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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's how it works: reliability engineers put the condoms on and have sex with specially designed test fixtures equipped with sensors that approximate erogenous zones. After five minutes, the fixture either falls asleep or lights a cigarette. If it's sleep, the condom is rejected. If it's the cigarette, they package up the condom and ship it.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bart does NOT have cable, even if BART did, would NOT stoop to the level of any show discussed here. BART is a BETTER PERSON than that!!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

luckey wrote:
Here's how it works: reliability engineers put the condoms on and have sex with specially designed test fixtures equipped with sensors that approximate erogenous zones. After five minutes, the fixture either falls asleep or lights a cigarette. If it's sleep, the condom is rejected. If it's the cigarette, they package up the condom and ship it.


That makes as much as sense as anything I could come up with...LOL!!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok my, it looks like Luckey has gone into the witness protection program...

Maybe it was all of the talk about fire. Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Next, they'll start running all of his posts through a scrambler so no one can recognize his typing...

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Maybe it was all of the talk about fire.


He heard the ICEman was coming for him...

Hey luckey, try wearing one of those protectives!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hang on..those condoms are pre-used? Tested then packaged? AKKKKK!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Don't worry about it Badgey. They wouldn't hold you anyway, my cuddly little stud-muffin. Wink

Still an improvement on the solid reusable ones of yore. And we all think 'wash and go' was a recent invention.

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