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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND(IMF)
FINANCIAL MONITORY DEPARTMENT/UNIT.
100 Broad Street Main Ave Victoria Island, 20004
Phone/FAX: +234-8038413288

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)


Mr. R0ys R0lls


How are you doing today? I have received your E-mail which as noted by me, listen you have nothing to worry about like I have promise you, I will be waiting for the payment from your accountant officer like you have said, meanwhile you have to be fast to avoid unnecessary delay.

Moreover, Mr. sanisu was appointed as the (C.B.N) governor to take care of all scam

victims Transfer, this order was given to him from the Federal Government of Nigeria and if in any way he fails to follow the above instruction he will be dismissed sack by the Nigeria Government for logistic reason so you have nothing to be worried for many other beneficiaries have gotten their fund through this way.

WESTERN UNION / MONEY GRAM DETAILS BELOW.


Receivers Name: Adediran James.
Address: Lagos Nigeria.
Text Question: In God?
Text Answer: We Trust.
Amount: $400 Pounds
Senders Name:
Senders Address:
MTCN:

You have to be rest assured that you have reached your success and final destination of getting your funds soon. Good luck as you acts as instructed by this office.


Urgent Response Needed.

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DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR
MR.JEOFREY COLE.
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND(IMF)
FINANCIAL MONITORY DEPARTMENT/UNIT.


All I said was that I didnt feel I could trust Mr Sanusi, who the IMF introduced me to, and didnt understand why he wouldn't send me an invoice.

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Mr. R0ys R0lls, This Is Not Scam Believe Me..

Mr. R0ys R0lls

Do you know the implication of what you have just said? Listen this is %100 percent legit and real and I can prove it to you, the money you were ask to pay is to enable you register with federal government of Nigeria due to the scams and fraud going on in the internet, meanwhile many beneficiaries have gotten their fund through this means I have some transfer slip as a proof.

How can you say this looks like a scam? you mean the (I.M.F) that fight against scam and fraud want to scam you? Don't allow the Nigeria Government to hear this, remind you nobody here is after your money will only want to make sure you follow the normal procedure.

I will advise you to proceed and make the payment to avoid complications or delay in this transaction

WESTERN UNION / MONEY GRAM DETAILS BELOW.


Receivers Name: Adediran James.
Address: Lagos Nigeria.
Text Question: In God?
Text Answer: We Trust.
Amount: $400 Pounds
Senders Name:
Senders Address:
MTCN:

You have to be rest assured that you have reached your success and final destination of getting your funds soon. Good luck as you acts as instructed by this office.

Urgent Response Needed.

Image

DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR
MR.JEOFREY COLE.
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND(IMF)
FINANCIAL MONITORY DEPARTMENT/UNIT.


How can I say this looks like a scam? Still if he's offering to show me transfer slips, let him! Jeofrey is starting to sound stressed, he should chill the [email protected] out. Now I have to find a Westy that does transactions in $Pounds!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to know what the implications are! Yes $400 pounds will be hard to send. I think though when you use $ and say pounds that translates to pesos so you owe him about $4.00 to not see the implications.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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he will be dismissed sack


And we all know how painful that can be....

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The IMF have now sent me a transfer slip for $2.5 million, sent to a Swedish bank, as an example.

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How are you doing today? Listen Mr. R0ys there is nothing I like more than trust but it seems you don’t believe or trust in me, I have attached to you a transfer slip made by the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N) to one of our beneficiaries in SWEDEN Mr. Goran Landin, this is shown to you as a prove for you to believe and have faith in this transaction because with faith we can move mountain.

Nobody here is after your money we only trying to avoid scam Laughing or impersonation that is why you have to register with the Federal Government of Nigeria, I have assured and promise you with the Air I Breath that you will have your fund received for the fact that you follow my instructions.

I will advise you to proceed and make the payment to avoid complications or delay in this transaction.


I was going to use the 'OK' modality (lazy baiting and very frustrating for the lad, but remembered the $Pounds. Time for some de-education for the IMF:

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My local bank doesn''t have any $Pounds right now, and tells me that the IMF must know this.

$Pounds are only used in Narnia, can I send the money there?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad got his name wrong. That's why he's a little stressed.
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Moreover, Mr. sanisu was appointed as the (C.B.N) governor
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My Sanusis can at least spell their name right.
The $£ currency is an odd one. There is perhaps a plan by the British to invade the US. That would explain the currency.
To bad asking your lad would be educating him. Could have been fun!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

... and I would call this guy on his unethical behavior, how dare someone who claims to be reputable release the amount of an award as well as the name and country the person lives in?

"I have attached to you a transfer slip made by the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N) to one of our beneficiaries in SWEDEN Mr. Goran Landin,"

I can see that you are certainly not trustworthy, and certainly could not be trusted with transferring my funds to my secret numbered Swiss bank account. What would you do after you affect the transfer? Put up a billboard to announce the fact to everyone who could read?

Putting him in a defensive posture gives you the opportunity to place demands upon him to make him earn your trust, as he was so careless in releasing confidential information about Mr. Goran Landin.

Perhaps a small signed contract would be in order wherein he swore and affirmed that if he were to divulge your name, or the amount of your award, or the place where you reside or where you had the money transferred to; your secret numbered Swiss Bank account, that he would agree to pay you compensatory and punitive damages in the amount of $100,000. Now in order for you to be able to enforce this agreement, which of course you hope you never will, you will have to be able to prove precisely who it was that entered into the agreement. This will require him to sign and date said agreement, and to imprint said document next to his signature, with his right and left index finger using red ink. He must then hold the document up and have a picture taken with it while clearly showing his index fingers still red with ink, and the document with the red ink fingerprints.

This might reap you a trophy. I think it is always important when one of these lads, does or says anything which you can turn against them. to make a big deal of how this indicates their lack of trustworthiness. You must use that to your advantage. Make them earn your trust.

I am very new to this, so I am not speaking from experience as a spam baiter, I am speaking from my experience as a Criminal Psychologist and various tactics employed in hostage negotiation.

If you think of it in that way, (hostage negotiation) you will always realize that they get nothing until you get something. And just like in hostage negotiation, when you get something, they still get nothing. Well maybe a sniper's bullet. And you must always approve anything with a HIGHER AUTHORITY.

But think of hostage negotiation. They have a hostage (at least they tell you they do) It's 1.5 million dollars. And all you have to do to get them to release the hostage, is to meet their demands. You know the jet, the clean set of clothes, and oh yes the $20,000. What do hostage negotiators do? Well they know time is there best friend. And that is what the goal is here. To take up a lot of time, get the hostage taker to show signs of good faith by giving little things. You have 50 hostages, certainly you don't need the little girl, (the picture of you with the contract) it is such a small thing, when you consider the "FREEDOM" "MONEY" you will receive. We want to give them everything they asked for, but the HIGHER AUTHORITY has to arrange it, we give nothing and yet negotiate with them to make them give us something to show their good faith that we can take to the HIGHER AUTHORITY to convince them, to hurry along in meeting the Hostage takers demands.

This is something I have noticed with some of the legendary baiters here; they always use the "Higher Authority."

The "Higher Authority" serves so many wonderful purposes. It isn't you that is making all of these ridiculous demands, it's your boss. "I would say yes right now, BUT, my boss, Sir Mypen I. Sitches, (MY PENIS ITCHES) demands that you send the requested document before we proceed, otherwise he has told me to move on as he has no time to waste with such poppy cock nonsense."

Your boss can be out of town, and you can be right there commiserating with your Lad telling him what a miserable ol' bastard he is, and that it is your boss, that is wasting time.

"EXPLOIT any perceived violation of trust and use the HIGHER AUTHORITY."

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

While that is a plan, its your plan, and you should try it . I do use the higher authority a lot, whether its my overbearing wife, or here the company accountant. Church baits there are always the Church Elders to satisfy, and that's not easy. Wink

Anyway, here I just want a picture of him behind a desk, and to test his sign making skills.

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Dear Jeofrey,

Thankyou for your kind reply and the scan of Mr Goran's payment. I have befriended him on facebook so I can ask him about his transaction. Doesnt he mind you making these details public?

My accountant, Aslan, has a cheque ready for $400pounds, drawn on our Nanian account.

Because he doesn't normally send money around the world using Western Union Moneygramme, He doesnt know who he is dealing with he says, and as proof that you are really with the IMF, wans a picture of you sat behind your desk at there headquarters. You will no doubt have a sign saying 'DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR MR.JEOFREY COLE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND(IMF) FINANCIAL MONITORY DEPARTMENT/UNIT'
which you can put on your desk and sit behind, just so we know who we are dealing with.

Why can't we just do a bank transfer anyway, or you take the money from our fund, which we have waited so long for?

Love to Mr Zanussi, by the way.

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R0y's R0lls


Later I might ask him to explain the difference between 'monetary' and 'monitory'. He is a bit desperate, that's 9 emails this week, so he must think payday is close at hand.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The dollarpound was the currency in the TV series "Red Dwarf".

Not sure if the Jupiter Mining Corporation installed branches of Western Union on their spaceships though Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a job for the CHOAM Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the smell of frustrated lad in the morning....

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Hello Mr. R0ys R0lls, Stop Prolongation just go and make the payment

Hello Mr. R0y’s R0lls,

I have received your email and the content but it seems you fail to understand that you are bringing a lot of prolongation in this transaction is very bad, firstly I sent you Mr. Goran Landin transfer slip for you to believe in this transaction, meanwhile I have sent to you my (I.M.F) personal Identity card should be in-case of necessity.

Note, we do not accept 400pounds via Bank transfer the limit we do accept is above $5000 dollars, meanwhile if you don't trust in this transaction you can easily forget it because I have many beneficiaries who are serious to received their fund.


Go and make the payment all you forget it I'm very busy at the office.

Wain-ting For The Payment..


He may be wain-ting for a while, I hope he's already spent the money.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thinking out loud in my response. I was not presuming to tell you how to proceed, sorry if it came off that way. It was more of a "I would probably do ......?" I was sort of hoping I would get feed back that would tell me where that plan would not work, or which parts might work and which would not.

I am very analytical and I need to try to work the concepts out in my pea sized brain.

My writing is somewhat all over the place as I change from first to third person narration.

Trying to put things on paper that are in my head is sometimes difficult, it's a very scary place inside my brain.

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Roycropper wrote:
While that is a plan, its your plan, and you should try it . I do use the higher authority a lot, whether its my overbearing wife, or here the company accountant. Church baits there are always the Church Elders to satisfy, and that's not easy. Wink
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