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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:00 pm |
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For me, anyway. We all get those short and terrible ones, but the formats that really stand out are the long-winded, nonsensical ones. This one has it all. No paragraphs, all caps, looks like the guyman who wrote it was on amphetamines. Anyone else had a good 'un?
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From: [email protected]
Subject: URGENT GET BACK TO HAVE YOUR MONEY TRANSFER MTCN,
THIS IS TO NOTIFY ALL OUR CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT ONCERNING ALL THE PAYMENT THAT ARE LEFT IN OUR CUSTODY, WHICH YOURS IS NCLUSIVE BESIDES, YOU WERE GIVEN A BILL OF $235,IN ORDER TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT OF WHICH WE DIDNT HEAR FROM YOU FOR SOMETIME NOW. HENCE, OUR WESTERN UNION IS NOW OFFERING A SPECIAL BONUS OR THE YEAR WORTH OF (USD $650,000.00 ) TO HELP ALL OUR CUSTOMERS THAT ARE HAVING THEIR PAYMENT IN OUR CUSTODY DUE TO OF PRICES. IN ORDER WORDS WE ARE NOW REQUESTING THAT THOSE INVOLVE SHOULD PAY ONLY THE SUM OF $95.00 TO RECEIVE ALL THEIR PAYMENT ABANDONED IN OUR CUSTODY. BESIDES, MY DEAR, THIS IS HE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU AND HAS TO COMPLY AND OUR FUNDS SHALL BE TRANSFER TO YOUR DESIGNATED ADDRESS. BUT REMEMBER THAT AFTER 2DAYS) YOU DID NOT MAKE THE PAYMENT THEN WE WILL DIVERT YOUR FUNDS TO GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT, TO AVOID PROBLEM OR WE WILL CANCEL THE PAYMENT FOR THIS YEAR UNTIL NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THIS YEAR IS NOT LIKE LAST YEAR. AGAIN AFTER (2 DAYS) WE WILL ENTER A NEW PROJECT FOR THE YEAR AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY WE DECIDED TO HELP ALL OUR CUSTOMERS BEFORE WE ENTER INTO THE NEW PROJECT. SO BE ADVISE TO END THE $95.00 IMMEDIATELY RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE SO WE WILL REGISTER YOUR PAYMENT AND FOR YOU TO START RECEIVING $4,500 AS FROM TODAY. REASON WHY YOU ARE REQUESTED TO PAY THIS FEE $95.00 IS FOR REGISTRATION OF YOUR PAYMENT BY FEDERAL INISTER OF FINANCE. BE INFORMED THAT THERE IS NO TIME AGAIN FOR WE TO CALL ANY PERSON ON PHONE. AFTER THE PAYMENT OF $95.00 YOU WILL START RECEIVING YOUR MONEY EVERY DAY $4,500 THROUGH WESTERN UNION AND ALSO $4,500 THROUGH MONEY GRAM UNTIL THE FULL PAYMENT OF $650,000.00 IS COMPLETED. SO WHAT YOU WILL BE RECEIVING PER DAY IS $4,500 AND YOUR TOTAL FUND/AMOUNT TO RECEIVE FROM US IS 650,000.00 DOLLARS. YOUR INFORMATION IS HIGHLY NEEDED TO US.
RECEIVER NAME_______________
COUNTRY______________________ CITY__________________________
TEL___________________________
TEST QUESTION________________
ANSWER______________________
CONTACT THE DIRECTOR WITH THIS INFORMATION:
DIRECTOR R. JOHN EDGAREL: +229 96-19-563 0AEMAIL; ([email protected]) SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM MONEY RANSFER WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW: CITY....................... COTONOU COUNTRY............. BENIN REPUBLIC TEXT UESTION......URGENT ANSWER................NEEDED AMOUNT................$95 RECEIVER: WABUNNE SIMEON
THE MOMENT E RECEIVE THE PAYMENT OF $95 WILL START TRANSFERRING YOUR PAYMENTS OF $4,500 O YOU UNTIL THE TOTAL AMOUNT IS COMPLETED. SINCERELY MR. JOHN EDGAR BRANCH MANAGER. |
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:51 pm |
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Luckily, ALL CAPS is a nice easy thing to train people to watch out for!
But that's quite a wall of text you have there. TL;DR as the internet kids say these days |
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:35 am |
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LOL, I got the exact opposite:
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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF LOAN OR ANY FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE CONTACT US
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2011 21:48:49 +0200
From: information<[email protected]>
Reply-To: <[email protected]>
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That's it, 1 stinkin word. Either the lads are getting lazier, or they must be paying by the word now. |
_________________ Dark Specter
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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)
I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:51 am |
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TheDarkSpecter wrote: |
LOL, I got the exact opposite:
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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF LOAN OR ANY FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE CONTACT US
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2011 21:48:49 +0200
From: information<[email protected]>
Reply-To: <[email protected]>
APPLY
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That's it, 1 stinkin word. Either the lads are getting lazier, or they must be paying by the word now. |
Uber-minimalism
Answer him with just a stop mark. Makes for a very short lived, but funny bait |
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I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:24 am |
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TO AVOID PROBLEM OR WE WILL CANCEL THE PAYMENT FOR THIS YEAR UNTIL NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THIS YEAR IS NOT LIKE LAST YEAR |
That's the part that did it for me. The lad who wrote that clearly works for British Telecom bill enquiries (Delhi). |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:29 am |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
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TO AVOID PROBLEM OR WE WILL CANCEL THE PAYMENT FOR THIS YEAR UNTIL NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THIS YEAR IS NOT LIKE LAST YEAR |
That's the part that did it for me. The lad who wrote that clearly works for British Telecom bill enquiries (Delhi). |
May I say "I don't get it". Because, really, I don't |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:03 am |
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^^ It's perfectly clear to me |
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
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FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:33 am |
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To truly get it, you need to have spent a fun 2 hours navigating British Telecom's options menus and finally getting connected to an outsourced call centre in India, complete with cute local dialect.
In fairness to BT, it's not just them. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:43 am |
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TL;DR |
_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:40 pm |
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Then there are the lads who send an email, but their "offer" or "scam" is in their attachment.
One lazy lad could not even make up a fake bank document, but just did it in the body of the email. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:10 pm |
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stopped reading there... |
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George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:11 pm |
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I've just thought of a worse one.
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Am poor. Send monie! |
In fact, that's so bad I'll think send it to a couple of thousand lads right now. |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:30 pm |
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Found this in Eater U which may explain the use of all CAPS.
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WHY DO LADS ALWAYS USE CAPITAL LETTERS ?
BECAUSE IN WEST AFRICA KEYBOARDS ARE BI-LINGUAL (WESTERN AND ARAB , AND THE CAPS-LOCK TOGGLES BEETWEEN THEN. . WHEN I USE AN INTERNET CAFE , I ALSO NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS .
sometimes , in hi-end cybercafes (the "for whites only") they have propper English keyboards. but most of the times is DWORAK( The french keyb arrangemente) or Arabic . (and Its a difficult decision !!! Smile _ |
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Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:35 pm |
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Got this in my box today....
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CLAIMS PROCESSING FORM:
Names:
Location:
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_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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