Flies and honey, and vinegar

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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:02 pm

It is said that you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar; and in the world of lad that's usually true.

However vinegar, or in the case of this lad who is running a recovery scam and is convinced I have already handed out $lots to the evil Mr Dankwambo, sulphuric acid, seems to have done the trick.

This is after a lot of to and fro about bank accounts and western onions, the lad is playing a pastor and just wrote a long email about how he was a good Christian and churchman and therefore it would be impossible for him to deceive and rob me...

Me:

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Pull the other one so-called Rev Pastor, it has bells on it.

Don't think you can blow off about God and Jesus and christians being trustworthy. I do not believe in God and Jesus, not after what happened to my son when his so-called "Christian" friends didn't lift a finger to help him. Christians are some of the biggest lying scumbags on the planet.

If you're legitimate and who you say you are why are you not providing a bank account and coming up with these bullshit excuses. You can send as little as a single cent to any bank account anywhere in the world. No you want to use Western Union because its a scammy service used by scammers to hide.

If you want to prove to me you're real and legitimate send me the bank details of where the transfer is to be sent.

If you can't do that I'll know you are a lying scamming shitbag. If you can I'll apologise. But I don't think I'm going to be making any apologies soon because I know you don't have a bank account because you're a scammer just like that Dankwambo.

Three days later...

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The reason for this mail is to let you know that i am so disappointed with the way you speak to me via email just because i want to help you get your fund .

Take note that i have been busy and it's the reason why i have not send you an email . I w will like us to carry on with these transaction since you said you needed an account for you to ay the cost of transfer fee you can make the payment to the account stated below so we can commence with the transaction immediately .

BANK NAME: OCEANIC BANK NIGERIA
ACCOUNT NAME:xxxxxxxxx
ACCOUNT NUMBER: xxxxxxxxxxx
SWIFT CODE: xxxxxxxxxx

Note that you are to get back to me with the scan copy of the payment slip for confirmation.

Piggy #117... thanks lad Laughing

(I don't mean the things I said about Christians of course - the character I'm playing is bitter because his son left his job to join the priesthood and died in a bizarre communion wafer accident)_

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:23 pm

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and died in a bizarre communion wafer accident

Glad I hadn't just took a draw on my beer then!!! Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:02 pm

Those communion wafers are dry little things and one could easily choke on them and then they stick in your throat so it is possible because no Heimlich maneuver would pop them out.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:27 am

I've been taking sliced tomato and some blue vein cheese to mass, they go well on the wafer Shocked

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