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Terror Mask
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just happened at work and had to share....

One of my colleagues was reviewing a client's data and lamented that his photo was too dark and blurred to show his face.

"He could be anyone, even a terrorist!" he said.

I automatically responded "Send him an antiterrorism form, make sure he fills it correctly and demand a pic with a sign saying 'I AM NO TERRORIST' ".

Everyone was looking at me like this -> Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would have liked to see that.
And I hope you don't work for IBM.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bahahahaha made my day!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've noticed I'm trying to get in control in regular emails...
Also I'm gaining a little of "It's not my fault, I've done everything possible to make it, it's your fault it didn't work out" approach.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My baiting life has leaked into my real life quite a few times. Someone asks me to do a job that I really really REALLY do not want to do, but I say yeah okay. And then... delays. Excuses. All benign, but all just to keep putting off the inevitable time when I have to get that task started.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just wait until a really good drunk has you doing ladspeak in your native accent...it just sounds even more foolish.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Please call me on skype, when that happens Smile
ill do the same for you

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was sitting in the boss's office and she's reading me this long rant from another VP. She asked me how she should respond and I told her to respond "OK". She did. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is hilarious Connie. I too believe that a simple "okay" is the best response to any long rant... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd say that baiting has taken my (previously exceptional) procrastination skills to world class levels. I'll elaborate later. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Baiting has turned me into the Dude, where previously I was mostly Walter.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Baiting has saved me from writing another screenplay and sending to a former classmate who is a Hollywood producer................although I just may have the makings of another screenplay! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had to work with a guy for awhile who had been promoted way beyond his level of incompetency. I just started answering all of his emails with the initial phrase of:

Quote:
Your email has been received and it it is well noted.


Fortunately, he's since been moved sideways, out of the way of any real progress. He never caught on to what I was saying...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Terror Mask Just a photo? No safari? You must bait even more.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just want to slap the world into submission. Twisted Evil
Back to my reports now...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi, my name is Caligula, but friends may call me "the world". Wink

On another note, not so long ago I was being harassed by a spammer. The same guy, every time. I traced down his domain, found about 50 others lined up to use for spamming, and sent him a little note:

"Listen kid, you've annoyed me long enough now. One more mail, and you'll regret it."

The mail came.

His domains went.


Never received any of his ads again Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

leonsumbitches wrote:
Baiting has turned me into the Dude, where previously I was mostly Walter.


Mark it a zero!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bating has turned me into Big Daddy. I just need my Hit-Girl, and the lads will never see the end of it. Twisted Evil

Baiting also geographically shifted my social life from Scandinavia to West Africa... seems I have more contact with lads than friends these days. Sad

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I rarely recieve emails. Most the time, I'm exchanging emails with lads only. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Caligula: Classic. Bet he didn't know what hit him.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Baiting has taught me to scan through long RL emails ignore questions asked of me and simply reply "I'm interested please tell me more".

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was asleep night before last, capering with fairies and unicorns and elves -- the usual -- when a browser window opened and the banner didn't match the site's name. I bolted upright and yelled at the dog (she was next to me) about a template copy -- she looked at me as if to say, "WTF?"

I think it hideous that these fraudstars intrude in my dreams. My dog would like an apology.

I still want to slap The World into submission. Totally. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Five years on, I still look at forms closely to see if they've been rigged up in Photoshop, and occasionally mentally calculate how I could forge them myself.

It's depressingly easy.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There is a show at the Museum of Art and Design in NYC featuring work by African artists. One incredible piece is a tapestry made from over a hundred thousand beads that were rolled up from small scraps of leftover Obama campaign fliers. The artist, who lives in the states, organized the production of the piece entirely via email.

My first thought? Amazing trophy.

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