it could be an 8. I'm pretty sure it's not a 1 but not 100% certain if it's a 7. I hope that helps. And the sender is me - silly!! Who else would send it?

Please hurry Mike. I'm starting to think maybe I should just let go. After all when he made me touch his dinkle it was only as a joke and because he likes me. Mike don't be angry but I might have given him the impression that this was all your idea and that you told me to do it. Even the parts about putting kitchen things in his howdy-doody but if I do let him go I could make sure he doesn't tell anyone that you said to kidnap and torture him.

Write soon my lovely little wife. I hope you can get here soon.

Doughnut. X


But don't worry Mike. Doughnut may be impatient but the rest of us can wait all year! Laughing

Love Phil X

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bara
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Phil,
what a wonderful anniversary for all of us, your fatefull readers. Smile
Poor Mike what a hell anniversary for him.

I hope this will be never ending story Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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allana
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ahhh, mike should definitely start to worry about his own howdy-doody now Very Happy

and i meant that you make mike donating to some charity like usual (scamvictimsunited etc). ... i just read through some threads here and saw that you do not seem to be doing that here, then i am very sorry for bringing that up. i thought it is a common goal in almost any bait to make the lad donate money for a good purpose without him realizing, that's how it was practiced in the baiting society of my previous school. i wish there was a baiting society at my current uni too... *sigh* memories...
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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Allana, I've seen youtube clips where baiters have gotten lads to spend their own money on food and stuff and then hand it out to needy people. It's usually a church bait, and the Church need proof of their good deeds. Maybe you mean to incorporate something like that in your bait...

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mike sends me a nice email. Seems he's not angry about being blamed for everything. He just want's some money!:

Quote:
It's Ok my love. I'm just glad to hear from you now... I'll go to WU to see if i can get the money with the information you gave me cuz I'm confused you're giving me 2 different numbers 3 or 8, I hope i get the money.. I just want you to make sure the doctor is all tied up and you must not let him do anything until i am able to get your money back but for now, i must let you know that there's no way i can get to the doctor's e-mail without a password cuz i';ve tried clicking your name and it's not bringing up anything.

You must force him to give you his password and tell him to stop lieing to you., I hope to hear again from you,... Oh Honey what is the sender name i think is Elena StXXX baby i did not know it at all Give me the sender name and the MTCN Number i can't understand the Information pls am not happy at all You just need to go back to that bank ok so everything can be fine ,Love you so much Doughnut

From your lovely Wife Mike

Xxxxx


Don't Team Mike have anybody who knows how to work a computer? It's really not that difficult to switch accounts from inside Gmail. Looks like Doughnut's got a busy weekend ahead of her which is of course why Mike will have to wait until Monday. I don't think the doctor's going to be happy. He's only recently been able to sit down. Now, where's that mug tree?…

Love Phil X

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mike is wondering:

Quote:
Hi Honey what going on with you?? send me the information and let me get this money so i can be fine love


Quote:
Sweetheart, i don't think you have feeling for me? have not get the money what going on?


Finally I reply:

Quote:
Mike. Be fair. I have just spent ALL weekend up to my elbows in . I can't be expected to do everything. What is wrong now? I have done what you said. I always do what you say and I try REALLY hard to please you. When will you start pleasing me? I need you to get me my money. My inheritance and everything I am entitled to.

After much persuasion the doctor is now going to explain AGAIN how to send emails from his account. And please Mike don't tell me you can't do it because even the wooden rolling pin I used to crush his fingers couldn't be that stupid.

mike pls pls pls i beg u this is teh dr i am in so much pain i can hardly see an can only type bad now. i beg u 2 do this for me i cant take it anymor i will mak it v clear 4 u in case u are a bit slow with computrs

<desription of how to do a simple task>

8 click on it and u go to my account NO ASSWORD NEEDED. I PROMISE NO PASS NEEDED. YOU MUST DO THIS BECAUSE DOUGHNUT SAYS I AM LYING AND IF U KEEP TELLING HER U CANT GET TO MY ACCONT SHE WILL KILL ME AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT.

He's right baby. I will kill the doctor if he's lying about the password because if there's one thing I can't stand it's naughty numpties who lie. So hurry up darling and send that email to the bank because I want you and I want you to get my money. NOW!

Your ever loving Doughnut XXX


So on Mike's head be it. The poor Dr has suffered enough as it is. Come on Team Mike put your IT specialist on the case!

Love Phil X

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Big Al
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Keep up the Great work Phil.
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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Thanks Al!

Mike is not happy with me. Under a subject which says "You are lying too me" he writes:

Quote:
Sweetheart what about the money i ask you to send First?? am not happy with you so u are lying to me? send me that money First if you know u are not lying too me and you really love me cus i keep telling Susan that her mom have send some money so you want Susan to be looking that me am lying also? Oh Common Sweetheart give me the Full Information am not happy with you,You are lying too me?
Not happy with you

Mike


Look Mike. I've got £2.2million, risky free and waiting for a transfer. What's keeping you? I write:

Quote:
Darling I am not lying. That is very rude of you you know how I feel about lying , naughty numptys. I have done everything you asked me to. I have given you all the information already or maybe you are too slow to understand - like you are too slow to send a simple email. Have you done what I have asked you to do? No. I have been here for ages and ages waiting for you. I have asked you to do one simple thing which is to log into my gmail which you have the password for and email my bank for me and put all my money in your account so we can have a happy life together. I suppose if you don't want to do that then maybe you don't want us to be together anymore. You make me cry, Mike. If Little Doughnut is unhappy it's your fault maybe you should tell her that instead of lying to her and blaming me.

I'm going to bed and I'm taking with me. He's still tied up but I like the way he feels when I squeeze him like a hot water bottle made of skin.

I will look at my emails tomorrow and there better be a nice one from you.

Doughnut


Mike's starting to get on Doughnut's nerves. He'd better start putting in some effort. Very Happy

Love Phil X

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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I'm going to bed and I'm taking Dr Crotum with me. He's still tied up but I like the way he feels when I squeeze him like a hot water bottle made of skin.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope doughnut didn't smack his dinkle with that rolling pin! If Mikey can't take care of his homework someone might step in.

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Thanks for that idea Next. It seems the Doctor's dinkle might have a role in this after all!

Mike sent a message with the subject "Hot Happy":

Quote:
Sweetheart am not happy with you and Susan is not happy with you also what about the 290 you send me? everything is for you what is the meaning of this am really fed up,after this Email i will never come online again cus you are lying to me Send me that Information and let me get that money first i have nothing to do with your account if you really want us to be together why can you do that yourself Oh my God am fed up with You i swear too God u are not making me happy.. Going Back too Bed

Mike Not happy

Mike Not happy


Followed immediately by message "Am not a Fool:

Quote:
Hello my sweetheart, Do you think i am a fool? You didn't send me any money cuz i didn't get the money, you didn't give me the correct the details i need and you're telling me you did what i said.. Just tell me you don't care about me and don't love me and i will understand and stop making the fool out of me.


I reply:

Quote:
Oh Mike. Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike. You make my heart so heavy. I didn't send it because you don't have it? What kind of nonsense is that? That is like saying you are a woman because I can't see you're a man. Or Little Doughnut is a spoon because she is. Things go missing all the time. I'm missing you, the Doctor is missing his wife and children and now his front teeth and you're missing a few screws.

I'll spell it out for you. I SENT THE MONEY. If you don't have it it's because you didn't collect it properly or someone stole it or the dog ate it or whatever. To be honest darling I don't really care because after all it's only £290. It's not a lot of money compared to the money in my bank. And if you don't want to help me that's fine. I'm going to transfer the money into the Doctor's account and get it from there. He is already begging for me to let him die. I think I'll give him a reason to live.

And you know Mike? He's not as handsome and good-looking as you. BUT AT LEAST HE'S REAL! AT LEAST HE'S HERE! And his dinkle can get hard just like yours. Maybe I'll give HIM my daffodil for Valentine's day and all you will have is a big kiss on my
dirty backside.

With lots and lots of love,

Your Doughnut XXX


We've seen Mike's caring, loving side I think it's time we saw his angry face. Mad

Love Phil X Very Happy

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uh-oh! Here comes the scratched record. Mike says:
Quote:

OK Honey give me the collect MTCN number and the sender name and let me get the money if you know u send it

Mike


I think I'll just ignore that one it's insulting after all we've been through to just send that. Isn't Mike even the teensiest bit jealous of Doctor Dinkle?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe a distracted E-mail being written while she enjoys some dinkle is in order.

(Oh my)

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Think I might keep that one in reserve Big Al! Laughing

Not surprisingly Mike is sulking and doesn't send anything so I give him this to think about over the weekend:

Quote:
Oh by the way I thought you should know that showed me how to change the password so if you need to log in it's now

ihatemike

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Cosette_24601
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am here, belated, to say happy anniversary! I am so glad you could keep him this long Smile *stares in admiration*

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magnus_101
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you so much Phil for an absolutely hilarious bait as well as introducing us to new terms such as "man dinkle". You truly are a grand master at this. Cool

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Because remember naughty girls get smacked with a rolled-up newspaper or a brick.


Quote:
HILARIOUS! Laughing

I will be back to read more. I think Doughnut is great! Very Happy


LOL. Perhaps the brick is a bit extreme.

Hi. I'm new and just reading my way through to see what this is all about. Great site. Thanks.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

welcome to eater Bob, and to the rather murky world of romance baiting! Pull a chair, grab some popcorn and say goodbye to whatever free time you used to have. Feel free to test the waters at some point (After you've read all the stickies, maybe grabbed a mentor and made sure you're baiting safely!

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Cosette, Magnus and Big Al - stand by for some more dinkle action shortly!
Bob welcome to the forum and to the love section in particular. Hope you decide to stick around and learn about the world of scam vs bait!

Mike is stuck in a rut:

Quote:
Honey i just have nothing to do about this you just have to get the money send too me ok, Cus am not happy with you at all you are making me hurt

Mike


Well here's hoping what I tell him next rubs some salt in that wound:

Quote:
Dearest Mike,

I understand completely what you are saying to me. The problem is - I don't care. I need my money from the bank and as you won't help me I'm going to get Stephen to do it for me. You know I've been spending so much time with him since Christmas I have grown quite fond of him. He has lovely eyes. Well, he did. One doesn't work so well now. And a lovely smile too with the teeth he has left. His dinkle is in perfect working order though. In fact, it's in my daffodil even as I bend over the keyboard typing this. I wish it was your dinkle Mike I really do. I've printed out a photo of you, cut out your face and made Stephen wear it as a mask. And I'm looking at the photo of you and Little Doughnut while he pleasures me so it's sort of like you're here.

Hope you are both well. Stephen has asked me if I could maybe take the tape off his mouth tomorrow so he can give me a Valentines Day kiss but I think I'll wait and see how this sex thing works out first. I've got a lot of catching up to do.

I still love you my darling. I always will. XX


I wonder what are the chances of Mike sending a nice Valentine e-card?

Love Phil X

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Thanks Dya!! Mike just brings out the animal in me.

His emails are pretty pathetic now. He sends three in the space of half an hour:

Quote:
Honey But why are u doing all this too me?

Quote:
Honey did you think am happy with you??


Then someone decides to read my last mail properly and sends:

Quote:
Honey that will be better let him do it for you That will be better, We are not happy with you cus you never make me happy just for a day why love.,, and you know am really in love with you why are u doing all this too me and Susan??


Lazy mike can't even be bothered to impersonate a doctor for a few email exchanges and a share of over $2 mill? Well that'll come back and bite him in the arse. For now I send:
Quote:

Thanks darling I love you and Little Doughnut too.

I've persuaded Stephen to email the bank and get my money for me just like you suggest. He's going to do it later this afternoon once he's had a rest. Shall I have Mr Amage transfer everything to the doctor's account or to you? I'm a bit confused about that part.

Baby I have to say that I'm a little surprised that you're not the teensiest bit jealous of the doctor being my first sex. I thought you might mention it. Maybe you never really wanted to have sex with me? That's ok I understand. Sometimes love is not just about the wonderful feelings of a doctor's dinkle in doughnut's daffodil but more about respect and honesty and sharing things like dreams and fears and joint bank accounts. So don't worry if you're not quite the man I thought you were. I'm having all the sex I need at the moment. Which is A LOT!!! : ) But it's still you I want. Please don't tell Little D about this though. I don't want her traumatised by her father's lack of manhood.

LOVE YOU !!!!

D XXXXXX


Team Mike will probably put the deputy chairman on the case or whoever once they smell the cash for now all they give me is small bois. Rolling Eyes Still, I might see if I can get one of them to put a bit more effort into their work.

Love Phil X

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seems Mike DOES want sex. I guess he doesn't mind sharing. Or going second.

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My lovely wife you know i do love you from my heart you just have to do it fast i can't wait to be there with you making sex with you. i love you so much and you do know that i can\t stop thinking of you wish am there with you in person i love you so much and i will never let you down you will always be my wife till the rest of my life,

Mike


I CC him in on this:

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Dear Mr Amage,

I am writing on behalf of my client to begin the proceedings required to release the funds in her account(s) into a bank of her choice. I can of course. provide any documents required to attest that she is of sound mind an body in respect to all matters of fiscal responsibility. Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions or further requirements.

Initially we would like you to provide a full statement of all her holdings. Thank you.



I then write this to him:
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Hi baby!

There was a problem with the Doctor's gmail so maybe you were right all along!! Maybe you DID need a password!!! anyway I couldn't make it work so I told Stephen that if he used his own business email I would let him have another go on my daffodil. To be honest I'd have let him do it for free but he doesn't need to know that does he baby! : )

I've been keeping the doctor's feet taped together but I've been letting him have his hands free so that he can get some grip and purchase. I'm thinking about taking the gag out of his mouth though as really I could do with my big pants back. What do you think?

Anyway as you can see we have contacted the bank so it shouldn't be long now before we can be a family. I'm not sure what we'll do about Stephen though. Unless you don't mind sharing me? I've never had the attention of TWO men before. I have to say I like it! Buit you are my special dinkle-man, Mike and don't you ever doubt it.

Lots and lots of love to you and Little D.

Big D

XXXX


Come on Mike! Fight for your woman - she and her money are slipping away.

Love Phil X

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