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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I get an email from another Rita:

Quote:
From Mrs.Rita
From:
Mrs. Rita <rita.@gmail.com>

Dear,

I am Mrs.Rita a patience suffering from a long time cancer of
breast and with a lonely daughter of 16years. I need you to help me
inherit my properties to take care of my only daughter. Get Back to me
for more details.

Mrs.Rita


Remembering the line from the late great John Belushi (and because I want to find out how far they will go, I simply write back:

Quote:
How much for the little girl?


and get the next part of the script from a slightly different email:

Quote:
Dear Chris,

I am Dr. Isack from the General Hospital of Burkina Faso in the Department of Cardiology. Mrs. Rita here is 58 years old and a widower of one Mr. Abubakar . Her husband pass away through a fatal motor accident and after 4 years now the sickness of Mrs.Rita has develop to a highest risk of sending here to her early grave in the next three months to come.

Her wish was that i should help her find a foreigner who is honest and sincere and can take care of her only daughter Susan . As a doctor i decided to help her to find someone because she has been good to the country and the community in which she lives. She is a popular woman.

Since her sickness, she has not been able to move or talk well. Her daughter who as i said is very young to control such money(fund) and therefore because She and Her husband alone migrated from Liberia to Burkina Faso including their daughter, has no family to relied on.I decided to help her out since is her last wish. I have all the doctoral report of her and she is ready to make you the Next of Kin or Beneficiary to her account which includes the sum of $ 5,760,000.00 with a 3 kilograms of Gold Bars in her Bank and in her Social Security Company account.

Please i appreciate your sincere and kind acceptance to help out this woman. As time goes on i will make you know of her daughter. She has all certificate of these fund and gold (documents) with her.Mrs Rita therefore needs you to receive this fund and gold so that you will adopt her only daughter and carry her to your country.

Please, these are the details of Mrs.Rita and her Daughter. Kindly reply me with your opinion and anything that bothers your mind so that i can explain to you. She is not able to write you message so i check her mails for her so that i can tell her everything that goes on just for verification reasons.

Please kindly response back with this information:

NAME...........................................
AGE........................................................
SEX......................................................
COUNTRY.............................................
OCCUPATION..........................................
PHONE NUMBER........................................


Ask any question you wish to know and i will help her response to you for your proper understanding. thanks

Dr. Isack and Mrs. Rita .


I warn you now, this WILL get MORE than a little creepy. I plan to totally ignore the gold, cash and totally go down I wanna buy her ruote. Let's see if they have ANY scruples at all:

Quote:
Issac,

Good to hear from you. I must confess that Susan sounds most interesting. I am independantly wealthy having made a killing on the internet back in the 90's and managed to get out before the dot com crash of 2001. I work for a highly specialised company created by myself, that specialises in pleasing my customers, many of whom have shall we say "unique" needs.

A young woman who does not talk or move much would be of interest to some of my older clients. you don't actually say how old she is, I would welcome that information, and indeed any information on other young woman like the Susan you have described. For the right people we would be willing to go above our normal rates of payment

Let me know what you think?

Chris


SURELY they won't be willing to through with this one???

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There was a similar thread here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=195368

In that thread, the lad proved he was pure pond scum (my apologies to actual pond scum everywhere)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In one of my first baits, my character wanted to buy George Padmore's orphans for mysterious medical experiments. He displayed a token reluctance. I expect you'll find no moral qualms in the lad.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads are what pond scum excrete.

It is a no money bet that you will be able to buy the girl, all that will matter is the price.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Surely they won’t? Sarcasm? Surely they will. They will do anything for money, no one has been able to answer how low will they go. They are limbo champs

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's crazy, seriously you think you can get the scammer to agree to sell you his made up daughter Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Each time you think you've seen the lowest a lad will go to, they still surprise you. It's a good thing to do once in a while, it stops you getting too soft! We've all seen cases wwhere lads will be quite happy for you to prostitute your own 13yr old daughter to send them cash, or to stop taking your chemotherapy to send them the money.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Berry Madickin and welcome to 419Eater.

No we don't think we can get the scammer to do this... unfortunately we KNOW we can.

Have a look at that link TheDarkSpecter (he of the Toothless avatar above) posted - that was a bait I did where a lad was quite happy to collaborate with a paedophile so the paedophile could abuse a 9 year old girl in return for some extra cash.

They have no morals whatsoever.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From a reliable source. Latest rate for a child (accurate as of the end of Jan 2011),
$7000... Sad

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

and to torture and twist and mind f*** this scummy lad then IC is an great baiter

I await updates with great interest Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got a reply, but so far are still sticking to script:

Quote:
Dear Chris,


I appreciate your kindness and the content of your mail is well noted. Once again the Almighty God bless you for your honest and time waste to help and make sure that the will of an innocent woman is fulfill. Mrs. Rita has given me her Certificate of Deposit of her fund worth $5,760,000.00 in the Central Bank Of Africa and a certificate to the 3 kilograms of Gold in the Societe Generale De Securite(S.G.S). I will send to you this certificate in my next mail.

The will of Mrs. Rita is for you to acquire this fund and treasure in other to adopt her daughter Susan and also to take good care of her. Please promise that you can take care of everything so that i will now make inquire and also provide you with all the necessary requirement for this transaction. First, you will have to contact the Bank.

If you are ready to proceed contact me and i will design the Application Letter and also send you the Certificates to which you will give to the Bank as a prove to what you will be requesting from them. This will make the Bank understands your Letter and do their profession for you. You will also be contacting me so that if there is anything that you require i can provide to you. Also update me anything that will goes on between you and the Bank so that i can advice you on what to do.

I also want to assure you that, this transaction is 100% risk free and legal. The daughter will be delivered to you after you have travel to this country on the receipt of the fund through electronic transfer. I have attached some legal certificate given to me by Mrs.Rita which complies her Certificate of Marriage to her late husband to show, the birth certificate of Susan and the death certificate of my late husband as a prove to my words and to show the legality of what we are saying.

Hope to read from you soon as possible as i will design the Application letter for you and also make arrangement of all the documents you will be required as i will send to you in my next mail. Thanks.

Dr.Isack and Mrs. Rita .


I get three fake documents, which I can't be arsed posting. Here is my response. I tried to keep it "believable":

Quote:
Isaac,

Reading your response to my last message shows me that you're not paying attention to me. I've already said that I don't need the girl's money I made seven times that during the 90's. I don't need the gold you're prattling on about (which let's face you and I BOTH know isn't there really, otherwise you'd be keeping it for yourself! I know I would, it's just common sense!).

What I am interested in is the girl herself. I'll let you in on a little secret Isaac, while demand for the type of work I do has always been high, in the last year or so there has been an exponential increase in demand in young women from the African Continent. And local knowledge is always worth it's weight in gold (so to speak), so I would be willing to cut you in for a small percentage, which would increase as we got to know each other's work.

Thank you for sending Susan's birth certificate, at her age she is perfect for one of my older clients. If you are interested in shipping her of to me, I will receive $320,000 from the current client (Fees depend on age and health of the stock) and you would be entilted to a 5% finder's fee. Even at 5% that's still $16,000 just for the effort involved of shipping the stock to me (I will even pay the costs of ).

If this works out, you would be asked to send me more "clients" you and I could have an arrangement that will make you a millionaire many times over!

Think about it Isaac carefully and get back to me.

Chris

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

[eagerly] Iwait his response[/eagerly] Shocked Keep us posted with this one please. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, the penny has dropped, and I think I may have freaked him:

Quote:
Dear Chris,

thanks for your mail and i now understands you carefully. What does this your clients uses this girls for. be sincere and tell me the truth, then i will think about that and see what i can do to help out.

Thanks.


I respond with this:

Quote:
Isaac (or is this Rita (you didn't say),

With The Australian Security Intelligence Organisation watching my every move I can't really say what my clients will do (and quite frankly, I don't really care. Do you?), but it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to put two and two together, especially when the kind of monetary figures I'm mentioning are involved.

if you don't want to be part of this I understand and will find someone else. I just thought since you had stock handy...

No deal?

Chris


Let's hope he freaks Wink ETA: I just found Rita's email in the spam folder of the Ditz's account, I send this back:

Quote:
Liebe Rita,

Es tut mir leid, aber ich spreche kein Englisch. Wie kann ich helfen?

Kathrin


Originally typed as:

Quote:
Dear Rita,

I am sorry, but I do not speak English. How can I be of assistance?

Kathrin

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"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
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"You are a dead meat!"
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's IN. Just in from yet another Gmail account:

Quote:
Kindly give me full details of this business and how much is involve. percentage ratio.

Meanwhile i have to also assist my patience in fulfilling her wish so if you know of anybody that can help please provide contact thanks.

Dr.Isack.


I send this back:

Quote:
Isaac,

Here's the dealio. I have an extremely large database of clients, their ages, sexual preferences and funds available to them. I track down stock for them based on the preferences listed and I get paid a fee, depending on the age, sex and race of the stock. I have a few finders, but none on the African Continent, despite the demand for young africans. Since this is your 1st assingment you would only get 5%. The normal rate is 10% and if you manage to track down what I call "specialty pieces", then the % increases dramatically.

And since you have Susan already, we may be able to business immediately. Do you have a photograph I can show the client?

Chris

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I get this back. Note he's using my "stock" terminolgy:

Quote:
Chris i have pictures but who will take care of the
shippment,paperwork and expenses of the stock as of now


Will edit in a reply when I work it out. I DO know it'll involve an elderly wealthy client who just happens to live a few countries down... ETA, my reply:

Quote:
Isaac,

That depends. Most of the time, the delivery person (in this case you) will take care of everything, keeping a detailed log (and I cannot stress this enough. If your log entries are not detailed enough, any entry in your log without details will be ignored and you will be out of pocket and NOT the company) of all expenses which are reimbursed upon delivery. Again, I stress this in advance, we do NOT pay anything in advance, as more than once in the past our "Couriers" (ie people like yourself), have simply taken the money and run. It is then up to myself to organise a tracker to find the courier, execute the courier and return the stock to me. Not only is this tedious, it is also costly, as more than once we have lost the client to a competitor while tracking the courier. No, it is best (for my business and your health), that you get paid on completion of the delivery.

Because of this, there is also what we call a "sweetener", where you get a fixed price for finding the stock in the first place, as well as an extra grand at the end for your troubles. That fee varies, depending on the quality of the stock in supply. That could include the age of the stock, whether the stock is still a virgin (and that my friend can be a deal breaker, so the prices decreases dramatically if she (or he I should point out) has had sex), the race of the stock and more besides.

In special, cases the client will pay for everything in advance (though there are disadvantages to that, because extra expenses will NOT be paid back to you. Client deals are exclusively a fixed fee).

So, as an example of ordinary stock:

1) Finder fee (sweetener) $500 - $1000
2) Delivery fee (%5 - %10) $16,000 - $32,000
3) Expenses (depending on log)
4) Deal conclusion fee $1,000 (you can start to see how this would be a benefit to you)...

Because we are a boutique company, our fees are much higher than our competitors, which allows us to pay YOU much more than going rate (Look into it, you'll find that I'm right). But we also specialise in quick delivery, things our competitors simply aren't resourced to supply. We do that through people like yourself, with local knowledge our competitors simply cannot afford to do

Again, I may have a client interested in your Susan. Please get back to me with a photo, time is starting to run out. I should point out that these deals have to be concluded quickly and I may have a client in your neck of the woods.

Get back to me!

Chris


Also they wrote back to the Ditz. While I'm uncertain how she'll fit in to the bait yet, I'm sure I'll work out something. ALL her replies however, will be in German Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I WAS going to edit this into the last post, but since she's a new angle, I figured she deserved a new post. I'm playing the Ditz straight, but foreign. She doesn't speak English it would seem (and when I've drunk enough, neither do I!). But she (might) be interested, if only she could understand exactly what's going on:

Quote:
Liebe Rita,

Es tut mir leid, aber ich verstehe nicht alles. Wie man sehen kann ich nicht sprechen Englisch und haben Schwierigkeiten beim Lesen, was Sie geschrieben haben. würden Sie in der Lage sein, sich einen Freund übersetzen ins Deutsche, damit ich verstehen kann das besser. Ich habe führte zu glauben, dass es eine ziemlich große deutsche Gemeinde in Burkina Faso, ist das richtig?

Wenn ich nicht mit, was Sie geschrieben haben wird durchhalten und sich wieder auf, wenn ich verstanden habe, was Sie geschrieben haben

Kathrin


Originally typed as:

Quote:
Dear Rita,

I am sorry but I do not understand all of this. As you can see I do not speak English and have difficulty reading what you have written. would you be able to get a friend translate this into German so I can understand this better. I have been led to believe there is a reasonably large German Community in Burkina Faso, is that correct?

If not I will persevere with what you've written and get back to you when I have understood what you've written

Kathrin


Let's see if they'll use Google translate as well[/b] Wink

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"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

for absolute clarity of understanding you should pass the translation through Google several times and include a third language along the way just to be 100% risky free of avoiding any doubt as to your intentions and meaning. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Berry Madickin.The lad in my sigline was also sending me his daughter to live with me along with the television sets.As the others have said,if they think you wil send them money,they will promise you anything.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So, I get a response from Isaac, along with three photos of a teenage girl (which I won't post, as I suspect she's an ITP):

Quote:
Chris,

I understand you have look at the photos of Susan. Now tell me if there is a deal to this.

Thanks.


Of course there is, and just a country or two down the street from you. More soon, as well as a reply to the Ditz (in German, yaaaaaay)!

ETA: My response to Isaac:


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Isaac,

Thanks for getting back to me. It's photos like those that proves I was right to believe in local knowledge. I do indeed have a client for her, I will check with him and email you back once I hear from him.

If you have more like her, we can REALLY clean up Isaac.

Chris


Am thinking of trying for a safari. Lad is using Gmail, but claims to be in Burkina faso. I am looking for a believable country for my client to be from. 92 year old Albert, a leftover from colonialism, who still believes his country is a British colony. Suggestions???

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

here's what the Ditz got:

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Sehr geehrter Herr Kathrin,


Ich schätze Ihre Freundlichkeit und den Inhalt Ihrer Mail auch vermerkt ist. Wieder einmal der allmächtige Gott segne Sie für Ihre ehrliche und Zeit verschwenden, um zu helfen und dafür sorgen, dass der Wille eines unschuldigen Frau zu erfüllen. Frau Rita hat mir ihr Certificate of Deposit ihrer Fonds im Wert von $ 5,760,000.00 in der Zentralbank von Afrika und ein Zertifikat für die 3 Kilogramm Gold in der Société Générale de Sécurité (SGS). Ich werde zu euch senden dieses Zertifikat in meinem nächsten Mail.

Der Wille der Frau Rita ist für Sie zu diesem Fonds und Schatz in anderen erwerben, um ihre Tochter Susan anzunehmen und auch zu guten sie kümmern. Bitte versprechen, dass Sie kümmert sich um alles, so dass ich nun fragen nehmen und Ihnen auch alle notwendigen Anforderungen für diese Transaktion. Zuerst müssen Sie die Bank kontaktieren.

Wenn Sie bereit sind zu gehen an mich und ich werde Design Das Bewerbungsschreiben und senden Ihnen auch die Zertifikate an die Ihnen die Bank als zu dem, was Sie von ihnen sein Interesse nachweisen zu geben. Damit wird die Bank versteht Ihr Schreiben und wollen ihren Beruf für Sie. Sie werden auch mit mir in Kontakt, so dass, wenn es etwas gibt, kann ich Ihnen anbieten zu können benötigen. Auch aktualisieren mir alles, was geht wird zwischen Ihnen und der Bank, so dass ich beraten Sie, was zu tun.

Ich möchte Ihnen auch versichern, dass diese Transaktion 100% Risiko kostenlos und legal ist. Die Tochter wird Ihnen geliefert werden, nachdem Sie reisen, um dieses Land auf den Erhalt des Fonds durch elektronische Übertragung haben. Ich habe einige rechtliche Zertifikat erhielt ich von ihr Mrs.Rita die Heiratsurkunde erfüllt zu ihrem verstorbenen Mann zu zeigen, befestigt, die Geburtsurkunde von Susan und die Sterbeurkunde meines verstorbenen Mannes als auf meine Worte zu beweisen und zu zeigen, die Rechtmäßigkeit von dem, was wir sagen.

Hoffe bald von Ihnen zu lesen wie möglich werde ich die Bewerbungsschreiben für Sie entwerfen und auch Anordnung aller Dokumente, die Sie als i erforderlich sein werden, Sie in meinem nächsten Mail schicken. Dank.

Dr.Isack und Frau Rita .


Which came out of Google translate as:

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Dear Kathy,


I appreciate your kindness and the contents of your mail is well noted. Once again, the almighty God bless you for your honest and waste time to help and make sure that to fulfill the will of an innocent woman. Rita gave me her certificate of deposit its funds in the amount of $ 5,760,000.00 in the Central Bank of Africa and a certificate for the 3 kilograms of gold in the Société Générale de Sécurité (SGS). I'm going to send you this certificate in my next mail.

The will of Mrs. Rita is for you to acquire this treasure in other funds and to accept their daughter Susan and also take care of it for good. Please promise that you will take care of everything, so I ask you now, and take all necessary requirements for this transaction. First, you must contact the bank.

If you are ready to go at me and I will design the cover letter and send you the certificates to you by the bank as to what you give them evidence of his interest. Thus, the bank sees your letter and do their job for you. You will also need to contact me, so if there is anything I can offer you can. Also I will update everything that goes between you and the bank, so I advise you to do.

I would also assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free and legal. The daughter will come after you travel around this country have on the receipt of funds by electronic transfer. I have some legal certificate I received from her Mrs.Rita the marriage certificate met her late husband to show attached to prove the birth certificate of Susan Karim and the death certificate of my late husband as to my words and to demonstrate the legality of that what we say.

Hope to read from you soon as possible, I would design the cover letter for you and send arrangement of all the documents you will be required as i will in my next mail. Thanks.

Dr.Isack and Ms. Rita .


I respond with:

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Liebe Rita,

Ich bin zutiefst von dem, was ist mit dir passiert traurig. Und während ich mehr als glücklich bin, nach Susan in der Art, wie sie sich daran gewöhnt hat aussehen, brauche ich nicht das Gold, das Sie erwähnen. Auch ich bin eine Witwe und vererbt meines Mannes Fuhrunternehmen, nachdem er gestorben ist.

Also bitte, halten Sie die Gold-, oder besser noch spenden sie für wohltätige Zwecke. Ich werde tun, was ich kann, um junge Susan helfen.

Kathrin


Originally typed as:

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Dear Rita,

I am deeply saddened by what has happened to you. And while I am more than happy to look after Susan in the way she has become accustomed, I do not need the gold you mention. I too am a widow and inherited my Husband's trucking company after he died.

So please, keep the gold, or better still donate it to Charity. I will do whatever I can to help young Susan.

Kathrin

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"You are a dead meat!"
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Make him Belgian...

Colonial history check
Quite some abuse during that time check
Recent nasty and high profile of kiddie love check...

And yes Belgium is my home country.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Am thinking of trying for a safari. Lad is using Gmail, but claims to be in Burkina faso. I am looking for a believable country for my client to be from. 92 year old Albert, a leftover from colonialism, who still believes his country is a British colony. Suggestions???

Are you sure its too late to rename him Silvio Berlusconi?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And the clincher, our king is called Albert Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Am thinking of trying for a safari. Lad is using Gmail, but claims to be in Burkina faso. I am looking for a believable country for my client to be from. 92 year old Albert, a leftover from colonialism, who still believes his country is a British colony. Suggestions???


Kenya. It still has some faint vestiges of the colonial regime. Others to consider: Uganda and Zimbabwe.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or if you want to go for a different continent there's Diego Garcia:

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The territory is an archipelago of 55 islands. In 1966 Over the next five years, the British authorities forcibly and clandestinely removed the entire population of about 2,000 people, known as Chagossians (or Ilois), from Diego Garcia and two other Chagos atolls, Peros Banhos and Salomon, to Mauritius.

And they want it back!

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During the 1980s, Mauritius asserted a claim to sovereignty. The islanders visited Diego Garcia and other islands on 3 April 2006 for humanitarian purposes, including the tending of the graves of their ancestors....... (paraphrase)......£14.5 million value package of compensation - they were paid and they want more.


wikipedia

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