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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Posted:
Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:50 pm |
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Here, have one |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:29 am |
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I want!!!!! |
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"you are a fool for pulling that one on me ... EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW." Collin |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:46 am |
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Me too Me too |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:30 am |
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^^^
Me too! I'm also a big fan of your baits, Phil Yerboots ! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:46 am |
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Thanks everyone - that really made me laugh and cheered me up no end. Terror, what can I say? I am extremely flattered but please remove at once the "un" part of "unofficial" from your new siggy
Jeanette, packman, Sweet Poetry, Fartina, cheers! Much appreciated.
And it got me thinking. I began baiting because of two people who inspired a generation now, sadly, retired. I speak in reverent tones of the Spooner's. Cathartic Kate and MurrayGuru and their infamous mansion. They were always generous with the booze and snacks and pool inflatables and one day on opening their refridgerator - to fetch a cold beer - I noticed the portal to the underworld which is where I now happily reside.
So in the grand tradition of MUD's (younger baiters, ask your grandparent's or better still read the amazing "my tiny life" by Julian Dibble) you're all invited for a visit anytime you like. Obviously it's always nice and warm down here. We have all the best tunes. Mr B L Z Bubb puts on a Rock and Metal show once a week (the pyrotechnics are outstanding) and a lad roast every Sunday. The antechambers and niches are large and accommodating and furnished with a range of stuffed heads and skins in a Safari-theme. Some rooms are unexplored so have a look around, make yourself at home.
There's a free, 24hr all-you-can-eat BBQ - try the Ghanain Gonads they're small but surprisingly moreish, drinks are on the house - we do cocktails and I recommend The Impaler - Absinthe, tomato juice and Vlad tears. We do have guest rooms if you need to sleep over. All ensuite with hot running
mugus at your beck and call.
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Posted:
Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:04 am |
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Ah. NOW it feels like home. Looking to add a few decorations myself, Terror Mask style
Count me is as a regular
How's my favorite Annie Wilkes lookalike, Doughnut? |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:28 am |
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Welcome Terror! Nice to see you down here. Pull up a chair made of lad skulls and bones. I think you should be in charge of the VIP area - open to all but curtained off for privacy. Decorate it in whatever manner you see fit!
As for Doughnut? Well, she's not too impressed with Mike for being a "Dirty Birdy" and using all those naughty words but she forgives him because she loves him and wants him to be with her FOREVER AND EVER. Now. Where's that blowtorch? |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Posted:
Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:31 am |
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Here, mate.
Blowtorch, bag of sand, cutting scalpel and forceps
I'll be sure to record the outcome for Saturday's show while preparing my latest experiment. Who said that dead girls get no love? |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:36 pm |
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RL intervenes for a day and I find there's a fan club???
I hope I'm worthy of at least a membership! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:37 pm |
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Uh, Chrys, you're one of the idolized objects
Look at my siggy |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:25 pm |
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I did, but I'm too cynical to believe it (until I get the MTCN of course). Nice to see you're the President, can I be the treasurer who embezzles all the cash??? |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Posted:
Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:28 pm |
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Ask Phil, he's the one in charge of the money
I'm just here to shed blood |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:35 pm |
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At least with Phil, it's 100% risky free! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:36 am |
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100% risky free? Read the small print, chaps. no refunds. your sanity may be at risk if you fall behind with real work while baiting.
Mike sent a letter:
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Wow... I am really impressed that you so did appreciated the previous message, anyways, how is the going with you and I hope everything is smooth, well, I have talked to Susan and she has promised to be a good girl but still expecting to see you soon.
I will write you when I go on break, okay? |
But it turns out Doughnut wasn't as impressed as he may have once thought:
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Hi Mike. I really did appreciate the messages. I appreciate every message from you sweetheart. I did have one problem with one of your letters though, and that was your use of explict and profane words. I know you are a rugged man of the world but to be honest a real lady, ANY lady would be shocked and a little horrified at your liberal use of rude words.
You may have noticed that I never use any language that may cause offence apart from one time when you made me angry and certainly never to describe the beautiful act of love-making.
I would really like to receive another sexy letter from you but you should call the thing between your legs a DINKLE, in my bra I have two large COBS which when you get me excited have hard BUDS, between my legs I have a flower or DANDELION and my - I'm embarassed to say it but I want you to have every part of me - my bottom hole should be called my DIRTY BIRDY.
I hope you don't mind me telling you these things, Mike. I wouldn't change you for the world but I felt it is important to educate you how to talk to a proper lady so that we can enjoy a beautiful and fulfilling sex life together.
Your wifey for lifey,
Doughnut XXXXX |
Little Susan gets this inspiring life-lesson:
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Dear little Susan.
This is Mummy Doughnut. I am sorry but I have to have some strong words with you. Daddy told me that you tried to commit suicide recently. I suppose that is why you haven't written to me in a while. Firstly, Susan, taking your own life is one thing, A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD, but trying to take your own life and then not actually doing it is A FAIL!!
I know you are lonely and bored of being at the Hotel but darling I asked your Daddy if I could come and get you so that you could live with me and help me with my day to day chores. The commode often needs emptying twice a day and it's the biggest one the company makes - The Goliath - 12 gallon capacity. Anyway he didn't say anything at all about you staying with me until he gets back from making the Super Crystal Hotel. I sometimes wonder if your Daddy loves you as much as I do. Which is sad because your old mummy didn't love you either.
Talk to Daddy and see what he says. If he says he doesn't want you to leave the hotel and be with me I would see that as proof that he doesn't really care about you.
Sleep tight my little darling. Sweet dreams.
Your Super-Mummy Doughnut XXXX |
I am still amazed at Mike's patience. He's hinted that all is not well financially but still no demands? When he knows that Doughnut is sitting on her piles? (of money)!
Can't be long now I reckon.
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Posted:
Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:26 am |
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Of course, Terror Mask gets "No. 0001". |
_________________ X 2 X 25
Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:33 pm |
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Oh Jeanette. That is too funny. Please make yourself comfortable on this chaise longue covered in mugu hair. I'll fix you our house special cocktail. It's called a "Sexxy on the Beech". Rum, Guava juice and pulped hearts"
Your optimism with the numbering system is humbling.
Lots of love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:52 pm |
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Can I get the double knot 3? I'm a big fan of both of you! |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:14 pm |
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^^^ Here you are:
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_________________ X 2 X 25
Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:31 pm |
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Thank you Jeannette! I promise to resist all temptation to molest Doughnut, or at least wait until noone is watching! |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Posted:
Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:40 pm |
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Jeannette,
I'm very disappointed with you! Where is mine? |
_________________
"you are a fool for pulling that one on me ... EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW." Collin |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:17 am |
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Jeanette, you have spawned a monster!
Quick, put it back in it's cage. |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:36 am |
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Alright, I'll post Sweet Poetry's membership card in one of her threads. |
_________________ X 2 X 25
Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:55 pm |
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Ahh Jeanette! That's not what I meant, sorry. I think what you've done is charming. I was just worried that you'd made work for yourself in a "rod for your own back" kind of way.
Nice photochopping btw! I think Chrys and I make a lovely couple
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:59 pm |
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A couple from hell ! I'm even jealous! |
_________________
"you are a fool for pulling that one on me ... EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW." Collin |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:57 am |
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A couple from hell is right! I should ask for one of those ID thingys as well |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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