SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Does anybody speak french well?

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
lord goldblade
Elite Baiter


Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa


PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just wondering before i run this through google translate and get lots of weird grammar issues, though thinking about it, might make the bait quite funny....

URGENT....
...
From:
Mahama Sankara <[email protected]>
...
Add to Contacts
To:


Du bureau de Mr,Mahama Sankara
Chef de service du bureau de changes à la
Banque OF AFRICA(BOA).OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.

Bonjour!

Tout d’abord je ne saurai commencer ce message sans solliciter votre
confiance, votre disponibilité, votre discrétion. Tout ceci parce que c’est une affaire classée top secret et d’une extrême urgence ; raison pour laquelle nous vous avons contacté par courrier
électronique. Sachant que c’est une affaire qui aux yeux de n’importe qui attirera des inquiétudes et beaucoup de peur ; je tiens donc a vous rassurer que tout ira bien, vous ne courrez aucun danger jusqu'à la fin de l’opération.

PRESENTATION: Je suis Monsieur Mahama Sankara Chef de service du Bureau de Changes à la Banque OF AFRICA(BOA).OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO; Je viens vers vous pour vous faire part de la situation suivante qui se présente dans notre institution bancaire. MA PROPOSITION: Un homme de nationalité Américaine, le défunt physicien Dr.George Brumley , âgé de 68 ans, exportateur de pétrole et en contrat avec le gouvernement libyen est décédé des suites d’un crash aérien au KENYA le samedi 19 Juillet 2003 avec toute sa famille ne laissant derrière lui personne pour réclamer ses biens.

Ce monsieur ayant un compte d’une valeur De 17 Millions de dollars Américains (Dix Sept millions de dollars Américains) somme que le gouvernement s’apprête a léguer à un membre de sa famille qui se présenterait comme héritier pouvant fournir les preuves nécessaires ; or les efforts multiples ont été faits par la BANQUE pour retrouver les membres de sa famille ce qui s’est avérée impossible ; alors pour des raisons donc nous venons de vous faire part, nous (mon collègue et moi) avons décidés de vous solliciter en vous faisant passer pour un membre de la famille du défunt ; opportunité bien sûr qui sera appuyée et dirigée par nous, car étant des cadres de la banque nous savons comment procéder pour entrer en possession de cette fortune; afin d'éviter que ce fonds profite au gouvernement burkinabé que mon collègue et moi avons décidé de chercher un partenaire étranger qui peut nous aider à faire transférer ces fonds dans son compte bancaire.


Tous les documents et preuves nécessaires que la banque vous demandera vous seront bien sûr fournis par nous, ce qui permettra que le virement Des 17 millions de dollars Américains (dix sept millions de dollars Américains) soit fait dans le compte votre
banque entant que bénéficiaire. Encore une fois nous vous rassurons que c’est une affaire ou vous ne courrez aucun risque nous vous demandons tout simplement de faire agir votre
sens de discrétion et tout se passera sans problème.

L’essentiel étant dit, nous vous présentons avec votre accord bien sûr comment le partage se fera après le transfert de cette somme dans votre compte bancaire : Vous aurez 30% en tant qu’associé. Lors du partage 5% seront mis de côté pour rembourser les dépenses que nous effectuerons vous et moi pendant la transaction. Sachant que vous méritez la confiance que nous vous faisons en acceptant cette préposition, pour faire plus ample connaissance nous vous prions de nous envoyer votre numéro de téléphone et fax. Pour d'amples informations sur la tragique histoire du Dr.George Brumley, veuillez consulter le Site WEB suivant:
" http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html "

Nous vous transmettons notre sympathie et notre considération.

MR,Mahama Sankara.
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
UserWhatever
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 09 Feb 2011
Posts: 9
Location: Behind the bramble patch


PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What do you need? Just a basic run-down?

Effectively, Dr.George Brumley, American, and his whole family died in a crash and his enormous fortune of 17 mill is just waiting to line your pockets. DON'T SAY A WORD! Is totally top secret etc. You'll get 30% for stashing the cash in your account for a while.

And if you want to know all about the terrible tragedy of Dr.George Brumley, just click the link.
View user's profileSend private message
lord goldblade
Elite Baiter


Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa


PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thats brill mate, i can read french a bit so i thought i had a rough idea, but ta for clearing it up, i shall reply via google translate and see how long i can keep it running via that
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Otterfan
Baiting Guru


Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters


PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You don't even need to know what it says! Just reply "Your email interested me and I would like to know more so I can help". If they want to do business in English, they'll switch and the bait's up and running. I think a done-through-machine-translation bait would become tedious quite quickly. And you wouldn't know if the howlers from your lad are the result of his own writing or the inaccurate translation.

_________________
PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
Pith Helmet 10 VcameraVcamera
Closed lad accounts South AfricaUnited KingdomEuropean UnionUnited Kingdom
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
Hello Kitty! <--TS certified.

Easter Egg
View user's profileSend private message
UserWhatever
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 09 Feb 2011
Posts: 9
Location: Behind the bramble patch


PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unfortunately Google translate doesn't translate too well from English to most of the Romance languages, because the rgammar structure is so different. However, it may be useful in convincing your lad that you're a poor, pathetic individual who just wants to help...

Oh, and you're apparently a long-lost relative. As if you didn't know that already Smile


Last edited by UserWhatever on Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:42 pm; edited 2 times in total
View user's profileSend private message
lord goldblade
Elite Baiter


Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa


PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

that was my thoughts exactly, google translate or bablefish wish make it quite an amusing read, especially if i use some good ole yorkshire slang
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
UserWhatever
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 09 Feb 2011
Posts: 9
Location: Behind the bramble patch


PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Erm, actually, here's a good way to get going:

Ah, non! Mon pauvre oncle! quelle horreur! Merci monsieur pour me contacter! Je veux vous assister, bien sur, mais, si ca ne fait rien, je parle Francais comme une vache Espagnol. est-ce-que nous peuvons parler Anglais, s'il vous plait?

(Oh, no, my poor uncle! How terrible! Thank you sir for contacting me. I want to help you, of course, but, if you don't mind, I speak French like a Spanish Cow {Real expression, I promise}. can we please speak in English?)
View user's profileSend private message
Ezio
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 902
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around


PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a professional translator, if you need something done send me a PM.

_________________
Canada
Closed lad accounts X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
Closed lad accounts X 5 on my own
Closed lad accounts X 20 Japan massbait
Closed lad accounts X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16

¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad)
View user's profileSend private message
Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru


Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range


PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Can you do Croatian? That is my favorite. I think my next royalty character shall be Croatian.................I know the lay of the land in Salt, Croatia.........or rather the island off Salt.

_________________
Closed lad accounts X42 Easter Egg 2011 United Kingdom Mc Fry
Safari Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
Mortar x5
TV Star
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
US Dropbox

"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx

"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane

The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
Film & Production Needs
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
The Scam Hunter
Master Baiter


Joined: 22 Dec 2010
Posts: 221
Location: Oh you know, around.


PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Although no translator program is perfect, I've used this one and it works for me.

http://imtranslator.com/

It also gives you the back translation to help you see if what you said is what you said.

_________________
...if you go to your WU and tell the clerk to execute the IMA=ID-10-T=Release, command we should be in business.

We have no time for your joking, dear XXXXX Thank you for using our services. (Yulia Ivanova)

Your reaction is a deliberate attempt to delay the proceedings of this transaction, which will not be accepted by us. (Mr. Jonathan Wilko)

My dear, I just went to the bank that would get your money. I was told that such remittance is not there !!!!!! Once again you have deceived me! Why did you do that to me! I've always been honest and sincere with you! I cry ........ Maria

Click here to support 419Eater.com
View user's profileSend private message
bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 857
Location: God's own county, UK


PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hyperwords plug-in for Firefox translates on in place if you are using browser based email, useful for web pages

FWIW

_________________
Easter Egg 2012 Closed lad accounts x lots x few Sand Timer x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here

----------------------------------------
AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
lord goldblade
Elite Baiter


Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa


PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

cheers guys ive used maxanansi rather good reply, so just waiting to hear back from them, ill keep you updated.
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Berry Madickin
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 26 Dec 2010
Posts: 8


PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I always thought google translate did a pretty good job http://translate.google.com/# of course they aren't going to be able to translate slang or anything like that but it can go back and forth from French to English (English to French), or whatever language you are translating from. You have to remember though google has 2 translating programs the one I posted above is the better of the two. The other one is for translating a sentence or two while the latter can translate multiple paragraphs or pages.
View user's profileSend private message
bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 857
Location: God's own county, UK


PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ lord goldblade

not sure how good a job it would make of "ey up lad" though Laughing

_________________
Easter Egg 2012 Closed lad accounts x lots x few Sand Timer x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here

----------------------------------------
AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
lord goldblade
Elite Baiter


Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa


PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hahaha had 2 test it

ey up lad, did thee see that reet big dog ova thee'a.

ey jusqu'à garçon, ne te vois que reet thee'a grande ovules de chien.
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 857
Location: God's own county, UK


PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PMSL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

_________________
Easter Egg 2012 Closed lad accounts x lots x few Sand Timer x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here

----------------------------------------
AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru


Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range


PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Looks like you are now GOLD

_________________
Closed lad accounts X42 Easter Egg 2011 United Kingdom Mc Fry
Safari Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
Mortar x5
TV Star
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
US Dropbox

"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx

"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane

The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
Film & Production Needs
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



E-Mail Header Analysis


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT