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lord goldblade
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was sent an email from a dude called mohammed, so i replied with ridiculous informatin about being a trainee jedi, a phone number to a premium rate sex line and so on, and i asked him for extra details on himself, and he replied with a awesome list

MY PERSONAL DATA AND PROFILE?
...
From:
Mohamed Adams <[email protected]> [Chat now]
...
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To:
Dear Friend,

How are you? I hope you are very fine.I received your mail and I am forwarding to you my personal date and profile as you requested.

(1) NAME : Mr.Mohamed Adams.
(2) DATE OF BIRTH :26th December 1963
(3) PLACE OF BIRTH: Banjul Gambia.
(4) HEIGHT:1.99
(5) WEIGHT:84 kg, Not Permanent. <----------first lol
(6) SEX: Male.
(7) QUALIFICATION: M.B.A In Economics.
(Cool OCCUPATION: Banker.
(9) PRESENT POSITION: (A.D.B) File/Debt Recovery Manager.
(10) WORKING EXPERIENCE:(T.I.C) Insurance Banjul Gambia,(A.D.B) Banjul Gambia & Presently In (A.D.B) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso.
(11) MARITAL ).
(13) PROVINCE OF ORIGINE OR STATE: Bobo-Dioulasso.
(14) NATIONALITY: Burkina-Faso West Africa.
(15)BLOOD TYPE: Ax.
(16) HOME: Dad, Mum With 3 Brothers, My Wife & 4 Children.
(17) ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn.
(1Cool PASS.PORT NOS: A2448bf.
(19) DRIVING LICENCE NOS : Jf 08140.
(20) HOBBIES : Listing To Music & Instructs School Kids.
(21) H.I.V TEST: Negative.
(22) LIFE POLICIES: Always Sober & Calm.
(23) LIFE STYLES: Corporate & Decent.
(24) WORK IN A KITTY: Don’t Take It Personal. <------ eh?????
(25) FAVOURITE FOOD: Snacks & Rice.
(26) FAVOURITE DRINKS: Soft Drinks.
(27) AIM: To Resign From Bank & Become An International Business Man.
(2Cool FAMILY ADAGE: To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Expected.
(29) PARENTS NAME: Toure Adams & Mrs Saly Adams.
(30) ANNUAL INCOME: $6,000.00 USA Dollars.
(31) MY CONTACTS:
PHONE: <snipped>
FAX: <snipped>
OFFICE ADDRESS: (A.D.B) House 24-26 Avenue Kwame- kurume Lundon Lion 01 Bp 8337 Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso.
HOUSE ADDRESS: 82 Zangote Yenugua 02 Bp 4587 Ouagadougou 02 Burkina-Faso West Africa.

I am awaiting to hear from you .Extend my sincere greetings to your entire family .God bless you and your entire family and bye for now.

Yours brother,

MOHAMED ADAMS.
GOD BLESSINGS,PROTECTIONS AND GUIDIANCE TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.

i shall also send him a huge list along those lines, however i dont see him liking my genuinly debauched rock n roll life, of beer, swearing, and so on.


Last edited by lord goldblade on Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:02 pm; edited 2 times in total
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. I bet he's glad he spent years studying for his M.B.A In Economics to end up earning 6 Grand a year.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's been doing the rounds since I started baiting and is as much a part of the scene as "100% risky free". I figure it got into a script some time in the past and has been circulating ever since.

I don't think anyone has quite figured out (a) what its supposed to add to the lad's credibility and (b) what "Work in a kitty, don't take it personal" actually means.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Working in a kitty looks like an inside job... Rolling Eyes Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I did once list "helping cats purr" as one of my skills on a job application.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am skilled at eating .... ahh never mind. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ezio: you left out the "and then translate their purring into half a dozen human languages"

Ezio: Veterinary diplomat.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
(22) LIFE POLICIES: Always Sober & Calm.


Welcome to Eater lord goldblade. Smile
Your job: Turn him into a hard drinking, raving, angry lad. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes this ones been around for a very long time. Do a search for 'Work in a kitty', still have no clue what that's about


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well replied to mr mohammed with my own personal data so he know more about myself

i present it for your hopefull amusement

Mr Mohammed, i was very pleased to recieve your personal details, i shall now sleep easier knowing what i know about your good self
I now forward for your perusal my personal details aswell to hopefuuly give you a good understanding of myself.

(1) NAME : Mr
(2) DATE OF BIRTH :31st Feb 1972
(3) PLACE OF BIRTH: Norfolk and Chance UK.
(4) HEIGHT:Six foot 3 inches
(5) WEIGHT: 10 stone 4 pounds ( 10 stone 2 pounds after a large dump)
(6) SEX: Male.
(7) QUALIFICATION: BsC in Muff Diving with a diploma in Min Ge Studies
(Cool OCCUPATION: Muff diving tutor
(9) PRESENT POSITION: Head Muff diver for a large corporation
(10) WORKING EXPERIENCE: Ongoing, various reefs dived on around the world
(11) MARITAL : Not at present
(13) PROVINCE OF ORIGINE OR STATE: Norfolk and chance
(14) NATIONALITY: UK
(15)BLOOD TYPE: inernal a/b nve
(16) HOME: only child
(17) ZODIAC SIGN: i dont beliver in the zodiac
(1Cool PASS.PORT NOS: passport lost in recent muff diving accident
(19) DRIVING LICENCE NOS : banned from driving by corrupt police officer said i was "drunk" at the wheel
(20) HOBBIES : Muff diving, black and death metal, playing the guitar, home brewing of wine like jesus did
(21) H.I.V TEST: Negative. Clap test currently pending
(22) LIFE POLICIES: Rock and roll baby !!
(23) LIFE STYLES: Decadent hedonism
(24) WORK IN A KITTY: Every other day Wink Wink
(25) FAVOURITE FOOD: A very spicy curry
(26) FAVOURITE DRINKS: The mighty C2HO4 along with bud, JD and anything flammable, tea, coffee and caffeine
(27) AIM: To dive on 60% of the worlds muffs by the age of 63 years
(2Cool FAMILY ADAGE: Scientia Potentia Est
(29) PARENTS NAME: Barry L Roll (father) and B. Red Roll (mother)
(30) ANNUAL INCOME: £35.000


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe you want to mask your name a bit Smile

would that be... T.Roll? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol yeah, so far not a single lad has worked it out yet, well until they realise no money is coming, but i dont think they know what a troll is Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

However, you might want to consider using mask function (it's the Mask button) to mask your name - it will become green just like in mine post.

Some lads are clever enough to google your name.

Something like this might ruin your bait. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ah i did wonder what that did, cheers ill do that from now on Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Also, your email is visible and googleable Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah, im gonna go thru all ma posts and edit them accordingly Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Work in a kitty is a favourite - also makes a nice WU Q&A Smile

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